My ex-wife just called
 

She's spending the weekend in the Ozarks and called to ask me what Lynn Stiles does for the Chiefs. Director of Player Development right? I told her that's what I thought he did and asked why. She said her and her friends had drinks with them till all hours of the morning last night. She said he and his wife are "extremely sweet" and his wife seems to want to be her buddy.

I told her to ask him why the **** they drafted Sims and Siavii... oh and can you score me some tickets.

She said their house is beautiful. I knew I shouldn't have divorced her.

This thread may have potential......

Well there's a first time for everything.

nah

Lynn is a very, very personable guy. I don't know his wife but I'd venture she's very nice as well.

I don't think he's over player development any longer. He gave up quite a few responsibilities in the spring of 06.

I told her that's what I "thought" he did but I wasn't completely sure. She said someone (not him) told her he was second in line to Carl.

I've always thought it was Denny Thum. I met him on the way back from the SB.

Are these grounds for reconciliation? :)

Ummmmm...... no. We're great friends now. I respect the hell out of her... but we can't live together.

It's cool that your ex-wife had a threesome with Stiles and his wife.

You're right. Denny is #2. I think Lynn took a back seat last year. He let Kuharich take his Player Personnel spot. Now he's VP of Operations.

What's surprising is that there were 10 posts before this one.

See what he can find out on Sippio. We need a Italian kid on this team since we dont have a Pole.

Lynn is a good friend of Warpaint's. I gave him my highlight DVDs. Haven't heard back.

I felt like Benny Sapp picking up that ball that was really a fumble, but everybody was ignoring it.

Not hearing back is probably a good thing. I wouldn't recommend giving highlight videos to Chiefs officials in the future.

That would be cool actually....

Did she ask why they took her picture off the animated scroller at the top of the home page?

:Poke:

I don't think she ever knew about that. Heh.

ROFL

He requested them.

eat a bag of dicks.

You should have played dumb. "Nope, never heard of a guy named Goatse, he's not stealing intellectual property is he?"

You're far too paranoid my friend.

Don't temp him.

I prefer to just lick them.

If you were random, anonymous guy on the internet that would be one thing but you've been to training camp and work for Warpaint. I'd be a little concerned in your shoes.

Man Goatchiefs getting fined 10k and losing out on any potential he had as a sports writer would be such satisfying karma for him...

Why don't you just jerk yourself to that pipe dream.

so she will need a bump in alimony
to keep up with the Styles
and keep you abreast of his bowel habits

hahah... no shit., Whaddadumbass.

Potential?

He has zero potential to ever do anything but live in his parent's basement and write for a talentless hack like Athan.

Newspapers and magazines laugh at fan publications.

Sorry, Lynn wasn't trying to screw me over. I was happy to oblige his request.

Hahahahahahaha. What a rube.

Does anyone think it's weird Beer Me's ex would call him for football question??? I would rather surf the net, ask a stranger, anything rather than call my ex to ask a question!!!

Name dropping?

right, i can't help but think biatch in my mind...but I dont know her, so what do I know? nothing.

Skip post a pic of your ex. Prove to us she's a bi-ped.

So you think this is just an excuse for contact? That she's trying to get back together with him?

Have you ever had a date? You sure remind me of Goatse.

Did I mention we're good friends? We bs'd for two hours in her (my old) driveway the other day. She knew I'd be interested and thought I might know who the guy was.

LOL.... no.

How's your new romance going? We need a update.

This isn't quite as good as Badgranny's "hey stumppy, I just got a biiiiiig surprise for my birthday.." thread, but its got potential.

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