OK, this isn't about the poop, but .........
 

OK, maybe it is , How many of you have used colon cleansers ? How often do you use an overnight cleansers ?

Someone shed some light on this without all the poopy details ?

Use this. Guaranteed results...

http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/pix/colonblow.jpg

LMAO Damn you!

don't do it roy!
they'll be able to bury you in a shoe box!
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"Excuse me, do you carry Colon Clense?"
"Yeah, Adam, where's the Colon Clense?"
"It's for my wife. IT'S FOR MY WIFE."

Just eat more corn.

Cheapest way is to eat some undercooked chicken.

Did a guy on a football forum actually ask this question.

Absolutely Hilarious!

Hey, some dudes just have to blow a colon now and then. NTTAWWT Who are we to judge? :shrug:

JK, Roy :D

Whatever you do... don't google pictures of what comes out when you do that.

2cheeks1toilet.

I can't wait to click the goo gle ads the come up on this thread.

WTF is that picture?

According to the advertisements, this is what comes out of your body when you use their products.

I think Tiny Evel could make a more effective ad.

Wow, that's kind of disturbing.

That is one of the shorter ones.

!!!!!!!KIND OF!!!!!!!!

What's the point of these things? Do they really make your body that much healtheir..or what?

Hell of a sales pitch

ROFL

This is intriguing, after seeing those photos. I feel I must do this too, that stuff doesnt look to healthy, I think it needs to come out.

Does this help prevent colon cancer?

edit: Ok, after reading more I feel like there is a ****ing time bomb in my bowels. I didnt realize I had remnants of what looks like a moist mummy stuck to the walls of my intestines. this is ****ed up!

I don't think I could bring myself to do it. To each their own though

Yes, alot of toxins are built up in that shit...........

Just don't get the shit end of the stick.

I think I should do this, I am only 23 and all, but I seriously am afraid to have something like that come out of my ass! Seriously, look at that SHIT! it freaks me out to think there is some in me right now lurking around. Parasites dont bother me as much as that gooey jaba the hut looking green shit!

Oh god, this site will change how you look at women:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgu...LA:en%26sa%3DN

I'm just wanting to talk to somebody that has done this to find if you are spending alot of time shitting this crap out.

I have heard it is suppose to come out like a normal bowel movement.....I duuno ?

It would probally plug up my toliet and run out on the floor.

I think you may be creating a Fetish :p

Paul from Australia, had some bad SHIT


And Carl from Canada SHIT in a strainer LOL

ROFL

No, no fetishes here. I was just surprised to see such beasts lurking in the bowels of humans.

ROY I am curious now about that as well. How the **** do you have a 'normal' BM with a turd that is ****ing 3 feet long, or looks like an alien baby or something?

Not sure, I know this isn't the fist thread about this stuff on CP. So I was asking if any members here have done this yet. At my age ( 50 ) and not able to do alot of exercising after the heart attack and having 2 bad knees, I am on a mission to lose weight and get as healthy as I can.

The following are just a few of the side effects of a toxic buildup in the body:

1. Constipation, diarrhea, irritable bowel syndrome, bloating and indigestion
2. Weight gain and inability to lose weight
3. A disruption in mental function
4. Stiffness and pain in the joints
5. Excess strain and weakening of the heart
6. Blemishes, paleness, psoriasis, break-outs and other skin problems
7. Bad breath

While not guaranteed, an effective colon cleanse will detoxify your organs often resulting in:

1. Increased energy and vitality level
2. Healthier bowel movements (eliminates constipation problems, and prevents disease of the colon)
3. Weight Loss
4. Improved look and strength of hair, skin, and nails
5. Elimination of fatty wastes, mucus, and other toxic buildups
6. Decreased cholesterol
7. An overall feeling of improved health and wellbeing

I dont see why this wouldnt help. Hell, it might just give you a placebo effect from seeing what looks like rotting ick coming out the back of you.

The results make sense. If you are able to better digest food you will feel better and your body will function better as a whole. As for losing weight I would have to assume since your body is digesting better your metabolism speeds up some how... not sure really.

Nite all....... off to bed.

Is this something you buy at a store
do you need to stay home for 24 hours
inquiring colons need to know

Toxins? Colon cleansers?

There's scam written all over that.

