desribe Odysseus
 

In one paragraph :)

We aren't doing your homework for you.

It was a cool story. You should read it.






How's that for you?

It's on an online test-in which i'm competing with my friend. But If you want to bring that weak tot action in here you'll get you ass backed down.

Tot action?

No thanks, the last time we did this Rain Man left us all in Singapore.

You need to get out more and bang something other than your keyboard...

This is coming from a guy with 12,000 + posts

Cadusicious was a slacker. Never got out of bed before noon and lost the only significant battle he ever fought in.

Yeah, but that's since 2000. That equals about 5 posts per day. I'm a novice compared to some around here.

Odysseus? Come on man, when is the last time you went to the beach?

do you mean the character? or did you mean the odyssey?


GOOGLE DICK HEAD.

Odysseus seemed to be running around with Homer.

You would think someone like him would know better than to hang around with Bart's dad. If he eats the donuts like Homer he won't last the decade.

He bears an uncanny resemblance to Boromir. :hmmm:

Its been a long time.

You should read it... there are references to it EVERYWHERE.

Or just watch O Brother Where Art Thou.

There was this dude named Odysseus, right? And he had a MAD crush on his mom, but he knew that couldn't be right, so he cut out his eyes van Gogh style. But then he ended up blind, so he called his cousin Homer to bring over his seeing eye dog Cerberus. Cerberus was wicked bad and he ate Hera's baby. This really ticked off Odysseus and he went on this journey to a place called The Iliad, but he and his boy Homer thought they threw really lame parties there because none of the Lilliputians wanted to get down naked-style. WTF is up with that? He didn't know, either. They got kicked out of the town by a bunch of Luddites and tied up with ropes and shit. That's when Paul Bunyan showed up and showed them fools What For with his ax and his ox, Blue.

Babe changed his name to Blue? WHY??? :deevee:

I don't want to see any of those pics.

I went with your paragraph, thanks :)

Keep ****ing doubting Paul Bunyan.

I hope this isn't for a grade or anything.

I've had my suspicions about Mr. Bunyan. He always looked at Babe, err Blue, with a strange twinkle in his eye. :thailor:

what can you really say about odysseus other than THE worst sense of direction ever. 10 years to travel a few hundred miles? wow

I had some nights when I really didn't want to get home all that fast