Everyone must read this......
 

http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/jon110.html

That is possibly the funniest thing ever.

Final All-Star Voting Results, 2002
First Base
Source: Major League Baseball

1. Mark McGwire+
4,002,564

2. Barry Bonds*
3,516,488

3. Jim Thome
2,995,214

4. Frank Thomas
2,841,983

5. Barrey Bonds*#
960,156

6. Barry Boinds*#
877,800

7. The dad from The Wonder Years*
454,195

8. Babe Ruth+*
402,647

9. Barry Bnods*#
201,514

10. The Rally Monkey*
158,650

11. OSAMA BIN LADEN*
101,894

12. Mike Sweeney
40,793

13. SHITTY SHITTY SHIT*****
1

14. Jerry Bonds*#
1

15. Oil Can Boyd*+#
1

* = does not play first base
+ = retired
# = presumed typo

The Dugout is probably one of the top 5 websites in existence.

I can't even express how much I hate baseball in the English language.

This thread is like the Columbia launch...

Hustle Loyalty Respect

siiiiiiiiiiggghhhh

is ultra that stuff they put
in potato chips that gave
people the shits

They used to have a page on that site, probably still do, that was like "A message board for guys trying to tackle Dante Hall". It was hilarious.

http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/dante/1.htm

are you thinking of w.o.w./olestra?

Must? :shake:
HA! ROFL
No one tells me what to do! :harumph:
nlm

You will now get Tony Pena's severed head.

Now what???


What's up 4th?

Hey Red; what's goin on?

Workin'!

OK, that's a lie. But I'm supposed to be workin'. I better get crackin' and start making IV rounds.

Which one? :p

The last lines were the best. "My ears were always like this." :)

Hiding out eh? :D

That neighbor lady has one........

ROFL Wow... that's some funny shit... nice find Mecca...



**OnlineHost** whineglass has entered the chatroom.

whineglass: h e l l o

i t r u s t y o u ' r e
p u t t i n g t o g e t h e r
a w i n n i n g t e a m
w i t h m y m o n e y y y y


BuddyIcon : Y-yes sir, Mr. Glass! All $43,000 of it!


whineglass:
y o u k n o w
w h a t h a p p e n s
i f y o u d o n ' t t t

/holds up Tony Pena's severed head


tony_jr: FATHER

NOOOOOO

/lunges


whineglass:
e h e h e h e h e h e h h h h

/casts energy bolt


**MikeSweeney** /dives in way, absorbs attack

AARRRGHGGGH


**OnlineHost** **MikeSweeney** has grasped whineglass by his horns and hurled him out of the chatroom.

Yep. :)

#15 Oil Can Boyd was a pitcher I believe. Red Sox me thinks.

How do you get the chats to have color like that? Is it just something you did in photoshop? When I go on the website they always have a white background.

Some guys on the Dugout message boards make custom sigs by request.