Whata buncha Crap...no pun intended

this place could use a colon cleanser to gain back its burst.
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I suspect Big Daddy knows something about this.

well

I just eat a prune every day. These make it really easy and convenient:

http://www.sunsweet.com/products/ima...oduct/ones.jpg

I used to have constipation problems (still do, actually). I went in for a colonoscopy this past fall and the results I got were kind of underwhelming. I was psyched up for some sort of fatal cancer-like colon disorder and all I got was, "Eat less starches. More grain and fruits." I asked about colon cleansing and my doctor pretty much told me that the stuff they show on TV is natural. It's not necessary to cleanse the colon at all.

I've changed my diet a bit and my bowel movements are bigger and a lot more frequent. As long as that happens, I don't think it's really necessary to worry about the stuff your body secretes.

colon cleanser
 

Having taken narcotics over a length period of time constipation is a major problem that does not go away. Is that why you are considering a colon cleanser? If its due to constipation use a stool softener. I've used them, they sell them at Wally World and is the only thing I have found to help from getting consipated. Before I started using them, I went for 5 or 6 days without a bowel movement and it would all clog up about 4 inches up my colon. I would feel like I was carrying a little friggin baby down in my ass. One time it got so bad and needed to get it out that I had to shove a spoon up my ass to pick off pieces and get it down to a size that would finish exiting the colon. I mean when it finally came out it was like 4 inches in diameter and close to a foot long. That's what killed Elvis you know he was plugged up tighter than a drain pipe with cement in it. Not a good thing to experience.

GOATSE will be along shortly to make fun of you for not being able to handle something 4 inchs in diameter and a foot long in your ass.

Constipated
 

Ineeded it to come out, not get pushed in further. If he could reach it.

That explains alot of what has been posted on the Planet.:LOL:

I'm kinda wishing that I never read that now.

Alrighty then. I am on week 3-4 of Colon cleanse. The brand the guy with the black mustache has the infomercial on. That goes on and on about having healthy bowel movements.

Talk about nice healthy bowel movements! I'm impressed. Plus it doesn't make you have the feeling you have to run to the bathroom or anything.

So i recommend the product. That is all.

Mother of ****ing christ.

You could have gotten the same results by eating a lot of veggies and cutting out sugar.

Clogged is a mother-fer .. Ive used softeners and over-niters both help ...

colon cleansing is a scam

drink plenty of water, get sufficient fiber, crap like an allstar....

RoR craps like an all star. But it comes out of his mouth instead.

I have been eating a lot of veggies the last month or so. Way more then i normally do. So maybe its a combo of both.

Pus i take a medicine that constipates you. I hate constipation!! So that i why i have been a veggie whore lately.

Regardless it doesn't hurt anything doing both.

Training camp can't start soon enough....

"What you don't know won't hurt you."

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This.

You're ingesting something that intentionally congeals in your colon. Don't be surprised when you crap out a nasty lump of jellified junk, because that's what you're putting into your body. The nasty gooey blob only comes out of people who take the colon cleanser, because the gooey blob is created by the colon cleanser. Seriously, before you spend money on this junk, go ask a gastroenterologist. Or read up a little bit...

http://hubpages.com/hub/Colon_Cleanse_Scams

http://quackfiles.blogspot.com/2004/...ious-idea.html

You can't mean to tell me that with all the stuff out there people eat in this junk food nation of ours. That are pipe system is basically nice and clean? And a simple veg diet will clean out decades of stuff literally stuck to the inside of the very long used and abused intestinal walls?

I would have a hard time believing that.

There is absolutely zero proof that anything "sticks" to the insides of your intestines or colon. Zero. And I challenge you to find a legitimate medical professional that will tell you otherwise. Shit doesn't stay in your colon for decades. That's just not how the human body works. That's common biology. Stuff doesn't stick. If it did there would be millions of people dying from plugged colons. But somehow people that don't take these products still eat nasty fast food and manage to stay alive.

Seriously, don't take my word for it. Read up on it. Ask some people in the medical profession. Don't take the word of someone trying to sell you their "product".

its a scam, the ingredients are basically psyllium powder and that's what creates the scary worm-creatures that those pictures show. that stuff wasn't in there before they took the pills

Well, i am still happy with my poop. Proud of it actually.

I'll leave it like that.

This is from the link I posted above.

Scam.

Food poisoning is cheaper.

Yum yum bacon, its what's for dinner. Or was for dinner, heh.