Who Has Jammed Ecstasy Pills Up Their Ass?
 

For any reason whatsoever, I mean.

FAX

Disclaimer: Sorry if re-post.

LMAO

Never tried it in any form. After seeing it's effect on people like Midnight Felcher, I'm glad I didn't.

I can safely say I have never jammed ecstasy pills into any orifice of my body.

I tried, but the gerbil kept eating them.

Who's asking?

On purpose?...no

Accidently?...well..

Sorry

Were those your's?

Check with GoChiefs. He could probably walk you through the whole "shoving things up your ass" bit if you're looking for instructions.

Today?

Richard Gere is that you?

Planning to be a drug mule?

my shit's already been on a bad trip

No, but I bet you all have handled my ass pennies.:evil:

Only up my urethra, Mr. Fax. I find that they're more accessible to the hotties this way.

Who hasn't? This should be a public poll.

Seriously?

Gee....and now wonder why this place is running off some of the long time posters.

:banghead:

Wow...

Who jammed a cinnamon flavored tic-tac up your ass?

Jammed? No. You're supposed to be gentle with yourself.

One in a million shot, doc, one in a million!

Yeah, but they were just sitting there on the couch when I got out of the shower. Just like the barbie doll last week.

He absolutely loved it... humping the fence last I saw....

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2153/donkeyml8.jpg

Anal E, anally.

My sincere apologies, Mr. Scaga. I have no intention of running off some of the long time posters.

Then again, should one or two of the long time posters attempt this feat, they might be a tad easier to get along with.

FAX

:LOL: I thought you were going to say the gerbil kept kicking them out. Well, at least it's a happy little critter. Better keep it up, or he might get depressed and start chewing on your colon.

Well, this one time at band camp.

what about one pill of extasy, six joints, and a copy of the koran imprinted on a microchip nearly invisible to the naked eye?

LMAO

:spock:

I'm going to start blaming you, Mr. FAX, when one of those "where have all the good posters gone" threads comes up. :p

Is this a weird spinoff of a pot thread?

I would presume so.

not sure about the spin-off. but weird it is. mr. fax may need a hobby to keep himself occupied so these strange things may not enter his mind.

I'm just attempting to acclimate, Mr. chasedude. You know, be considered one of the guys around here.

To be honest, I, myself, personally, have never jammed any ecstasy pills up my ass. Nor, if I remember correctly, have I purposefully jammed any other type of pill, capsule, or tablet up my ass. However, I was unsure if I was alone in this fact and this concerned me somewhat. So, since I was unwilling to PM everyone on the board, were I to pursue the question, this thread seemed to be the only reasonable alternative.

FAX

And with good reason, Mr. DaFace. My threads are an abomination. A lot of them are probably re-posts, too.

FAX

Let's see if I can help a little bit. :D

Mr. FAX please to inform the posters who follow you avidly, what the effect of such an action is upon the human physiology?

If you don't know, please ask Mrs. FAX.

I confess to placing a few preparation H capsules up there over the weekend.

Did some heavy lifting is what caused it actually. Digging a trench along my house for a drainage pipe.

Next day, ouch.

That's no fun.

How big are Ecstasy Pills?

Would that cause hallucinogenic swamp ass, or grinding of the cheeks?

Good question, Mr. bogey. Good question.

According to ecstasydata.org, Ecstasy pills come in several sizes ranging from 11 x 6 mm to 6 x 4 mm. Small enough, apparently, to jam into even the tightest of asses. Good news for those so inclined and suffering from the pain and embarrassment of shrunken sphincter syndrome.

FAX

Dude you can buy the shit off Amazon now!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA200_.gif

http://www.amazon.com/Carlson-Labora.../dp/B000CEOJRY

They say it's a soothing insert. :spock:

Was the gerbil there as a result of ecstasy or a mere coincidence?

Neither, I heard he just lived there.

It's the newest rage, but if you don't have a bike forget it.

Who Has Jammed Ecstasy Pills Up Their Ass?
 

Jammed it up my own or...?

Either, I suppose. :shrug:

Probably well on it's way to the 100 mark. :shrug:

Well,

some

of

us

would

like

to

help

Mr.

FAX

get

a

100

post

thread.

Promises

of

violence

is

a

bonus.

As many here are already well aware, I do not now, nor have I ever condoned violence in any of its forms and I hate to see it come to this.

But, if Mr. Simply Red comes around to shoot me in the leg, I'll jam so many Ecstasy pills up his ass, he'll spend the next two months trying to convince a sofa to elope with him.

FAX

So you're saying violence turns you on.

LMAO

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Just the opposite, Mr. J Diddy. I will reluctantly jam those Ecstasy pills up Mr. Simply Red's ass. Very reluctantly.

However, there will be a sufficient number Ecstasy pills up Mr. Simply Red's ass that he will develop a very close, loving, long term relationship with some reupholstered furniture.

FAX

I hear once you go pillowtop, you never go back.

Is this a special brand of extasy that motivates toward reupholstered furniture. I am thinking you must go to Rain mans house to maximize the fun.

However, you must do so before he had remodeled his kitchen. Also known as the Pre L.S. (Lesbian Sodomy) era.

ROFLROFLROFL

Only 23 posts away from a Planeteer committing a felony. C'mon people, POST!

i will not be part to law breaking

:doh!:

oh dammit, oops

sorry

I'm thinking if they're small pills and you get a good high, I'll insert a few.