what is your definition of a real man?
 

i think a great beard is the definition of a man


http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/ima...a06/beards.jpg

404: Great beard not found.

This thread is the definition of suck.

I really need to grow a better beard. My wife likes the traditional 'tee closely trimmed. I like a big shaggy thing you can store a cheeseburger in to eat for a snack later.

goatee... balding...overweight

thank you for your support in my thread making skills

I hate beards except on certain men.
A real man is hairless though. If ya' wanna a woman's perspective.

that would be a nice beard

Did you get these pics off of one of those websites that list all sexual predators in your city?

We've all seen your perspectives. They're generally misguided Pats/Bucs fan.

who would ever ask for a womans perspective

They are pretty scary, huh?

Francis Ford Coppola once said if you grow a beard, people will respect you more. It worked for George Lucas - for a while.

yes they are the top san marcos sex offenders

beard=respect ..truer words have never been spoken

Those dudes look like they could be the board of directors for NAMBLA.

The dude with the flower in his ear looks like he's from Hickory.

north american marlon brando look alikes?

Chicks dig the beards...

What about the beard combover?
http://mortar.typepad.com/photos/unc...ist_hair_1.jpg

thats true except for on that asian

that is a man

And the dude with the Amish thing going, I doubt he gets much.

i bet he gets alot of girls who worship guitar hero

This, of course, is a question that has challenged the thinking of history's greatest minds, Mr. barry_smilez20.

From Vissarion Belinsky to William James, from Hakuin Ekaku to Pavel Florensky, intellectuals from every discipline and era have wrestled with this highly immanent and subjective problem to agree at last that the "Real Man" can be both defined and identified as possessing the following three qualities:

Big pecker. Big bank account. Big tittaws on the babes.

FAX

I thought the definition of a man was judged by his penis size??

If you're asian you gotta go Fu Manchu:

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1...umanchuzh3.jpg

so asians cant be men

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malibus a real man

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this can only be expressed through song

malibu and spartans are men