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Iranians created the first animation
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And 4 Billion years later they're still a joke.
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Interesting.
And to think all this time I had just accepted Ensign Chekov's assurances animation had been invented in Russia. |
Good thing it wasn't a picture of Muhammad. The Muslims would rage on about hanging the pottery maker... nevermind he's already dead.
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all that potential, and they still haven't conquered toilet paper and the concept that beasts of burden are not fornication devices.
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I posted this thread in the lounge hoping it won't be turned into political poop slinging. But there always has to be one of you out there. BTW, before you make an ass of yourself by insulting a whole nation because you don't like their current leaders check here: http://www.farsinet.com/farsinet/iranian_americans.html or here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_..._and_engineers Now I hope this remains a non-political thread. |
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As for the other subject of your obsession I'm not claiming there's no such incidents in rural Iran, but the first time I ever heard about the practice of using sheep as sex partners was from good old red-blooded American farm boys. You just choose to close your eye to one side of the story either out of convenience or ignorance. That's how your social or political comments are treated on this bb as mere jokes. |
This week, on Iranian Idol......women still live in garbage bags.
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[QUOTE=Iowanian;4627181]This week, on Iranian Idol......women still live in garbage bags.
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How many gays were executed in Iran this year?
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They don't have any of those, IA. Their democratically elected despot told us so, remember?
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Which travel agent do I have to bribe to find me an opening for a trip...all reservations are booked to Utopia for decades ahead!
Hannah Montana tickets are easier to get the night of the show than a resevation at the hotel infadel in Iran. |
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How in the Hell did I turn this political ? And BTW I really like their current leader. I think if he were to run for president of the U.S. he would have a really good shot at beating out Hussein Obama. Armajedeancrackehead has a great vision of the future. He's a leader you can trust and well, you can just tell he's honest. |
hf,
this unacceptable and sarcastic tone you're taking and misrepresenting of the greatest civilization to walk the earth is NOT going to help open Iranian markets to pork exports. |
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Frankie what’s your deal? Are you an Iranian? <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on">Iran</st1:country-region> and the rest of the <ST1:pMiddle East</ST1:place basically $hits and YOU and everything this country is and has worked so hard to become. 99% of them would kill you in an instant if they had the chance. So a little harmless humor is not really a big deal IMO.<O:p</O:p
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http://tammybruce.com/2007/05/iran_religious_police.php |
You forgot to say "you got served"
"You got served with my substandard attempt at a reply>> YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI" enunciation of your uvulation is the key I'm told. |
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Other great accomplishments!
by decade: 1970's...Killed Israeli Olympic Team and saved world from their agression! Hey Ya'll! Lets kidnap some American students and hold them hostage for a year! woohooo 1980's...Killed some pesky American Marines in Beruit! 1980s...Financed some Planes of Civilians blown from sky! This is fun listing these accomplishments! |
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http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1527 You are pathetic. |
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Iran wasn't connected to the kidnapping of American Hostages during Carter's admin? Really? Terry Anderson and the others might be surprised to hear that.
Iran had nothing to do with the killing of the Israeli olympians? Iran has no links to Hamas? There were NO Iranian connections to the bombing of the Marine barracks in Beruit that killed a couple of hundred Americans? I think someone's head is buried in a sandy ass, and you might quite possibly begin to create glass soon with that hot air. |
Iran is one of the largest supporters of Hezbollah, before 9/11, Hezbollah had killed more Americans than any other international terrorist organization. <O:p</O:p
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Go ahead hang yourself more everytime you post. You actually ARE pathetic. |
Iowanian may be thinking about this:
Iran supported the group behind the 1996 truck bombing of Khobar Towers, a U.S. military residence in Saudi Arabia, which killed nineteen U.S. servicemen. |
Franky, Perform some more analingus on that dying hairball.
The list of Iranian terrorist connections and links to attacks on Americans is long. Hell, they're responsible for the deaths of many Americans in Iraq with the EFPs, shape charges, money, training they've given to Iraqi insurgents and Shiite groups like Badr Brigade and Sadr's horde. Kim Jong Abberjabberlongjohn's is a bigger cartoon of a president than Bush is though. |
Yeah flunky...my comments had no basis.....
