Hey Springfieldians...
 

Anyone want to get together on Sunday to watch the game? Misery loves company. Skybox?

What's that definition of insanity again?

ROFL:clap:

Come on people! Meet up and have a few drinks for Gods sakes. You don't know how lucky you are to be surrounded with potential friends that want to tip one with you. Go for it!

What time would I have to leave to get there by game time?

pfffffffttttt

Will there be bible study?

LMAO

I know. It's kinda like running LJ up the center's ass over and over hoping that he'll be able to break through at least one time.

You can if you want, but I'll be watching the game.

Call it the annual Misery Loves Company party, do it on a Saturday night. Meet at a creek somewhere and party your ass off. Come on MO, start a new tradition. You know where all the hot spots are that I'm talking about. Give Nzoner a midwest run for his money.

Ummm...How are we supposed to watch the game if we go out on Saturday night?

People have different places to go for game day. However, if you party the night before the game, they have no excuses, and, if you go outside, to a creek, at night, when the stars are out, and the frogs and crickets are in full symphony, and build bonfires, and cook hotdogs, and drink, and sit on lawn chairs and tell stories, and drink, and bring your guitars and play music, and drink, and laugh, and drink, they will come. Year, after year, after year.

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:LOL:

Will there be any snakes in the vicinity?

I'm not in Springfield, but I'm golfing on Sunday.

I will never get that miserable.

Absolutely.

Lol all the rednecks do that here in Memphis, just gotta go down to the Wolf River bottoms. Its a great time.

Rednecks know the finer things in life.

Give it up.

Never.

Why wouldn't you be able to?

Together, that is.

If you come pick me up I'll split the gas with you.

Cool. You can walk home.

bah. you're no fun.

Sure I am. I'll have a blast laughing at him walking back to Omaha.

I'll just move into your extra bedroom.

ya know, if you really wanted to get a good laugh, you could tell him that if he gets down here, you'll drive him back.

and then don't even show up on sunday.

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Good, I could use someone to pay half the rent. How long before your family misses you?

That may vary depending on family members.

Just thought I'd use this to tell anyone who might be coming this far south that there is a DUI checkpoint in the south bound lane on South Campbell at Lakewood (in front of the southside library).

eh, that's not a great location for that. I can't really think of a lot of bars that way (which I'd assume is one of their means of picking a place for a checkpoint)

I'm still at work though, until 7am. so, unless I get smashed at work and just up and leave, I'm good. thanks anyway.

Yes, but there are a lot of people who live in Nixa, and there are about zero bars there.

Are there good strip joints in springfield?

Heh... I suspect not.

Rep to Luv for the sweet new avy, though.

this is true...

Eh, none that I would want to use the bathroom in, if that says anything. There's one full nudity club between Springfield and Nixa (I work right behind it). It's no alcohol, very expensive, and only about two decent looking girls dancing. I've been in there once, and our waitress was HOT. I asked her why she wasn't up on stage, and she said no way.

Remind me to not go there.....I'm not driving 4 hours unless I'm getting laid or seeing naked chicks.

ROFL

hmmm.... other than the pink Cadillac?!?



:spock: (I keed, I keed)


the only thing you need to know about springfield's strip clubs is the following (VERY TRUE) story...

there's a strip club in north springfield (the ghetto of springfield--working class springfield), on north glenstone (just south of I44) called 'sassy red's.' for a few years in a row, the marquee read, and I quote, "happy 42rd birthday, maggie!"

(the name and exact birthday elude me. but, it was a woman's birthday, and it was upper 30's or lower 40's... you get the point)

the issue with springfield strip clubs is that 99% of the time, it's c-section night. at least, the few times I've went it tends to be.

Hey, now... I didn't say there weren't any.... I just suspect they aren't good.

I mean, I went to one in St. Joe...

Well I don't wanna see ugly naked chicks....you can accomplish that alot cheaper at any bar.

that, or walk through circuit city claiming to have a sweet motorcycle, and wear a member's only jacket.

women become MAJOR panty-droppers when they see the member's only jacket.

