Kellen Winslow has big nuts
 

http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2008/10/10/w...um-little-bud/


The report said just that, nothing more, nothing less, leaving the imagination to wander. Well, you'd have to be a pretty sick person to guess what really happened to Winslow. According to Pro Football Talk, Kellen's testicles "swelled to the size of grapefruits." ROFL

wow.

He's a solider, he can take it.

Well, at least you can probably say he's not on steroids.

I rolled when I read this quote...

We should all pray for Kellen Winslow’s balls….. let them be healthy……. and for that matter we should all pray for our own balls….. Please prevent our balls from ballooning to the size of clenched fists

Cool, now his twins match the size of his mouth, which should help him with his balance, but will make it hard for him to ride a motorcycle when trolling for chicks. :)

So I heard he's been in the hospital. What exactly do you prescribe for big nuts?

Um ow.

According to the link in the Title...

Tight end Winslow, who looked fine when the team returned from its bye weekend on Monday, visited a doctor on Thursday and missed his second practice in a row.
The Browns say Winslow is out with an illness, but won't disclose what it is.

Well Browns, I actually appreciate you guys giving us one more day to not hear about this. PFT is pointing towards a condition called Hydrocele, or in more medical arenas, "humongous gonads."

Hydrocele occurs when fluid accumulates between the two membranes that cover the testicles. One or both testicles may be swollen. Hydrocele swelling gradually increases over a period of weeks or months.
Hydrocele swelling is usually painless. If the testicles appear to be chronically swollen, medical interventions are available. Surgery can cure hydrocele, or the fluid may be drawn out of the testicular membrane using a fine needle (fine needle aspiration is quite painful, so some men prefer surgical options).

See, this is where we get ya. You come to the NFL FanHouse page thinking, "Oh wow, what a wonderful Friday, i think I'm going to sit down and check out some good old fashioned football news with nothing else but sports, sports, sports" and BOOM, you're reading about testicles. It isn't easy to pull that 180 on you but we did it. High five us!

Hot nurses.

A needle in the balls..........owwww!

A hooker?

Cleveland should take the field to AC/DC"s Big Balls.

He should call Playgirl magazine soon.

My friend had this. When he went to the doctor the doctor called it a papaya. He had surgery a couple of months ago. We still give him shit about it.

I wish the KC Chiefs coaching staff had huge balls.

There once was a tight end who flopped
And his career suddenly stopped
The doctors inform us
His right ball's enormous
And the other nut still hasn't dropped

FAX

They do.



Just not their own.

They're actively searching for some...

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/2...ll_nccb101.jpg

LMAO

With the way they were keeping his injury such a secret I thought it was an STD in all honesty, so I was kinda right but I'm glad to see this won't ruin his career or chances with the ladies.

He's even finding new ways to get hurt
and miss playing time

So when the operate on Kellen's balls, will they have to give true meaning to the term "Numb Nutts"?:hmmm:

Maybe LJ could get this disorder and grow a pair.

This would have been better had you said Herman ****ing Edwards.

This could work pretty much like Mad-Libs for anyone in the Chiefs Org.

Found a video of Winslow and his "condition"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukOaQLKjLyE

I bet he's just trying to emulate Tony Gonzalez.

I refuse to click that link.

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Totally safe. Clip from film "Johnny Dangerously".

Heh. I know the exact scene it is. Great movie.

A while back, someone was talking about acne, and of course someone goes on youtube and finds this gnarly clip of some dude with this pimple looking thing taking up a full half of his back. They actually cut the dude open, and used a ****ing spoon to dip the junk out of the wound. :Lin: