What is your Chiefsplanet Schtick?
 

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

Tom - ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

TinyEvel has the mini Evel Kneviel and Playstation Ad stuff and HUGE biceps

Dane McCloud is really, really, really, really rich, has a hot asian wife, and like knows everything about entertainment, like, ever.

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Feel free to share your schtick... or if you post here and don't share your schtick... perhaps we could be brutally honest?

I berate DickFace for abusing DraftPlanet around here at every point.

I play the honest liberal in DC.

And I play total draftnik whore during Draft season.

Other than that, I pretty much blend in.

Im thinking that at the each of my posts I could add my own fake tags



TAGS: douchebag, carllikespenis, arichi3fsisapostwhore, Direckshun blows goats

OK, I actually got a chuckle out of that one.

i'm the crabby perv?!? :shrug:

Oh yeah, you definitely need to do that.

I'm the green king.

Why the **** do we need schticks?

We are who we are.

Or maybe that should have been, I yam what I yam.

You used to be really annoying, but now that your football team sucks ass even more than you do personally, you're not so bad.

Sexual dynamo.

What's the name of our head coach and DC, again?

whatever you are, you've become increasingly more of it lately.



ye' old grouchy bastard..... :doh!:

don't forget Jayhawk know it all. The MUrons love that. :-)

Part of my new schtick is to sometimes rep the first 3 posters to my threads.

So,

Direckshun, DaFace, and Laz all were rewarded for their awesomeness.





TAGS: douchenozzle, Laz loves tittes, DaFace is Rainman's bitch

Bring back DraftPlanet.

S**t Posting

Have you considered becoming an expert on the Crimean War and linking all Chiefsplanet posts to anecdotes about the war?

Hey thanks man. Ill give you rep, too.

[ only 40 shopping day till christmas ]



TAGS: sandgina, Frazod is still a douche, dammit carl!

What's wrong with doing the first four? :cuss:

I changed my mind, your tags suck.

I'm here to help. :D

That's good

At this point I don't even think I have one, I'm sure the other posters do though and will gladly tell me what it is.

Copious profanity, hardcore liberalism, frequent usage of YouTube vids, gifs, references to pr0n, draft "expert", general pain in the ass.

And of course:

kill yourself.

It's my way expressing my disdain without constantly bitching about those people.

poor spelling, worse grammar, and rather useless statements, with a touch of sarcasm that only I find funny. But I'm okay with that.

In life people always think I'm "thinks he knows everything guy" "to cool for the room guy" or "really arrogant guy" or all 3 so it's probably some mixture of that.

I think it should be trucks.

Getting closer to the hoildays.

I hate holidays.

You wear it well. With your recent weightloss Mr. Wendler... methinks you might stumble into some pussy eventually.




TAGS: Hah aha Gochiefs get laid?!, 30 Year Old Virgin, Basements FTW!!

Let me have another beer and get back with you...

hahah... only those in the know, know about this.

Tuesday... http://ijustin.tv/cbb2k8



TAGS: Rock Chalk Jayhawkl, To the 'shipl, basketball school, Trucks

Oh, I almost forgot to go update the weightloss thread. I'm hitting the home stretch.

I'm sure your family expects nothing from you :D

Or is it anger that others might be happy?

Highly unlikely...

What's that supposed to mean? I'm 5-11. I don't want to end up looking like Raiderhader or Marvin Minnis.

I'm strikingly handsome guy.

This schtick doesn't play too well on the 'net.

My schtick is posting a lot then mysteriously leaving for months... then posting a lot... then mysteriously leaving for months... lather rinse repeat.

understandably

I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

You're draft guy.

That's it?

I'm so blinded by my own attractiveness that I didn't initially see that you'd so rudely changed my post. NTTAWWT.

Your the angry poor loser internet game guy.

:D

And anal guy. Satisfied?

Disconcerting juxtapositioning there...

Lol, once you go gay you go blind.


:D

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Mecca... You hate the Chiefs.


I'm going to add randomly giving away my casino cash to different people for no apparent reason to my schtick. CrazyCoffey got my $1100 or so last week and luv got $2 for telling me how to donate it. As it builds up a little so shall it disappear.

Do you picture me playing games like the video game nerd?

Just screaming at the screen Ass! what a shitload of ****!

My schtick is getting to the bottom of threads made under false pretenses. You're not really as interested in our schticks as you are developing one of your own. What is it I win?

You're a vingar and water vessel's nozzel

You are the really cool, friendly modest draft guy with long hair.








TAGS: mecca finds pics online and acts like they are his girlfriend, knowitall douche, USC Sucks, Die in a fire, Mark Sanchez!

BuceyedPea definitely thinks I'm anal guy...

ROFL

Those tags are really funny.....I love when people get so pissed at me they act like I ruined their life.

If by gay you mean "digs lesbians" then...sign me up.

Actually, one might argue that it's your best possible venue for that schtick.

You know real life lesbians don't look like the ones in porn right...

Probably. It is a recurring theme in many threads, so it's not entirely off-base.

Holy $#it!

Rain Man has fangs!:eek:

She brings that up alot...must be a sign of what she's lookin for...

Does that mean shitstick ??? Hope not I usually get the wrong end ....

You are as smart as your head is large. That cranium houses one HUGE brain. In fact, the original thread title was, "What should my new schtick be?"

But then I realized it is more important to make it about the community and not about myself. Thus, the thread would inevitably become more interesting.





TAGS: Fat Head Phil Steals Fake Casino Money, Iowa sucks and got lucky vs Penn St, FAX died for your sins, Those Chicken wings were delicious

[quote=Ari Chi3fs;5225862]don't forget Jayhawk know it all. The MUrons love that.





Jayhawk know it all, you'll just get lost in the crowd.

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Wait, I think I am going a little overboard with my tags... Was there a character limit to the tags? It has been so long since DaFace stole the heart of Chiefsplanet and through away the glorious tags... i have forgotton much about the tags. They are just a faint memory....




TAGS: DaFace is Der Furher, Ari masturbates with shampoo, Thigpen humps skeletons

Ari, you already are contributing to the board. You are the KU douche. You have all of the classic traits, pedantic takes, goofy avi's, a fratcentric personality that hints constantly at your magnificent douchbaggery. You use the word schpeil to make you sound cool but come across like a you're writing the dialogue for a campy 1970's comic book. You most likely like to go to the Wheel to drink Silver bullets after leaving a KU Football game in the 3rd quarter. Most likely you still refer to Pizza as 'Za'. Don't go changing a thing, you're the perfect stereotype.

Douche on and Rock Chalk.

PS - Demon isn't reeruned, Peanut is, but in a good way

ROFL

you've admitted as such.

getting pissed and throwing the controller

I work hard at remaining more annoying than Mecca, Dane, and patteeu.

You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

You obviously should know which players I really like since I don't say bad things about them or really post about them.

and you're doing a good job.

I've broken a few controllers in my time.

I'm a KU fan that frazod doesn't like very much. It's fun.

I guess I could add this one:

tomslayer

:)

Basically, he's a douche.

Har har....you really should come up with a good reason why you dislike me.

I know which players you like, I don't think you're quite as negative as you are often made out to be. I wasn't trying paint you negatively, I was merely commenting on what I see as the general perception.

You have good takes regarding drafting etc. Mostly. You could use a haircut.

I just don't like the way you are on here. If that makes any sense.

Now why would I cut my mane?

I'm kind of abrasive at times but that's just my general personality.