Pickup Artist
 

Its on VH1 right now. Its pretty funny watching these loser dudes take advice from a big loser. ROFL

Are you just angry that you were the first guy kicked off this season?

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They already kicked somebody off? I just flipped to it.

It was on earlier today.

In order to pick up the ladies you must wear some ridiculous items of clothing, such as an oversized fur top hat. That guy cracks me up.

Or paint your finger nails black. Its like WTF dude.

He's definitely an over the top character but his "concepts" work. Apparently an acquaintance I went to HS with, who was not a cool dude, went to some bootcamp or training session this Mystery guy had up in NYC a few years back. The acquaintance of mine came back and now pulls major ass with ease.

I've seen the show. He instills confidence in some real "claythans" and gives them a method and it does seem to work. Still though, I don't pretend to know what women look for in guys, but that guys appearance is nothing short of hilarious sometimes. Like one episode he had on fighter pilot goggles.

That guy is creepy. He looks like a douche then talks so polite and articulate. I bet he has some deep dark secret like he forces little boys suck his dick and dresses like that to hide his guilty conscience.

He has/had major daddy issues and experiences mental breakdowns. Anger management issues as well.

Oh, i thought you meant the 1987 Robert Downey Jr./ Molly Ringwald classic


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Why do you think Gochiefs is back on here posting so quick??

Am I the only one that still watches this show?

Ryan whiffed on the chance of a lifetime. What a puss.

nope

Thanks for the spoiler. I am watching it at 11.

I can't watch that show......it's just to much. How can you take legit advice from a guy in a big furry hat?

That hat is a good conversation starter, bro. Chicks dig it. They come up to you and say, with their noses all scrunched up, "I love your hat. That's so hilarious. So what's your name?"

Well **** man why don't you just walk around in public with a jock strap on your head then.

How about his furry boa?

It's not really a spoiler, just a funny incident that happened.

When I see that guy I wonder why a gay man is talking about picking up women.

You don't know how to accessorize...you have no sense of when and where something is appropriate..you don't wear a jockstrap in public...or on your head, ever. You wear it as part of your S&M ensemble at that blacklight club downtown where all the goths hang out...the white contrast will go well with your slick black leather jumpsuit. You'll be seen as edgy and slightly cocky.

I didn't even wear a jock when I played football but that's another topic.

Mecca - stupid shit like those accessories are for guys like Clayton to get a girl to talk to you.

Apparently, I've never had to dress like a disco ball to get someone to speak to me.

You go clubbin' a lot, stud?

You are correct on that. He was scared shitless.

women are so complicated.

The cool thing about that show, is that it teaches what for some (basically everyone picked to be on the show) are difficult life skills. They teach them in the context of picking up a chick, but the skills are more likely helpful in just dealing with people. Most of those guys don't really want to pick-up a chick in a bar. They just want to have the ability to do that. And when they have that, they will use that ability in all areas of their life. And they will still probably meet their wife online, or at church or something, but they will feel better about talking to strangers, networking, small talk, etc.

Pretty cool show, IMO.

it would be fun to find some rich nerds and get them fixed up and teach them the tricks of the trade. You would have a whole bunch of little nerds thinking you are some sort of a legend and they may buy you stuff.

Newsflash: a lot of rich nerds already get laid by shit tons of women.

What happened?

I'm not going to try to talk you out of your quest to get laid. That was my focus and my satisfaction for years.

My experience is that sex inside a committed relationship far exceeds what two relative strangers can enjoy for themselves.

JMO, of course.

I have no doubt.

I'd prefer to just be good looking instead of having any game. Then you can just go up to a chick and it doesn't really matter what you say

Example?

No doubt.

A grown man who calls himself "Mystery", FFS.

He pussed out on a 3 way make out.

Wow, I would have just spontaneously combusted.

