The applause smiley is a worthless lazy bastard
 

:clap:

Look at him... he just makes me sick. All smug and clapping away at first, but after a few seconds when he thinks no one is looking at him anymore, he just stops and holds his hands out to the side like an idiot.

Hey, applause smiley: your job is to clap and keep on clapping until we tell you otherwise, you useless waste of space.

LMAO I never noticed this.

yeah talk shit on my mother bitch cuz she claps to feed he kids

He's frozen in time.

I don't know what you are talking about.

Seriously, applause guy needs to go watch the banghead guy for a while.

:banghead:

Despite the fact that he's got the crappiest job on Chiefs Planet, banghead guy is just freaking dedicated. With no thought to his own health or well-being he keeps cracking his skull at all hours of the day.

POST OF THE YEAR. someone tell me how to rep him

ROFL

Hall of Classics!

Wait...

Here ya go!


http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w...0/applause.gif

Enough with the tits!

Take that!

http://s183.photobucket.com/albums/x.../th_TheCut.gif

Neg rep for cutting out the money shot.

Why, you got a video that proves it was cut?

thank you sir may i have another :drool:

:bang: :clap:

Did it ever occur to you that banghead guy has damaged his brain is now just too stupid to stop banging his head?

:toast: these guys look like they had a few.

Dont think I've forgotten about you, applause smiley. Somehow, someday your boss will discover your pathetic loafing on duty, and replace your butt with a smiley who cares about clapping.

*sigh* come on, have some pride man, at least wait until everyone leaves the room before you stop!

update: The applause smiley is still a useless lazy bastard. When are we going to fire him and get someone who wont stop clapping?

We should replace him with the people in post #10, they're still going strong after a year and a half.

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Hopefully sooner rather than later. It bugs me as well. There are times where i'll open a thread and come back and read it in a few minutes and when I see that stupid applause smiley, He's just sitting there slacking and not taking his job seriously. To be the best you have to hire the best.

Busta wants us to make it clap.

Maybe it's our own fault for not being consistently entertaining. Frankly, this is kind of a wake-up call for me.

The frazod smiley rules

:cuss:

Did you notice this while sitting in front of your computer during Royals thread updates??

Hmm...I might be able to fix that. Remind me if he's still lazy in a few days.

Can you put some tits on him, too, while you're at it? Cause everything goes slightly better when tits are involved.

I remember reading this post back in the day at work and I was crying with laughter. Thanks for bringing this thread back up.

whoever created applause smiley did not apply an infinite loop to his creation for some inexplicable reason. Looks like he set it to run thru a dozen or so iterations and then stop. Huh?

I heard a rumor the applause guy was one of the scouts for the Chiefs who avoided the axe because nobody could ever find him.

I'm callin you butta today....cuz you're on a roll.

LMAO

can we have two clapping smiley's like one that really claps forever and one that doesn't. So if a post clappable, but not all day clapping worthy we can show our opinion. Kind of like the way i felt after watching patch adams

sry 2 here.

Mine's still going. How long does it take to stop (or was it fixed)?

this looks like someone other then the smiley is clapping.

Ive been in this thread for several minutes and he's still going

I think someone finally fixed him.

well thats no fun

Still stops for me. Maybe he's just selective about who he applauds.

This is the best one........or that one where the old guy is in the crowd, its from a black n white movie, cant think of the name or where its from.

yep, he's still worthless, lazy, and his parents are unmarried

LMAO

he'll probably end up in a van, down by the river.