The Conversation Pit: Time with a Chiefsplanet member.
 

Hi everyone, Rain Man here.

As a new option for viewers who are seeking an alternative to Gochiefs and TinyEvel, I'm here to offer a new option: the Conversation Pit with Rain Man. I think you'll find this show to be something new and refreshing compared to those other interview shows.

I'd like to welcome our guest tonight: Chiefsplanet member Lassie.

Hi, Lassie. How are you tonight?

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I see that you joined in May of 2006. Can you tell us why you joined?

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Um...okay. Tell us a little about yourself. Are you a Chiefs fan?

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Okay. Do you work? What do you do for a living?

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ummm, yeah, I'm going to ask that you put the new cover sheet on those TPS reports


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Uh-huh. Do you ... do you like cats?

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Whoa. Struck a nerve there, I guess. Tell me, what's your favorite part of a tree?

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you forgot to change computers, or log-ons, or what ever.....

Oh, wait. Sorry. I was accidentally reading your teleprompter. Go ahead.

Rain Man has a dupe account. Ban him. And here I was about to blame Goch....er Lost in the Mail.

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Snarrrrrrrrl.

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Have you ever tasted antifreeze?

Bitch.

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I hear you've been doing a lot of charity work. Something with greyhounds?

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Dogs and chocolate. Tell me about that. Is that a tough thing to come to grips with?

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RUN LASSIE!!!!
Here comes Goatcheese,

and HE HAS A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER!!!!


Oh, I can't watch this.......

Do you think the nation is ready for a canine president?

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Best interview in CP history.


:clap:

What's your favorite curse word?

B**K.

This is much more entertaining than the Gochiefs interview series.

ROFL

You and Timmy. I recognize that he got lost a lot and fell into a lot of wells. There's a lot of discussion, though, that you were an enabler, that the fact that you were always there to bail him out kept him from being more independent on his own. How would you respond to that?

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I have to ask, and you knew this question is coming. You played a female dog, you're a male dog. How did you land the role, and (ahem) is that a reflection of your lifestyle offscreen?

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What decision - professional or other - do you most regret from your past?

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This has got to be nothing more than a set up by Lassie in order to pad her post count.

I'd like to thank you for your candid answers tonight. Thank you, Lassie.

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Rain Man, If I may ask a question of Lassie, I'd like to know how Lassie dealt with the trauma of the Rin Tin Tin Assassination.

(Whimper) [Limp around stage with hurt paw.] [Sit at Rain Man's feet with head down in paws.]

This is a great question. I can't wait to hear the answer.

this is awesome...who knew Lassie would be so endearing and charming?

two paws up!

Thank you, everybody. Stay tuned for next week, when we do an in-depth interview with OgTheCaveman.

Sorry, I responded to late. Great answer Lassie. Nice to hear honesty.

Come on Lassie. Do you really think you had the chops to play Toto?

Rain Man. Is. A. God.

Yeah. Lassie bails before the question EVERYONE is asking gets asked. Comment on Michael Dick?

Lassie would like to slam him to the ground.

:shake:

Thank you Lassie. I know it must be a traumatic memory for you, as it is for all of us.


-Thank you for sharing this interview with us Rain Man.

Could DOGPISS be the next member interviewed?

I murdered DOGPISS for failing to win the tournament last offseason.

Hey Lassie, can I have your casino cash? I'm running a bit low.

What did you do with Timmy?

ROFLROFL

I asked Lassie in another thread if there was any truth to the rumors about a buddy cop movie involving one of Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. He said that it did ring a bell, but that was neither here nor there. Hard to get a straight answer out of that bitch.

Did Lassie push him down the well?