Who is the Most annoying Douche?
 

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Definitely number 1.

Ari Douche? With all his jinxed lockerroom talk. And his lame animal named teams BS?

Billy Mays should win by a landslide.

Vince is a runaway winner. Billy is certainly deserving of a kick in the testicles tho. I kinda dig the UPS dude.

The UPS whiteboard guy.

Check back at Midnight for the answer.

But seriously, the Shamwow douche.

FTR, Im thinking of getting my family members ShamWOW's for Christmas. It should be hilarious.

Billy Mays.

Billy Mays, because hes on all the time selling entirely too much shit.

Free Credit Report douche. How is he not included?

You followin' me, camera guy?

OH man... EPIC FAIL!!!

Also I could have added the Sonic Douches.

I love Sonic commercials. And they're not douches, they're incredibly talented improv Gods in Chicago. Especially TJ Jagodowski.

WINNER! HANDS-DOWN WINNER!

I hate that mother****er...

ROFL

couldn't find a good place to mention it, but the battlefield mall in springfield had a ****ing 'shamwow' knockoff booth open a few weeks ago. every time I walk by it, I can't help but bust out laughing.

Somebody should shove 'Oxy-Clean' up his ass, then **** him with one of his putty tubes!

He's also a 'Telemundo Douche' as well.

I walk into the mall far enough to go into Fast Break Sports, which is right by the Dillards entrance. This makes me glad I don't venture further.

Exactly, he has a new commercial every ****ing week, and he's ALWAYS YELLING.

3 way tie.

It's clear that I have to do some campaigning for Billy Mays.

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He also does that orange cleaner stuff. Also, doesn't he do the super glue stuff where he's wear a helmet hanging from a steel beam?

How can anyone hate someone with hair THAT black? It's uncanny.

LMAO

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Video and sound production technology make it completely unncessary for the ShamWow guy to have a microphone like that.

NEW RULE:

Anyone hawking this type of product has to do so with the ultra-skinny, ultra-long, 'Bob Barker'-Mic!

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That would be Gene Rayburn, n00b.

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That would be 'Old School Pimp' Bob Barker, young'in.

UPS guy Andy, He didn't draw anything. Al Franken has more artistic talent than that UPS guy.

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#1 Ari Douche

a distant second

Free credit report idiot.

BILLY MAYS, BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE HE'S ALWAYS YELLING!

the UPS whiteboard guy hands down. I hate the fucker, thinks he's so clever with his stupid drawings

"Billy Mays has a voice that could push a person to homicide." - Art Mother****ing Bell

Bingo!

Vince.......he is the only one I would give a beating to on the spot if I ran into him at a bar. Mays is a close second and the UPS guy doesn't bug me that much, other than the fact he looks like he's two years past a haircut and could be a PETA member. Hippy, I think you can get a cut at Cost Cutters for like $8. Don't embarrass your mother again this Christmas.

While I hate Andy and Vince...I have to turn the channel everytime that muthafugger Billy Mays comes on.

Why the hell is he screaming at me?
And what is worse about Billy Mays is he has like 947 products he pushes on TV.

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I know who Billy Mays is but no clue on the others.

TiVo FTW!

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Ultra peanut. Oh, sorry, not an option. What the funk kind of cartoon character antics are going on in that persons head? Her posts rarely make any sense.

I really really hate the way Bill Mays uses his hands when he talks....

I've seen them at Second City I dont know how many times. TJ is ****in hilarious.

Chef Tony selling all of those bullshit knives.

Billy Mays is on so much I've become immune to his salesman douchebaggery like a virus to a vaccine. The ShamWOW guy though is such an unbearable ****hole. He's like Christopher Titus if he was beaten into retartation with a crowbar shortly after birth.

This needs to turn into a Mike Rowe appreciation thread. When he used to sell all kinds of bullshit on infomercials before he became famous for doing "Dirty Jobs".

He knew the products were bullshit, but sarcastically tried to sell them anyway and it was hilarious.

ROFL Agreed

Free Credit Report fellas.

The ShamWOW guy cracks me up. He's like Steve Buscemi on meth. The UPS guy is certainly annoying, but of the three, Billy Mays SCREAMING AT ME to buy laundry detergent wins.

Although none of them is as annoying as the Geico lizard stalker. Incredible! Amazing! DIE :bang:

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Good call! Al Franken is the biggest douche.

Tony Little, excellent choice. His Doucheness seems to stem from to much caffeine I thinks. He's too damn Hyper!

Jack "The Hammer" Hamm

POW, BOOM BABY
Complete fruad

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I have 100% faith in your judgment
on this matter

None of these three douches can touch the overall douchiness of the CP's own King Douche...the Most Douchable Douche of All Douches....our very own Midnight Douche!

How can anyone hate the UPS guy?

He's cooler than the other side of the pillow.

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1 Vince
Billy 1.5



Ups guy about 400 down the list.

Last week in Breckenridge we stopped in for a Beer at "Ullers". Its a local place for a beer and game of pool. While enjoying a beverage, on the TV comes Billy with a commercial for snow boards. We couldn't be leave it. Ol Billy advertises putty to
snowboards !!! The guy is just irritating as hell to me.

Squeeze it out, you've gotta wipe it.

1 and 3 clearly know they are douches but are making a ton of money so they don't care. They're so douchey it's funny which makes them slightly less douchey. UPS guy on the other hand acts like his commercials are trendy and cool. This elevates his doucherey to a whole new level.

on a sidenote... even the UPS commercials pale in comparison to the Mazda "Zoom Zoom" commercials. It's not really a "douche" issue. Just an "instant rage whenever they come on" issue. I hope that zoom zoom kid is nearly old enough that I can punch him in the face without being charged with child abuse. :mad:

Definitely the UPS whiteboard guy. He reminds me of a kU fan for some reason.

Holy shit it's Mike Rowe!

My first thought.

You CAAAAN DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!


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*There is a gazelle in my house.

I had no friggin' idea that Mike Rowe used to sell crap on QVC.

I have an acqaintance, who is a millionaire from gimmick gadgets/widgets he's invented and sold by clowns like those mentioned.

??? Can you share what the gadget/widget thing is ?

If you know their names, you need to start using the remote more, or find something to do during commercials.

I don't think the UPS guy is annoying. Definitely the other two, and I'd say the freecreditreport guy is the most annoying because his douchiness is in song form.

It's kinda hard when they break to a commercial and right away it's

HI! BILLY MAYS HERE FOR...

You can't get to the remote fast enough.

You must be a Mac user.

DT

He he, watched him breed pink maggots last night on Dirty Jobs... not sure which would be worse :D

DT

He'd sell his asshole if he could shit thru his ribs...

He's articulate and well spoken? The only one I would say I hate is Billy. I always have to turn down the volume when that c*ck smoker comes on. Pretty much anyone in a repeated repeated repeated tv ad is annoying though. When will dvr and tivo end the madness?

Heh, selective memory, I guess... and if I'm not on my DVR so I can skip commercials, I usually change the channel, mute it, or go back to what I was doing. I do wish they would give a fair warning though, especially before breaking into song, like the saved by zero or Beyonce crap.

Another douche is the Submart guy on the Dominos commercials. Those get muted very quickly.

I have an iPod. :shrug:

What about the Real Estate midgets on late night, John and Greg Rice?