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I know this is a long shot. We are in desperate need of Correctional Officers in Ely, Nevada. If anyone needs a job or you know someone who does, please pass on this info. I could use more chiefs fans in this area anyway:

https://nvapps.state.nv.us/NEATS/Rec...uitmentId=2348

Rainman?

My father (a career criminal attorney on both sides) cave me a copy of a book written for, mainly, COs called Games Criminals Play. After reading that there's no way in hell I'd be willing to do that job. Thank you for doing it so I don't have to.

what's it pay?

I think DenverChief does this.

Starts at $37,041/year

It does cost more out here than the midwest. But were not at Vegas prices here.

Missouri has a hard time finding COs. Don't know what it pays, but it can't be enough. Burn out is a problem I hear

Yes, that is a huge problem. I've been doing it for 17 years and its very hard to keep people.

I don't think I'd do that for $137k. Thankless job. Best of luck.

I'll do it but only if I can waterboard the inmates.

If it was a womens prison and it was like the movie "Chained Heat" it might be worth it. Otherwise I pass.

I used to go to Ely twice a year for the Silver State Classic. Neat little town out in the middle of nowhere, hah.

I would. This comment was "Thinkless".

That's us. We are in the middle of nowhere. That doesn't help with trying to recruit officers either.

are CO's in Nevada considered Peace Officers?

I'll do it but only if I can shoot rubber bullets at the inmates in the yard from the tower. Further, all of the inmates have to wear color coded clothing so I can score my hits.

In Nevada, they are considered category III peace officers.

So are you more Jim Dangle or Travis Jr.?

Look out for this guy.

We don't use rubber bullets. We use live rounds when disturbances occur. The inmates wear blue...for those who are in general population. The lockdown inmates wear orange jumpsuits.

I once shot a man in Reno... just to watch him die.

Is your middle name Narc?

Do you have a huge fuzzy cop 'stache or a shaved head or both?

How many times a week do you get "gassed"? When that happens do you have to wash your own clothes? Heh.

Can I please see your license and registration adam? Do you know why I stopped you?

Adam, if I told you that you had a beautiful body would hold it against me?

Adam, which is harder being a CO or a movie usher? I've always wondered that.

tough job, bless you.

Is that like reserve peace officer status? Meaning only full authority under the supervision of class I peace officer? That would be Colo law except CO's have no peace officer authority ...unless they are Deputy Sheriff's that work in the Jail in which case they are technically not CO's :)

Jesus, what's a guy got to say on this thread before he can get some neg. rep.? Pussies.

I think you are dealing with some even temperment individuals, ie - you have to try much harder.

Only have full authority while on duty in the institution or on an escape team.

Hell, I know thats a lie.

If I knew how to do a neg rep, maybe it would be easier.

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