Getting married in 9 days!!!
 

Any words of wisdom? (beyond the obvious "DON'T DO IT!!!! and obligatory "antifreeze" responses????)

:)

if you die before her
she will live for decades
if she goes first you got 18 months tops

Good luck DJ. Happy nuptials.

Good luck.

If the latter....I'm going straight for the velour jogging suit...unzipped real low...exposing a tanned chest and white chest hair...gold necklaces....porsche sunglasses....

Oh yes....

Put your anniversary date on something in the house so you'll never forget it. My dad taught me that one, he makes a lot of things now that he's retired, woodworking, and put our date on the back of some shelves he made us right after I got hitched. Its come in handy.

Congratulations, Mr. DJJasonp. This is a wonderful moment. Enjoy it to the fullest for time passes quickly.

On the other hand, it's not too late to change your mind.

FAX

Suck up till U get tired.

That means there is still time.

Using the day after another important personal day works pretty well, too. Just make sure it's not your/her/immediate-family's birthday.

Enjoy the honeymoon-everything-is-wonderful stage. Eventually, you'll go through pointless arguments, etc. But enjoy the beginnings, and congratulations and good luck ...

Any chance you can delay the wedding, say to the first day of spring?


Spring! Everything's blooming. Rejuvenation, rebirth.


All that crap!

My condolences DJJ.

J/K

Congrats.

J/K

No really....

Congrats.:D

Just remember there is always more the marriage than sex. Gratz.

IF you have a baby... don't shake it.

I just wanted to say that it's great we have all of your life experience on this website. What would we do without all that wisdom?

I'm available anytime next week to meet with her and provide verification for you that she's a virgin.

fyp.

Congrats, I think.

I told ya that week in Vegas would come in handy. ;)

I would like to give you a pig for a wedding gift but you'll have your own in about 2 years!

Dude, good luck... Your need it...

I just took the plunge myself one week ago last saturday. Your wedding day goes by incredibly fast, which for me was nice because I'm not a fan of being the center of attention (a small part of it anyways). Just hang on for the ride and do everything that your bride, photographer and the videographer tells you and it will be fine. Those three will be telling you everything you need to do throughout the entire day. Get ready to have a sore face the day after...with the 10,000+ pictures, that's a lot of smiling.

Your window for receiving blowjobs is now at 8 days. Congrats.

Glorify the word -one who sucks the penis
Why that's a beautiful one who sucks the penis
never -EVER -That low life one who sucks the penis

Memorize this phrase:

"Yes dear, you're right, I'm sorry."

You'll use it a lot.

You still have 9 days to ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!! :D

Congrats DJJ. If you're planning on kids, wait 4-5 years. Enjoy each others company for a while. Go to Hawaii at least once.

Kiss your sex life goodbye.

:)LMAO wow. and don't forget to get that one last BJ.

Congrats. Aces and I got hitched on August 8. The day will go by faster than you ever imagined. Enjoy it as much as you can, and don't worry about the small stuff.

Enjoy the day.
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hot diggity doobie dipfting dogobones!

welcome back, man...

i see you're still alive, which is generally a good thing...

how's the family?

hope all is well with you and yours...

DONT DO IT!!!
But seriously congrats, you'll learn its a pain in the ass sometimes

This has all been good advice. especially the BJ advice....I think I may have to get that (the frequency thereof) into the pre-nup! :)

Pre-nup is the way to go. I wanted to get one when i got married, but then i realized i was a broke ass firefighter.

FYP

Congrats to you and your wife (assuming it is a female of course, if not I can't help ya). If I could sum up all of the advice it would probably boil down to "pick your battles" or dont sweat the small stuff, its all small stuff (unless she is nailing your best friend or something). Congrats again

Congrats DJJ. I got married on 7/26. It all went really well. My advice is don't worry about all the crap that will go wrong during the wedding. My told me as we were cutting the cake that she completely spaced finding cake servers. We asked my aunts on the way to the head table and nobody noticed.

Congrats. Make each other happy!

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Congrats, you have one pussy for the rest of your life!

Seriously, enjoy the moment!

The only reason we had cake servers is that our DJ (a friend of mine) reminded me a week before the wedding. I sent a quick email to my sister...problem solved.

And don't worry.

After the photographer and vidiographer are long gone, you'll still have the bride around to tell you what to do..............





















.............for the rest of your life.

Game over dude... just don't!!

Well ,how has it turned out ??

I wonder if a marriage has had its... "Im getting married" thread... and then also have the "Im getting divorced" thread. Any marriage bookend threads yet?

Alimony/Child Support

Gay.

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/637...dingcakets.jpg.

9 days and say goodbye to freedom.

Good luck and good ****s.

First 5 years: Mad About You
Years 5-15: Everybody Loves
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Year 15 : First 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan
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To put a sports spin on this....and to avoid any jinxes....

Never talk to a pitcher while he's in the middle of a no-hitter....

:)

flip a coin

The reason we build bars, marriage.

Good luck.

This might have been mentioned didn't really read the responses, but Prenup.

Try to bang 8 girls in the next 8 days.

There is lots of free porn on internet...

Well I got married when before we started CP, and was posting on the Star BB, and got divorced on this one in 2007. :shrug:

A lot of people seem to be missing the fact that this was originally posted back in August...

You poor bastard. Find a bar named 'Hell' so you can go their when your wife tells you to go to hell. :cuss:

um... my only advice is to let her have her way most of the time because thats what most women love. they love control!! and in actuality, most of the time, they are right...

this. Just don't let er know about it, lol

Good to hear.

Congratulations, btw.