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl.../etc/cron.html Nov. 4, 1979 Hostages taken at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran Fifty-two American citizens were taken hostage when militant students of radical Islam stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran.[1] Shortly thereafter, U.S. President Jimmy Carter ordered a complete embargo of Iranian oil; stronger economic embargoes followed. On April 8, 1980, Carter severed diplomatic relations with Iran after negotiations for the hostages' release failed. Later that month, Carter authorized a top-secret mission, named Operation Eagle Claw, to free the hostages. Helicopters were to carry Delta Force commandos from a carrier in the Persian Gulf to a point outside Tehran, where they were to spend the night and begin the rescue the next morning. The complicated mission, which involved refueling the helicopters at a spot in the Iranian desert labeled "Desert One," was aborted April 25 after three of the eight helicopters suffered mechanical failure. Eight U.S. servicemen were killed when one of the helicopters collided with a refueling plane. The hostages were finally released just hours after Ronald Reagan's presidential inauguration on Jan. 20, 1981. They had spent 444 days in captivity. April 18, 1983 Bombing of U.S. Embassy in Beirut A suicide bomber in a pickup truck loaded with explosives rammed into the U.S. Embassy in Beirut, Lebanon. Sixty-three people were killed, including 17 Americans, eight of whom were employees of the Central Intelligence Agency, including chief Middle East analyst Robert C. Ames and station chief Kenneth Haas. Reagan administration officials said that the attack was carried out by Hezbollah operatives, a Lebanese militant Islamic group whose anti-U.S. sentiments were sparked in part by the revolution in Iran. The Hezbollah operatives who carried out the attack on the embassy reportedly were receiving financial and logistical support from both Iran and Syria. [For more on how and why Iran and Syria were helping to direct attacks on the U.S., see FRONTLINE's interviews with Robert Oakley and Robert C. McFarlane.] The U.S. government took no military action in response to the embassy bombing, although, according to retired Marine Lt. Col. Bill Cowan, a covert military team entered Beirut in order to gather intelligence in preparation for retaliatory strikes. Oct. 23, 1983 Bombing of Marine barracks in Beirut A suicide bomber detonated a truck full of explosives at a U.S. Marine barracks located at Beirut International Airport; 241 U.S. Marines were killed and more than 100 others wounded. They were part of a contingent of 1,800 Marines that had been sent to Lebanon as part of a multinational force to help separate the warring Lebanese factions. (Twice during the early 1980s the U.S. had deployed troops to Lebanon to deal with the fall-out from the 1982 Israeli invasion. In the first deployment, Marines helped oversee the peaceful withdrawal of the PLO from Beirut. In mid-September 1982 -- after the U.S. troops had left -- Israel's Lebanese allies massacred an estimated 800 unarmed Palestinian civilians remaining in refugee camps. Following this, 1,800 Marines had been ordered back into Lebanon.) In his September 2001 FRONTLINE interview, Secretary of Defense Caspar Weinberger said the U.S. still lacks "actual knowledge of who did the bombing" of the Marine barracks. But it suspected Hezbollah, believed to be supported in part by Iranand Syria. Hezbollah denied its involvement. The president assembled his national security team to devise a plan of military action. The planned target was the Sheik Abdullah barracks in Baalbek, Lebanon, which housed Iranian Revolutionary Guards believed to be training Hezbollah fighters. Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger aborted the mission, reportedly because of his concerns that it would harm U.S. relations with other Arab nations. Instead, President Reagan ordered the battleship USS New Jersey, stationed off the coast of Lebanon, to the hills near Beirut. The move was seen as largely ineffective. Dec. 12, 1983 Bombing of the U.S. Embassy in Kuwait The American embassy in Kuwait was bombed in a series of attacks whose targets also included the French embassy, the control tower at the airport, the country's main oil refinery, and a residential area for employees of the American corporation Raytheon. Six people were killed, including a suicide truck bomber, and more than 80 others were injured. The suspects were thought to be members of Al Dawa, or "The Call," an Iranian-backed group and one of the principal Shiite groups operating against Saddam Hussein in Iraq. The U.S. military took no action in retaliation. In Kuwait, 17 people were arrested and convicted for participating in the attacks. One of those convicted was Mustafa Youssef Badreddin, a cousin and brother-in-law of one of Hezbollah's senior officers, Imad Mughniyah. After a six-week trial in Kuwait, Badreddin was sentenced to death for his role in the bombings. Over the following years, the arrest and imprisonment of the "Kuwait 17" (also known as the "Al Dawa 17"), became one of the most