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Mr. Laz 03-25-2008 05:34 PM

Guns don't kill People, People kill People
 
Posted on Tue, Mar. 25, 2008 02:20 PM

Man fatally shoots wife(while trying to use a Gun to punch hole in wall instead of drilling) while installing satellite TV system The Associated Press


SEDALIA, Mo. | Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home.


Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deepwater, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun. Her husband, [b]Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.


The woman, who was outside the house, was hit by the second of two shots fired by Ronald Long, the Henry County Sheriff’s Department said.


Sheriff’s Department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor.
“Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges,” Hills said.


Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long’s death until the Sheriff’s Department completes its investigation.



http://www.kansascity.com/679/story/545396.html

Mama Hip Rockets 03-25-2008 05:37 PM

wow. this is a new one.

doomy3 03-25-2008 05:38 PM

r e p o s t

ChiefsFanatic 03-25-2008 05:38 PM

Like Mr. Hertz said "Gun's don't kill people, but they sure help."

Mr. Laz 03-25-2008 05:39 PM

well dam ..... it only happened a few hours ago.


i'm slow :sulk:

Vegas_Dave 03-25-2008 05:39 PM

Wow. He needs to be sterilized so that his DNA is not spread further throughout human history.

Rain Man 03-25-2008 05:41 PM

This whole thing is making me wonder how many people skip has killed in his career.

Demonpenz 03-25-2008 05:42 PM

good journalism ****head. how many new channels and hi def?

'Hamas' Jenkins 03-25-2008 05:44 PM

Reminds me of a shirt I had in 7th grade:

"Guns don't kill people, Assholes with guns kill people."

chief52 03-25-2008 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 4649430)
Reminds me of a shirt I had in 7th grade:

"Guns don't kill people, Assholes with guns kill people."

That reminds me of one of my favorite T-shirts sitings.

" Some people are alive just because it is illegal to shoot them! "

Skip Towne 03-25-2008 05:56 PM

I actually had a guy want to do that when my drill bit wasn't long enough to get through his wall. I got a longer bit.

greg63 03-25-2008 06:04 PM

What a moronic idiot!

seclark 03-25-2008 06:08 PM

thirty years ago, he'd have shot her while she was adjusting the rabbit ears on top of the old zenith.
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ToroGuns 03-25-2008 06:33 PM

Here's the story on your channel 5 website.

Can you see what's wrong with targeting ads to the story?

http://www.kctv5.com/news/15698864/detail.html

keg in kc 03-25-2008 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4649443)
I actually had a guy want to do that when my drill bit wasn't long enough to get through his wall. I got a longer bit.

That didn't sound gay at all.

Rausch 03-25-2008 06:54 PM

You people see a moron.

I see a married genius who just got himself a cheap divorce...

greg63 03-25-2008 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 4649523)
You people see a moron.

I see a married genius who just got himself a cheap divorce...

...Must have been one horrid marriage.<O:p

Megbert 03-25-2008 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegas_Dave (Post 4649422)
Wow. He needs to be sterilized so that his DNA is not spread further throughout human history.

Just like them dirty disease ridden midgets.

dj56dt58 03-25-2008 09:34 PM

wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner...

husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through

jjchieffan 03-25-2008 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dj56dt58 (Post 4649762)
wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner...

husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through

ROFL

My wife told me about seeing that story on the news. I told her we should install some cable outlets in the house. She was not amused.:shake:

dj56dt58 03-25-2008 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjchieffan (Post 4649831)
ROFL

My wife told me about seeing that story on the news. I told her we should install some cable outlets in the house. She was not amused.:shake:

ROFL

Sleepin on the couch tonight?

CHIEF4EVER 03-25-2008 11:13 PM

....so a guy was robbing a bank with a handgun. He turns to the man on his left and asks "Did you see anything?". The guy says "Yeah.". BANG. The bank robber shoots him dead. Then the robber turns to a married couple and asks the same question. The husband says "Nah man, I didn't see anything but I think my wife did.".

Badum pish.

2bikemike 03-25-2008 11:23 PM

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read.

" Guns Kill People Like Spoons Make Rosie O'Donnell Fat"

Radar Chief 03-26-2008 06:48 AM

Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story? :spock:

Lzen 03-26-2008 07:30 AM

Missouri rednecks....... :shake:

Phobia 03-26-2008 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 4649991)
Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story? :spock:

Trailer?

crazycoffey 03-26-2008 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4650051)
Trailer?


LMFAO!

Radar Chief 03-26-2008 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4650051)
Trailer?

I thought that also, but still…
I guess if CSI comes along and confirms his story I’ll shut up about it.

chasedude 03-26-2008 09:25 AM

"Her baby hold my beer while I try this... "

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-26-2008 10:57 AM

One time someone drove by my house and shot through the bedroom wall with a .22 and the bullet went through the wall, through the headboard of my bed and we found the bullet inside a pillow. My wife had just gotten out of bed 30 minutes earlier.

38yrsfan 03-26-2008 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 4649991)
Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story? :spock:

B cup?

gblowfish 03-26-2008 02:34 PM

Well, he may be facing a manslaughter charge,
But at least now he can get the WWF in hi def.

Radar Chief 03-26-2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 4650373)
One time someone drove by my house and shot through the bedroom wall with a .22 and the bullet went through the wall, through the headboard of my bed and we found the bullet inside a pillow. My wife had just gotten out of bed 30 minutes earlier.

After all these years I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better?


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