Pregnant Prostitute Ring Busted in Missouri
 

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Pregnant Prostitutes To Face Charges


Two women were charged with prostitution in Camden County on Thursday after they were arrested in a sting operation at a Lake Ozark hotel last week.

Two other women were also arrested, and three of the women are pregnant. Alexandra Wells and Allysia Waldrop were both charged on Thursday. Waldrop is pregnant, but is not known if Wells is also.

The undercover bust went down at a Lake Ozark area hotel after the sheriff's department received several reports that pregnant women were advertising prostitution on an internet advertising site.

One of the women arrested was eight months pregnant, another six months pregnant, and another was three months pregnant. They ranged in age from 18 to 22 years old.


http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/H...Y&pageId=1.1.1

Jeez, you scared me, I thought this had to do with Mizzou athletics. Last thing we need.

:spock:

Different strokes for different folks I guess.

I hear banjos.

you like that don't you baby
who's your daddy

Interesting.

And just think thats my neighbors to the south.

endelt?

Pregnant Prostitutes. Thats HOT!

If it was Cathrine Zeta Jones up there preggo who would be singing a different tune..

Our boys weekend was at Shawnee Bend back in October....
Let's see...
How many months ago was that???

3 more kids that will end up in the state's care. Nice.

Trying to envison the "pre-sting" warmup for a stake out at a Super 8 Motel in the Lake of the Ozarks.
Officer #1: "Ok, Ray....you sure you are up for this, I mean if the finger you as not one of them, all our work the last 4 months on this case goes to hell!"
Officer #2 "Don't worry about it Randy, I've done my home work, I can blend in"
Officer #1 "Lets check the list...goatee...check....Dodge Ram...check...set of balls hanging from truck...check...wallet on a chain...check. Sandals?!? what the hell Ray, no one wears sandals in the ozarks, ok, you are off the case. I work to goddamn hard to let a kid like you come in and blow a case like this for me. I am 3 weeks from retirement Ray!

I'm not sure how it works in the Ozarks but....

I don't think you can get boys pregnant, Al.

You can breath easy this time.

LMAO

I dunno....didn't you see the reports of the "pregnant man"?

He should check to make sure those boys were really boys before he fires his child support attorney.

Know some folks in that area, it was probabaly advertised as a 2 for 1 deal.

Its only a matter of time before bwilli accidently bangs a dude from crai gslist

What?!? No mention of fireworks?

Not even if they were on crack.

Hell, they'll still qualify for welfare...

No prison time for soliciting sex for money?

sometimes that weight makes things tighter

leftovers from this years Party Cove?

They're prostitutes. I doubt things are very tight at all.

A pregnant woman?

Nein...

Damn. Get knocked up, break the law, avoid prison, and get a monthly check from the taxpayers. :shake:

Come on. They're professionals.

the fist on the twenty

is that experience talking?

No. I called your mom and she explained it to me.

Down there, prosecutors should try and get a judge to rule that the fetus is already a child... then indict the Johns on child sex charges and the mothers with criminal abuse.

ROFL

Is there any surprise that this happened in Missouri?

C'mon...it's the Ozarks. It's like an entirely different species down there.

Thank you.


And... eww.

your mom is like the lake of the ozarks...a large wet spot willing to take on as many rednecks that are willing to wade into her cavernous cricks and holes, cliff diving into her darkest holes is encouraged but you'll come out wearing a shiny coat of vaseline and smell of benzene and bleach, and she'll give you memories to last a lifetime if you jump in feet first.

Not really

here in mo pregos are hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eh we have Pregnant prostitutes Kansas has Fred Phelps. Who is getting ****ed more?

You do realize that part of the Ozarks, its mainly people from Kansas City and St. Louis.

no praire dog holes on this side the line

http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/photo_s...020&isP16=true

Now that's hot..:whackit:

I think the term is SAFE

I think it is a push. :)

:thumb:

Oh, BURN!!

I read on one of the Ozark news websites that all 4 made Dean's List at the University of Missouri in their How To Be A Meth-Using Prostitute Program

so they are just above the KU sorority sluts?

I'd put them in the same class :D

Classic, hot Ozarks action.

They qualiify

Copied this from a craigslist ad in the Erotic category under "Services". Nasty shit. I edited out the number.

I would give the one in black a fetus pounding.

I think I'll wait a few months

Why? :cuss:

Next thing you know GoCheap will be trying to collect money from members for a preggo DVD.

DT