Babysitter for Teenager
 

Do any of you know where I can find a Babysitter for Teenager who snuck out of a friends house to drink and smoke pot. The teen is fourteen and was warned that if they could not be trusted they would get a babysitter for after school and when ever the parents were not a home.

I plan for this to be a 6 month to 1 year need. This depends on attitude.

P.s. not my kid but a relation that I am helping out.

any suggestions

Ang

This should be funny.

This is Chiefsplanet, not Craigslist.

Heh this should be gold.

Sedated may be willing. He posts here.

What does she look like?

I hear this guy is available...

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Is the teen in question male or female?

Can't help you now but in 4 years I will supervise her drinking and smoking at my place

I spoke with a 14 year old kid, and he suggested a young lady name Debra Lafave. Apparently she's available and has no reservations about watching a 14 year old young man, and can also aid in after school tutoring.

Can she hold her smoke or does she start to blabber like an idiot and then pass out just when its getting good?

Hall of Fame in the works!
 

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LMAO

Yeah, that would do the trick. "Get your crap packed into one sock, or the freak is showing up to watch you M-Kay?"

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That should keep them busy for awhile.

This should work out just great.

See, aren't you glad you asked the CP for help? We come runnin!
BTW: There's a full time service bureau that has exactly what you're looking for.
It's called
"MILITARY SCHOOL"

Honestly, you think a hapless baby-sitter will change things?

He'll just dope her drink and as soon as the baby-sitter/nanny is fast asleep, he will hop out the window and do it all over again.

I recommend building a moat around the house, filling it with live alligators, and setting booby-traps near every exit in the house. And then make the kid read War and Peace.

If you need help, I'll be happy to take all of the liquor and pot out of the house for you. I can store it at my place.

Uncle Buck would have been a great hire, but he is taking a dirt nap. (or is that John Goodman? :evil: )

I know this guy.... he works in a bike shop....

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I'd recommend this guy after school each day.....I'd like to see him babysit on Sundays too. That would be perfect!!

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I think it's called a Jay-o-bee

Unclinch your butt cheeks there asics my boy. I'm trying to gather some basic facts so as to help this person in their time of need.
You can't determine the proper course of action unless you have data on such factors as THC tolerance level, whether she has ever played Rainbow, if she can keep a secret, etc. etc.

Calm down pailass. It's okay.

It isn't like I asked if she is nicely trimmed or keeps it natural. If that is infomation the poster wants to volunteer then fine, we can take it into consideration, but I'm not asking.

This guy is living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

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Wat?

You act like it isn't a perfectly rational, sane act to look for a caretaker for a troubled teen on Chiefs Planet. I know I'm here to help.

sounds like a 14 yo. that needs all his toys taken away. Serious attitude adjustment.

a teen that is experiementing with pot/alcohol? no way!

Instead of telling them NOT to do it, (they will do it anyway).... teach them how NOT to get caught, and how to be SAFE while using it.

You have two babysitters on the end of your arms.

A couple good punches every time you leave the house followed up with a healthy dosage of muscle relaxers and your teen won't be going anywhere.

go to the kansas bureau of investigation, look up watchdog

do a search for your neighborhood, then contact one of those people...

I'm sure they be happy to help you...

14?!!!

Mecca will probably have time, but he'll have to check out the Yute's myspace page first.

mecca is too busy surfing exgf.com for his new "girlfriend"

great idea... this will ensure your kid spends most of their time doing this stuff the rest of their life, too

The path to an awesome future, for sure.

I'll watch the kid, depending on if he gets KB's or schwag.

Brown frown

I am really disappointed with everyone.

I offer you a juicy opportunity to be as stupid or as clever as you want and these are your responses.

No more t-ball for you guy's.

Ang

This has been the funniest thread in a while ...

*edit The first page was funny at least

I use to work with special needs kids, so yeah, I could probably help your relation out...

so does nick athan...everytime dealing with claythan.

Thres a website you can check out: www.ToostupidtofindbabysittersoIaskChiefsplanetinstead.com

Maybe we could get an english tutor and you could sit in?

By the way, are you saying you and this kid have relations? Just curious.

Disturbing. I had forgotten that episode.

Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. I work with reeruns.