My hairdresser screwed up my hair!
 

Yeah, you need to turn in your man card for saying you have a hairdresser.

Time to return to the Eraserhead look.

uhh if shes hot it doesnt matter

thread + no pics = worthless....

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I go to a hairdresser over a barber...

ahhh, but that's because you're a girl....

that was for Mecca!
you are metrosexual so it's ok....

I doubt it makes much difference in your looks. Bangs, huh?

You're lucky just to have a front. :(

... You know how I know you're gay?

FYP.

FYP

If you have any sort of hair style that isn't some buzzcut you're better off going to a hairdresser than a barber.

I bic my head. I must need a hairdresser.

Well that is lovely....... I would never do that, and well anyone that can grow hair and do that I think is weird.

funny, I've had the same thought about YOUR hairdoo, LOL....

Better to be bald by choice than by force.

Low maintenance. Cheap. Easy. Comfortable (if you sweat at all during the day).

How is that weird?

Generally speaking, when you think your hair looks f***ed up or you have a zit or your socks don't look right with your pants you are probably the only one who notices. Except the hot chicks, of course. They HATE guys with messed up hair.

I'm not the only guy out there with long hair....hell I'm not the only guy on the site with long hair.

You should tell her to munch your box as payment for her transgressions.

Can't help it. You're leading with your chin.

I agree with the above. It is also quite convenient. I can nap and not worry about looking like I did so, for example.

Ah it's no big deal, everyone gives me shit.......people with the receding hairlines especially.

I shave mine by choice, and every person that's known me with hair or without says the shaved look is better...

LMAO

Brutal.

Starving kids in Africa are turning over in their graves.

FAX

he's a long haired hippy freak, end of thread....


I really don't dislike Mecca, disagree with some of his opinions, but no I don't doubt he's very knowledgable too. I'm just poking a stick right now, chill.....

Whatever hippie. Get a haircut.

I wasn't thrilled with my haircut a few days ago. The other girl does a better job. And she's prettier, too.

I have a big melon so it wouldn't work for me, plus I don't even like shaving my face I always have a beard, so no way I'd shave my head.

Yeah, it definitely doesn't work for everyone...

Especially if you sport a huge skull....

Get him Skip! He's asking for it.

just keep the motorcycle helmet on
and pop off the shield

I saw a whole lot more of it.....................in the 60's.

:)

High five!

You look like me if I lost 70lbs!

Go Mecca, Go Mecca
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Not for long. Pretty soon they'll be making Barbie dolls and dog food for the Chinese.

Dude you realize chinese dog food IS starving kids from africa. There's a reason the off label name for it is Soylent Black.

When you're done go ahead and spend your evening servicing the bathroom patrons at Swinging Richards. LMAO

Ummm, did you say hairdresser? What happened, did she get some hair down the collar of your BLOUSE?

This thread is about dead protein, after all, right? Sick!

Simply has a hairdresser?

Well, my hairdresser told me that a lot of rock musicians see hairdressers too.
They seem to get all the girls.

homophobia is the way
to their facial twitches

My last hair cut was from a gay dude. Not really on purpose. He was much more concerned with the outcome than I was. He kept asking "Is this OK? Do you like it?" And he almost looked insulted when I said "Yeah, whatever, I just want it short."

If I could cut my own hair, I'd do it.

Thats why I go to a barber, not a hairdresser :)

Wanna know How I know you're gay?...
You have a hair dresser & you're bitching about your bangs out of order.

http://i30.tinypic.com/25rpe8h.jpg

FYP

:):clap:

If you're not happy with your haircut then you should continue going to that girl. Obviously, the girl who has been cutting your hair hasn't been doing you any favors.

And that, Mr. KC Fish, is why Rick Hunts invented the Flowbee.

Just in case you didn't know, the Flowbee allows you to create the most popular hair styles. Using precision, recessed blades, a Flowbee can cut your hair from 1/2" to 6" long in 1/4" increments. All you have to do is select the desired spacer depending on the length you want, attach the spacer to your Flowbee, start 'er up, close your eyes, and suck your hair down the vacuum tube while the patented, stainless steel, chomping blades go into action relentlessly whacking, slicing, and gashing your locks at the rate of 3000 super-powerful chops per second. Do not, repeat do not, place your fingers, nose, penis, or beloved pet's appendages into the Flowbee.

Next, pull your hair out of the vacuum tube (be sure to shut 'er off first!) and look at yourself in the mirror. No more hair!!! It's gone forever, or until it grows back. Repeat the process with additional spacers until the hairstyle you desire is achieved or until the hospital attendents show up at your door.

FAX

Awesome. The girls are gonna hit the bathroom together and tease their hair. I'm glad you're here for Mecca's emotional support, Reaper.

We should chip in and buy Mecca one of these. But we should take out all but the shortest spacers.

Are you actually going to call her and tell her she's fired?

have you tried just combing the top of it forward and spiking it up just a little on the end in front? OR, go back to her, tell her you don't like it and ask her to fix it....which you should have done to begin with! If you're gonna be a princess, might as well act like it too!!! I kid.

yes, but in the meantime, the way you describe it, it sounds like you have a fledgling mullet

It's too bad, really. Good hairdresses are hard to find. Almost as difficult as locating a decent bra sizer.

FAX

OK, it was just a funny thing to imagine. I couldn't picture you being that harsh. :D

You tell 'em, sister....

SR, I have read that apricot preserves can double as a hair gel. Hope that helps some.

I always have women cut my hair. I usually just go somewhere in the mall. 3 on the sides, blend the top...pretty simple request. Could go to a barber, but I've only had one guy cut my hair, ever. And it was a very traumatic experience.

He had a picture of himself wearing a black turtleneck feeding a horse a carrot...professionally done at his stand. If that tells you anything. Now I just like for women to go near my hair.

I have paid as much as $90 for a haircut in LA. The average in Nashville is probably around $20/$25. But, the best haircut I ever got was in a barbershop in a really small Kansas town for $6.00. That barber was awesome, and when I tipped him another 6 or so, I thought he was going to cry.

FAX

I think I know that barber. He did cry when I didn't tip him.

Geez. Like, teasing is sooooooo out of style. Don't you know, like, anything? [/valleygirlaccent]