You all are weak and I'm a loser
 

I'm a loser because I'm on the internet on a Friday night at 12:50am.


You all are weak because you are not here to keep me company.




Losers.

:loser:

Guess I will have to join ya in loser status on a Friday night.

Losers UNITE!

Actually, I just got home. I'm on here for a couple of minutes, then I figure I'll go nail the wife and get some sleep, for tomorrow, its Cards/Cubs at Wrigley. :thumb:

Damn. I wish the wife were awake. Maybe I can wake her up.


Do women respond well to being woken up for sex? I've only tried a couple times. 50/50 response on it.

I'm gonna go pull some Boston Butts off the smoker and put on some ribs to smoke while I sleep. See you losers tomorrow.

Can someone send this loser some ribs?

I am raping Getty images' server.

I assume that if she's already asleep on a Friday night, you're probably shit out of luck.

Damn. I was afraid that was the answer.

Go turn on the lights in the bedroom and loudly demand a blowjob. Report back later with the results. We'll wait.

:evil:

Thanks for that!!! I have to think about that food until 6:45am.

Man. That didn't turn out well at all. I even said "I'll even take just a handjob."

You know that look you get when you've crossed the line - well, I got it.

Good news: Handjobs will be forthcoming in your future.

Bad news: They'll be self-administered. ROFL

ROFL

Damn.

FAX

Sucka!!!!!! ROFL

Well i was supposed to go back to st joe today for a wedding. So i gather up all my shit including a couple fishing reels i planned on fixing over the weekend. Got all this shit in my pocket get off work take a shower get all the way to st joe and forgot my wallet. Just got back to KC. I think i woke up half of st joe yelling what the **** else can go wrong this month

Jealous?

A little. I don't have any hands.

FAX

GoChiefs is available. I hear he's cheap.

he'll even let you use other parts of his body other than his hands if you wish.

I only have eyes for LJ.

Clever, Mr. Mr. Plow. So clever, in fact, I made you a limerick to honor the occasion.

There once was a poster named Plow
Who need a blowjob right now
His wife said, "It's late."
Which led him to state,
"That's okay, I'll just visit the cow."

FAX

Seen Kingpin lately?

This calls for a mighty, "huh?".

Sorry, Mr. Guru. I don't understand the reference.

FAX

I don't remember all the names but at one point somebody comes running up after drinking "milk" from a pail. Soon he finds out that he milked a bull.

As I said earlier, I am starving for entertainment so you may or may not find it funny. I just don't care.

Ah. Got it. That was the movie about the bowler who had a deformed hand that got that guy who played the Anabaptist Amish guy to bowl for him who was also in the movie where he flew his jet into the alien ship and saved the world wasn't it?

FAX

YES

he was also in the movie where he had a daughter that knew how to use a stripper pole

sounds exciting

I think you're right, Mr. acesn8s.

And the sheriff in the one where it rained all the time with the guy who played the prison buddy of the guy that escaped who was in the one about the minor leagues where he played a pitcher who wore panties, I think.

FAX

it's a classic. everyone in three counties was talkin' about it

You could finally wake up from this dream and realize that you are GoChiefs.