consistent demands of the kidnappers of Western hostages in Lebanon and plane hijackers. Ironically, when Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990, the Iraqis unwittingly released the imprisoned Badreddin and the remaining members of the Kuwait 17. Press reports vary about Badreddin's current whereabouts. March 16, 1984 CIA Station Chief William Buckley kidnapped Buckley was the fourth person to be kidnapped by militant Islamic extremists in Lebanon. The first American hostage, American University of Beirut President David Dodge, had been kidnapped in July 1982. Eventually, 30 Westerners would be kidnapped during the 10-year-long Lebanese hostage-taking crisis (1982-1992). Americans who were kidnapped included journalist Terry Anderson, American University of Beirut librarian Peter Kilburn, and Benjamin Weir, a Presbyterian minister. While some of the prisoners lived through captivity -- Anderson spent the longest time as a hostage, 2,454 days -- some, including Buckley, died in captivity or were killed by their kidnappers. U.S. officials believed that the Iranian-backed Hezbollah was behind most of the kidnappings and the Reagan administration devised a covert plan. Iran was desperately running out of military supplies in its war with Iraq, but Congress had banned the sale of American arms to countries like Iran that sponsored terrorism. Reagan was advised that a bargain could be struck -- secret arms sales to Iran, hostages back to the U.S. The plan, when it was revealed to the public, was decried as a failure and anathema to the U.S. policy of refusing to negotiate with terrorists. In August 1985, the first consignment of arms to Iran was sent -- 100 anti-tank missiles provided by Israel; another 408 were sent the following month. As a result of the deal, American hostage Benjamin Weir was released from captivity; he had been imprisoned for 495 days. Only two other hostages were released as a result of the arms-for-hostages deal: in July 1986, Martin Jenco, a Catholic priest, was released; and the administrator of the American University of Beirut's medical school, David Jacobson, was released in November 1986. Since the funds from the arms sales to Iran were secretly, and illegally, funneled to the U.S.-backed Contras fighting to overthrow the Sandinista regime in Nicaragua, the infamous episode became known as the "Iran-Contra affair." (See the "Final Report of the Independent Counsel for Iran/Contra Matters.) Dec. 3, 1984 Hijacking of Kuwait Airways Flight 221 Kuwait Airways Flight 221, on its way from Kuwait to Pakistan, was hijacked and diverted to Tehran. The hijackers demanded the release of the Kuwait 17. When the demand wasn't met, the hijackers killed two American officials from the U.S. Agency for International Development. On the sixth day of the drama, Iranian security forces stormed the plane and released the remaining hostages. Iran arrested the hijackers, saying they would be brought to trail. But the trial never took place, and the hijackers were allowed to leave the country. There was no U.S. military response. The State Department announced a $250,000 reward for information leading to the arrests of those involved in the hijacking. Later press reports linked Hezbollah's Imad Mughniyah to the hijackings. June 14, 1985 Hijacking of TWA Flight 847 TWA Flight 847 was hijacked en route from Athens to Rome and forced to land in Beirut, Lebanon, where the hijackers held the plane for 17 days. They demanded the release of the Kuwait 17 as well as the release of 700 fellow Shiite Muslim prisoners held in Israeli prisons and in prisons in southern Lebanon run by the Israeli-backed South Lebanon Army. When these demands weren't met, hostage Robert Dean Stethem, a U.S. Navy diver, was shot and his body dumped on the airport tarmac. U.S. sources implicated Hezbollah. In what was widely perceived as an implicit, never explicit, quid pro quo, the hostages started being released by the hijackers, followed some days after by Israel starting to free some of its hundreds of Shiite prisoners. At the time, U.S. officials denied there was a deal and said Israel had already committed to releasing the prisoners. Imad Mughniyah, a senior officer with Hezbollah, was secretly indicted for the TWA hijacking in 1987, along with three others. One of those indicted, Mohammed Ali Hamadei, was arrested in Frankfurt, Germany. In 1989 he was convicted in a German court and sentenced to life in prison. [Editor's Note: Imad Mugniyah remained at large and on the FBI's Most Wanted List for 19 years, until he was killed in a car bombing in Damascus, Syria on Feb. 12, 2008.] December 21, 1988 Bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 Pan Am Flight 103 from London to New York exploded over the small town of Lockerbie, Scotland. All 259 people on board were killed, along with 11 on the ground. According to the State Department's "Patterns of Global Terrorism, 1991," released in April 1992, the bombing of Pan Am 103 "was an action authorized by the Libyan Government." Though there were reports that Syria and Iran also played significant roles in the attack, |
I'll take the word of of those who know Ahmadinejad first hand.
