I just discovered that you can't pee and sneeze at teh same time.
 

So, if anyone is doing any science experiments or doing any marketing research.

you can add this to your data.

Yeah, can't cough and piss either.

Though the poop+cough thing seems to work just fine...

You can't sneeze with your eyes open either. But you can piss with your eyes open or closed.

:hmmm:

Ya, I found out about that a few months ago.

My gift to the Science of Urination is that there is some value that increases the degree of movement from your body as a whole to the general pubic area exponentially. Damned if I don't know the actual number.

I came out on the bad end of a poop + cough one time.... felt like i was about shit myself inside out

What happened? Did you cough after you wiped but before you let go of the toilet paper?

It's because your brain knows, you might blow your asshole out. It says..."stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now"

Not a poop thread but it gets honorable mention.

I try to avoid starting pissing if I feel a sneeze coming. Sometimes it comes quickly though. And yes, it's impossible. Sneezing is really quite a violent act.

If your body allowed you to sneeze and piss with your eyes open you would probably get piss in your eye.

Why aren't you wearing you're tampon ?

It, basically, puts a kink in your hose as evidenced by flow surge upon completion of sneeze or cough. Results: urine on front of toilet tank.

I coughed once while trying to let go of a large log and it almost felt like I blew my colon out with it! Damn was that painful :doh!:

Can u sneeze and cum at the same time ???

Carlin, for the win.

You can burp, and cum at the same time.

so pepper and a sneeze shield
are the keys to lengthy sex

Sneeze shield should be optional!

you can't piss and scratch your ass at the same time either...which is bullshit because i like to multi task

I had a boss once that told me of stories when he was in Korea and he and a buddy we doubling on this skank he found that if he stuck his finger in her mouth to the point she gaged it made her body tense up and with something filing each of the lower holes it made the chick buck violently.

He said he just kept gagging her till they both blew.

Don't know about the sneeze shield but sounds like a winner to me. :thumb:

If I sneeze and there's any sort of urine in my bladder or the other end's full, it comes out. No such thing as holding it in when you can't feel it to begin with.

You folks, are lucky. :nosmilie:

sneezing cause muscle contraction
pooping requires muscle contraction
pissing requires muscle relaxation
paraplegia prohibits certain muscle contractions



now if i can just figure out why it's possible to have diarrhea, vomit and piss at the same time. :shake:

I think we've got a new smaque entry: the ungrammatical double entendre. Here, we see Hog Farmer making skillful use. Notice how he enquires as to why the target isn't wearing a tampon while simultaneously saying, "You are tampon." Well played. :clap:

:LOL:ROFL