:shake: I could not believe that...I actually started to scream at the tv. He was happy as hell too! How about when Matt and Simeon(sp?) were sitting there reflecting on their night and it looked like Simeon was sitting on Matt's lap, shirtless with a boa and cowboy hat...easily one of the top three gayest moments on television.

This is the latest episode or something? I gotta download this just to see it.

Go to VH1.com they have them all on there.

http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?...853&vid=292966

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http://www.observer.com/files/imagec...ook_kolhat.jpg

Hmmm. Bald, goatee...who knew he was a member of Chiefsplanet?

God, he totally froze. Even I could have sealed that deal. Those chicks were horny and willing.

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That's actually not correct at all. I've met many goofy looking dudes that had game and could pick up most chicks, and conversely I've known many good looking guys that couldn't get a girl to save their life simply because they didn't know what to say.

My gf was watching it with me and said it looked like they just finished a gay love making session.

True. The pickup artist theme is what attracts people to the show, but these guys are socially awkward in all phases of life, not just with girls. The points he teaches them - having confidence, demonstrating value, not doing whatever other people want - are necessary to succeed in a nightclub and life in general.

Nothing wrong with what these guys are learning. Yeah it would feel a little bit weird wearing a lot of those clothes and it's real hard to step out of your comfort zone but it's a hell of a lot better than feeling utterly helpless whenever dealing with smoking hot chicks.

I think Claythan should go to one of Mysteries bootcamps. In fact if someone were to start a fund to send him I would be willing to throwdown a donation.

You'll never get me into a club. Trying to talk to someone while loud music is blaring blows the logic centers in my brain to hell.

you notice how they booted off the chubby guy in the first episode. I thinks Mystery didn't want to look bad because girls just plain and simply do not like overweight men. He could have at least tried

welcome to left field

I just think it was a weak move. Show me that you can get a fat dude laid by hot chicks and I'll be impressed

Did you watch it last year? The fat dude lasted till the final 3.

Did he kiss any hot chicks?

I'm gonna pirate every episode. This sounds fun.

You actually want to talk with them?

I'm not gay, bro.

Talking with them isnt the way to get laid. It can be but not in a club.

claythan... u gotta play the game bro

The finale just ended......thoughts?

Waiting for the torrent...let me guess the best-looking guy won again.

I am getting into this, though. Found torrents for Mystery's DVDs and his book. Interesting reading. Maybe someday I'll put some of it to use.

I'll tell you after 10. It comes on at 9.

I'm not sure if I posted it in this thread or not, but I have an acquaintance/friend of a friend that went to one of Mystery's "boot camps" a couple years ago and came back a completely different person. He was a total dud with girls before, and now picks up girls with ease. I think the boot camps are a couple grand though.

They played it earlier today at 11:00am, I recorded it and just watched it. I ddin't say who won bc I figured you hadn't seen it yet.

Good for you, its a system that is for somebody like you. Hope it works.

So the Simeon dude won. He did better in the end thats for sure.

He was goofy as hell at the beginning of the show. He was still was a bit creepy at the end, but he definitely put more effort into it. That Matt guy just thought girls would flock to him once he got his teeth fixed. Also, girls probably thought he was gay with that stupid boa.

my gaydar was going off on him. His friend and he were just getting too close and didn't seem to mind it on that episode where they brought their friends in

All true but those last two girls he got were nails. I dont know how he did it. Funniest part was on that kiss challenge deal where Matt got left with the chunky girl and basically said screw it. Lord knows we have had those nights.

The best part of the season was still when Ryan completely froze when he had the chance to makeout with two girls. They wanted him, but that was just way too much for him at that point, and you could tell he was about to shit his pants. He couldn't even move.

I hate watching that guy. He's so socially awkward it's unbelievable. The episode where they auctioned them off was pretty hard to watch, too. As was him flaming out horribly with bikini models.

This.

it would be funny if a real player posed as a nerd and claimed to be a virgin got on this show.

should I try to sign up?

j/k