I should have killed Brett Favre when I had the chance
 

WE SHOT WITH HIM IN 2000.

The Second ad in this DIRECTV campaign is the one with Favre.

(TinyEvel brings you tiny Brett, and TinyPeyton, Tiny Marshall and even TinyKordell!)


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"I don't smoke weed..."

That guy behind me is scarrry

"He's so dreamy..."

BRETT: Were you that dude that sang that song.
OHHH THE NAME ON THE DOOR I'M A LOSER BABY SO WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME (Get crazy with the cheeze wizz"
Other guy: No I am not beck, but I am going to sing Devils haircut, here it is number 93 in the karoke book.
Tiny Devil: This is the worst karoke bar ever.

Did you know Bob Dole picks his teeth
with a racoon penis bone

"Man, if there was some way I could write about this, I could label it "premium content"

I'm trying to find a link to the spot. This was DIRECTV Sunday Ticket in 2001. The installer campaign (where people hugged him, etc.) THe husband is asking about all the Bears games. Then Tiny Brett pops up on her shoulder... "Julie, you grew up in Green Bay. Just caused you married this guy...you still root for me, right?"
Then she mentions they can get Green Bay games, too. The husband gets mad.
someting like that...

"So, you refused to appear in my next TGIF's ad, huh? Well, you'd better stay away from craft services today buddy because otherwise, I'll have a little green & yellow surprise for your ass".

Dane, You have 5 years on me and I passed you in post count.

Who's the loser?

Uh...

The one who has to work on Sunday? :fire:

NO!! Brett. You've alredy eaten 11 hydros. You cannot have any Percocet.

ROFL

Actually, Brett ate an entire bag of chips andbowl of salsa at craft services in between green screen setups, and he couldn't say his lines because his mouth was burning. We had to take 15.

Then he came back and was messing around with his lines, saying "Julie, you little hooker...."

He was cool.

Did you tell him he sucked in "There's Something About Mary" and give him crap because Steve Young was their original choice?

If we lose I'm blaming YOU.

No, but I asked him if he knew you, and he said, "That Sammy Hagar-looking dude with the white hair?..."

PBJ

Hey, I looked like Bon Jovi back then.

Favre wants to learn
PBJ First Down Samie's PBJ moves
that leap into the stands crap is getting old

ROFL

:clap:

Who are you?

He's Batman. He wants you to tell your friends about him.

Dane gets to busy counting and re-counting the Sq/footage of his house and then rolling around on imaginary dollars on his floor.

ROFL

Actually, Tiny & I had plans to go the Chiefs-Packers game up until this past Sunday. All booked and ready to go. But his work (rightfully so) trumped the trip.

So I'll be in Vegas this weekend. All alone. While the wife has an all-girls weekend at the house.

I still win :p

Batman's not a Chiefs fan.

I'll be in Vegas for about 2 weeks starting in early Dec. You two should cruise up for some prowling and booty looking.

Dude, I would most certainly enjoy that but I won't be able to make it.

I'll PM you as to why.

Don't tell my wife

It's "soy un perdedor."

"Brett, I know you like to wear that gettup everywhere you go, but you were supposed to bring your Wranglers."

attetnion whore

Favre: Remember that movie "There's Something About Mary"? I was in that. Do you remember that one part at the end? Ya Know I have that line "I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumb ass." that was funny… That Magda bitch I nailed her.

:hmmm:

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Me.....

Wouldn't it just be easier for them to send you some pictures ?

Good one. I was wondering when someone was going to take a shot. :)

:p

Thank you thank you.

I almost went with :

I don't know exactly how you fellows work that kind of thing out but won't your drinking buddy here get jealous ?

WTF are you gh3ys talking about?

Is the video working now?

Man, TinyE...attention whore much?

I learned it from you, okay?

I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!!!!!!!!!

(runs out of room crying)

One the most striking and original thread titles in recent memory...
:clap:

"Dude I don't give a shit if your kids are bunch mutant fuckheads, I'm not having sex with your wife. The bitch is ugly, and I need my eyesight"

WTF?