There definitely isn't much to Springfield. A bunch of colleges (MSU, Drury, Evangel, CBC, BBC, etc), but not much to do for it being as big as it is. Of course, I am going with a friend to a pool hall close to where we grew up. She doesn't have her kids for the night, so we're gonna go get a pitcher, shoot some pool, and reminisce (sp?).

Nobody does.

In smaller towns, you're just kinda taking your chances. :)

It's one of those towns where everyone has kids...

Well shit let me get my damn jacket....I was going to go with the leisure suit but since you brought this up.

Hey now, we're the third largest city in the state.

Well I've been through the middle of this state alot and it's well pretty boring...

springfield is kinda funny. the international headquarters for the assemblies of god (read: bible thumping pentecostals) is here, people primarily vote republican, but the following (illogical) facts are also true: there are about four porn stores I can think of off the top of my head... on every street corner (slight exaggeration) there's either a brown derby or a church. or chinese chicken. or a college.

it's an interesting place to live. it's not small, but there isn't the correct proportion of stuff to do for a city its size. the metro area is approaching 200k, but it's boring as ****.

Sweet. I'm not exactly a strip club connoisseur.

Ya got some good ones there?

The colleges explain all the porn shops.....I bet the really conservative republican church goers that live there bitch alot about college kids and porn.

no.

KC has Boulevard, Chiefs, Royals, Plaza, P&L District, etc.
St Louis has Anheiser, Cardinals, Rams, Blues, Arch, etc.
Springfield has it's own style of cashew chicken. We so rock.

I like how you asked a chick about strip clubs.....watch her tell you about male strip clubs now.

No, but we've got a few bars and pool halls.

Do those really exist?

(on the college/porn shop) you'd think, but you'd be wrong. it's hilarious how repressed the christians are around here. they buy as much/more porn that most 'sinners.' one of my wife's cousins worked at one of the porn shops for a few months, and claimed (not sure if she's not full of shit, that particular cousin annoys the **** out of me) that she'd get an older christian acquaintance come in/buy ****ed up porn at LEAST once a week.

as rausch once so elequently put it, everyone looks at porn. christians, doctors, lawyers, everyone.

but yeah, there's a lot of 'nimby' about the porn. wouldn't shock me if the majority of it was coming from closet cases.

Yuck. While I do prefer males, the male body isn't the work of art that a female's can be.

You don't like big penis gyrating in your face?

the only thing we have that the other places don't is that the cost of living is lower, we usually have cheaper gas, and the roads are MUCH less confusing. the road system is surprisingly well set up. almost every road is n/s or e/w, and on all four sides of the city, there are major thoroughfares. I-44, highways 60 and 65, and west bypass. if you get lost, just keep driving. you'll likely find it.

and you're single HOW?

That is correct most people do look at porn, just the religious won't admit they do then will say they want it banned or something like that...what do you consider ****ed up porn cause I've seen just about everything.

Amen.

A-****in' men.

(insert joke about big pharma...errr... big penis)

You'd think so, but women are wired so much differently than men.

Well there are women who are into that kinda thing.

Art...

Holy shit! I think that girl is whiter than me!

to put a blanket on the subject, in this case, ****ed up porn is basically what you wouldn't expect these people to be buying.

like, when your doctor goes into the porn store and buys the barnyard porn.

or, bill in accounting goes in and buys the ass to mouth porn.

or, when betty the receptionist goes in, right after church, and buys the shemale ass to mouth porn.

or, when jack the middle school teacher goes in and buys the gay porn. right after he gets done drinking with the guys.

Hey they airbrushed that girls ass crack out.....boo!

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my uncle drove a hoe runner.

(get it? weeds? garden hoe? jesus. tough crowd.)

I'm done. Sorry 'bout that. :D

Okay, okay....

I can only see so much "art" before I start feeling self-conscious....lol.

If we're gonna post ass shots let's do it right....

http://gallys.scoreland.com/pics_con...wn.2402/02.jpg

See, when you guys think of works of art on women, you see bodies. When I think of works of art on men, I think of...

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/20..._300x460,0.jpg

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medi...8/18846676.jpg

I think you like guys with big eyebrows.