--What's really sexy to you?
 

I'm hot. My horoscope affirmed it.

fuckin' outside. In streams.

A girl who knows what she wants, smiles all the time, and has a great laugh.

My husband

boring

A nice azz, IMO.
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I'm a newlywed....what do you expect?

you forgot eyes

Fine. But I'm still hot, damn't!!

You're sexy. Very sexy. Do you have any pics, sexy man?

A girl who carries herself well....

What I mean by that is how she walks, good posture, great smile, etc.

There's a great monologue about this from Andy Garcia in "Things to do in denver when you're dead" about "gliding"

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: As he should be. You glide.
Dagney: I glide?
Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide...

Shouldn't you be trying to get with that 18-year old fatty?

What's sexy is when a gal is looking at you and biting her lips.

Go look at the pictures I posted of her this morning (new ones). She's even better looking than I had originally thought.

Chicks are hot when they scowl.

Nice bang cuts, approaches me and a female?

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:evil:

With a good conditioner.

I saw. Good for you. Not even close to being on the radar for me.

can't really describe it but I sure know it when I see it--a sexy back framed by a low cut evening gown.

how low are your standards?

High from afar...

I like it when a man puts his hand on the small of his woman's back to kind of guide her through a room.

Too bad there is no "small" of a lot of women's backs.

Ahem, we do that when we're drunk and we need something to help us keep our balance while walking through the room. :D

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Too tall?














You can't do another poster like this and not expect this kind of comment...:D

I'm pretty strange. I start low and work up - exceptions being when a woman has exceptionally nice hair or something else that catches my eye.

Homely women generally don't wear dead sexy shoes. When I say "sexy shoes" I don't mean stripper shoes or 8" platforms. I'm talking a nicely shaped 3-4" stiletto with pointy toes or nicely placed straps - no gaudy cheap jewels or loud colors, please. Shoes like this accentuate a woman's legs and finish an ensemble. You rarely see ancient, homely, or overweight ladies wearing a quality pair of shoes. If the shoes work for me, it's a good start for the rest of the package.

I do that as well. Who wouldn't? As far as the swimsuit, I love bikinis that have a tie on each side..

example:

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Yeah, but when was the last time you ****ed an 18-year old?

A friend and I went to a bar one time up in that ski resort in Utah ... I can't remember the name of the city ... anyhow after we had several drinks, I noticed this girl across the room who was looking at me and I told my buddy, "Don't look now, but that girl over there is looking at me and biting her lips." Then, he snuck a peek in her direction and whispered back, "Dude, she isn't biting her lips, she's chewing her tongue."

FAX

Yeah. That would look nice on you.

We can tell the difference, you know. :rolleyes:

Biting her lip = not good.

Subtly licking her lips = very good.

Planet cam?

We hear of em (worthless without pics) You need a bike!

U are in ATL. Hum......and drive an Audi?

Too fat and not pretty enough.

OKay, but I guess you are right, compared to you or me...........

:p

Unless goatse is the judge.

A girl with all of her teeth.

I loves me some me.

Come on...no need to take the free shot on GoChiefs.

Dude, she didn't look fat in the new ones. She looked eminently ****able. I can't believe anyone would pass that up. I guess my standards are good and low or something.

I can't resist.

She's good for you. I have very high standards, that's all. Many guys would hit that.

Decent looking chicks that are just extremly outgoing, and down to do anything experimental at the drop of a dime.

A girl who can blow smoke rings.

we are behind time fashionally in FL., No?
 

1st. You dog my extra-money PE heather blue shirt.

Next

Number two: You are moderately dated w/ your opposite sex S.S.'s . Everybody knows these are where it's @:

FYP

Figured someone would. :doh!::thumb:

Wise advice I learned as a youngling:

The weak have to act strong; the strong, on the other hand, can afford to act weak.

My friend's dad used to say this to him frequently. They all drove very expensive and fast cars, and thus the reason for this kind of reminder. But the message is more widely applicable.

Hah. Girls wear those here. I just prefer the classic low-cut side tie bikini.

Show us a few of your greatest hits.

First thing that catches my eye is the face in general, especially the eyes.

What do I find hot? Doing the little things.

Oh, geez. Do we have to have another thread with pictures of chicks? Keep it in the pictures forum or something.

I believe the appropriate Gaz option would have been "Tequila Rose".

:eek:

You should never say that to a guy.

Most guys would never stand a chance any other way. :)

luv, I hear chicks dig a guy in jeans and nothing else. Can you verify?

Blow smoke?


Edited for the family atmosphere of CP.


:doh!:

No shit. Another FAIL!! by Simply Red, AKA the man who really really really needs to buy an escort off Craigslist.


The way that beautiful legs in high heels go up and create a wonderful ass, is nearly the sexiest thing ever.

Where the hell is the legs option?

I remember this chick one night whispered to me, "Would you like to go to heaven tonight?" We were both pretty high and drunk at the time, but that was one sexy way to get me to follow her into the bedroom.

Or a CP poster......

Or a promise. Or a lie.

Depends on the guy. It can be hot, but it's definitely not a "must" on any of my lists.

INSTANT ERECTION

:eek:

Presumably, they're wrapped around your head, so you can't see them.


:evil:

I don't know why "legs" was omitted. I would have added that too.

An attractive girl wearing a baseball cap, with a pony tail pulled through the back.

Hey, you asked.

heh-I was slow dancing with a gal back at her apt and we were drinking wine from the bottle, trading swigs. all of a sudden she frenches me, and squirts a shot of wine in my mouth--hoo-aa! it was on!

I thought I was the only one....

A lot was omitted. I love a flat, toned stomach, nice firm legs, a great ass, a great rack. Exposed shoulders can be sexy on a hot girl.