Jesus, I am bored...
 

Anyone as bored as I am?

we've been sitting here watching cold case for three hours now...so yes.

Lakers win


I'm bored now

I've been back and forth between the TV and here for the past 4 hrs.

great thread title.

I was trying to keep a holiday theme.

HUTARD got bored at Hootie Christmas party
roofies

I'm offended.

It should be "BABY Jesus, I am bored..."

I'm drinking Bacardi Gold and Pepsi waiting to go to the bars in like 20 minutes...last Christmas I got slapped in the face by some chick! Hopefully I can best that this year...I have a pocket full of roofies...SOOOO

HUTARD got a San Diego Chicken outfit for Christmas

Are you shocked that Andrew Bynum looks like he's good now?

ChiefsPlanet myth #1904812: Hootie is a fan of Damon Huard.

If you had quicker reflexes those chicks couldn't bitch slap you like that.

I like being bitch slapped...that's jerk off material right there!

Well, OK

This thread reminds me of that "Bad Santa" movie. Skip's the midget elf.

apples and oranges...apples and oranges

Just started watching Rush Hour 3

Or maybe Jumpin' Jesus on a brand new Christmas Pogo Stick, I'm bored.

No, I kind of figured he needed a few years to grow up before we could see whether or not he was good. And the personal tutelage from Kareem sure doesn't hurt

The good Lord will always take those who are bored into his heart. Just open the good book and read and you are sure to be entertained.

You're welcome to come clean my apartment. I've been playing this damn game and haven't accomplished anything.

Neg rep for being a dee-generate.

If by "Good Book", you mean, "Penthouse", then Great!

That's a magazine.

I'd be happy to. Although, after driving the 800 miles to your place, I'd likely be to tired to clean...

I didn't realize we were splitting hairs...

I wonder what game she is playing.

Chuzzles :redface:

I don't even know what that is...it sounds dirty.

??

Playing that game would interfere with my porn downloading...

Mecca does not have a girlfriend. How sad.

It was a joke.......

And anyway since when do people with girlfriends not look at porn? What kinda weird relationship would that be, hell chicks are into porn.

:spock:


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seriously.


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:spock:

WTF

:spock:

He thinks I am jealous of his hand.

Yes.

Mecca the sad clown.

Goatse must have gotten a pass made at him today by the morbidly obese girl with mold under her arms so now he thinks he's the man.

I never really noticed how good looking he was when he was younger. Beautiful eyes.

Luv watches porn? That's Hot...

WTF?

Most women watch porn....they just don't generally admit to it.

He's a sexy beast. I'd do him.

Yes mecca is the clown. http://www.ncaabbs.com/forums/images...ingedeagle.gif

Here's a video of GoChiefs from a couple of years back (couldn't find another place to use this):

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I had a girl who wanted to make porn with me one time. Why the hell did I break up with her???

Aayoo
I'm tired of using technology

Why? Don't most people?

I'm just messing with ya...

I'd say so. Most people here know I'm not hot.

Luv, hot is a state of mind as much as it is genetics.

Have you ever been around those people who think they're hot, and they're definitely not?

Roo is right on this score. At least after dudes get past 23 or so.

There are measurables to be sure. I mean if you need a crane to be lifted from your bedroom, then your attitude won't matter much. But most girls can make do.

Yeah, but a lot of that is obnoxiousness. Dressing well and being quietly confident is hot.

Trust me, men ten years older than that still have to get past the looks before they see anything else. Not trying to male bash. Just how it is. I'm not saying I'm ugly or lack self confidence, because neither is true. I'm just honest with myself is all. Anyway.....

I'm not ashamed that I surround myself with beautiful people.

Shallow bastard. :p

You are a beautiful man, AP. Very sexy. You should look into modeling.

Guys can easily be fooled by makeup and some cleavage or some other physical distraction. I see it happen all the time.

And massive amounts of alcohol.

Clayton? Shouldn't you be upstairs with the family celebrating Christmas?

Shhhhh!!!!

You don't think things through huh?

Hey GOATSE, how was the Water Horse? Didn't you go se it today?

Not that time. LOL

My family doesn't celebrate xmas.

Snuck in for free and it was packed. Going tomorrow.

Really? why not?

They are Jemimah's Witnesses.

:crybaby:

But what are you?

Didn't Nick Athan celebrate Christmas today?

I am an agnostic.

You're a sycophant, not an agnostic.

I am not sure who I have flattered lately other than DaKCMan, who is a sexy beast.

I recently got new neighbors above me. They are loud. Carry on.

Good for them!

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