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But don't judge us by that. That's just our government. Not us. |
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Well, after all this I'm thinking about canceling my summer vacation I had lined up in Tehran!
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I saw another piece of pottery in a museum once that showed an Assyrian trying to kick a football, but just as he did, his Medean holder pulled it away. It was pretty funny.
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Idiot! |
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It might have been better if you'd just have admitted you were wrong. You said I was incorrect on everything, I linked and provided many samples, using only the 1980s. Since we're calling names now, I'm going to try to compete with the mental genius giant of "idiot" you grandmother's vagina-faced, hair lip. May you spend eternity being pumped in the allahshole by a menstruating Jewish woman with a Pork skin strap-on, made in America by Capitolist, infadel rednecks. |
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Iranians are so technology close to the United States....they'll start doing the macarena in 2025.
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I just noticed that this discovery has a bonus feature!
As well as the first animation....it features a goat on a site called "boingboing"(who looks at that for what purpose?)....Its the first Iranian pRon. The wises and most well spoken Iranian philosopher....Skinsbra? hooock. |
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Do you think those few people represent all Iranians? Then I guess you think these people represent all Americans too, right? http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-...11_message.jpg Until we invaded Iraq many Iranians, particularly young ones, were pro-US. After 9/11 there were many demonstrations with people waving American flags on the streets of Iran. You can't judge an entire country of people by the actions of a few. Or you can, but it would be ignorant. |
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The problem with your example is that we didn't elect Fred Phelps as our President. The Iranians on the other hand elected a man who was responsible for kidnapping American citizens and holding them hostage for 444 days. The Iranian people elected him. |
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You'd think with all of those centuries, mental genius and oil money, such a forward thinking, progressive society would have figured out a more affordable way to eat by now.
Personally, I think they had it figured out right after Algebra, but the zionist scum spies stole it to punish beautiful persian children. |
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I think we need to drop Frankie off in downtown <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><ST1:pTehran</ST1:p</st1:City> with an American flag and see if he still has warm fuzzies for the Iranians.<O:p</O:p
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Im as patriotic as anyone here but a lot of "where we are now" is due to "importing" intelligence and people. From Russian rocket scientists to jumpstart our space program to captured German technology for the Atom bomb. <O:p></O:p> |
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As DuckDog pointed out, there is a reason it happened here and not there. |
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100% agree. |
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Lots of Iranians carry American flags in Tehran, safely, its just that they're on fire and in the middle of Anti-American riots of thousands of people, blaming us for something we usually had very little to do with. "Its snowing in Persia...DOWN DOWN USA!" It doesn't really matter "how" the US has accomplished our leap to the top of the technlogy mountain, the Persian Empires were pillaging neighboring areas of wealth, resources and enslaving people for centuries before Columbus even thought of sailing the ocean blue. Frankie will never admit his people do anything negative...We're all supposed to have a "YEAH IRAN" parade every time he looks for an achievement of those backwards peoples. |
The problem with Iran is that the few rotten million spoil it for the other 11.
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This actually is funny and original despite being such an ignorant statement. |
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Really, Americans are imports? :D |
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