So I was boning this dude in the ass, right?
 

god u guys are homophobes.. i was just telling a story

anyway... so i was texting at the same time and the dude turns around and is like, "hey. quit butt sexting"

:spock:

This is no way to win n00b of the year.

You are one sick cookie, boy.

ROFL

:spock:

WTF?

This is just wrong :eek:

:hump: + :whackit: = :Lin:

reminds me in college my guy friend and I were jacking each other off and that pillowbiter plays cold play on his mp3.

is that good or bad ?

If he didn't, wouldn't you a little offended?

Ban.

ROFL

How is this crotchstain still in green?

You know, you could have made it interesting by saying I was boning this girl in the ass, and she had a boner. Or better yet, you could have said Claythan. As written: FAIL

DIE

Kids :shake:

The Bronco fans are fleeing the ship

should have finished the joke off with

"and then when we were done he wanted to cuddle. What a bundle of sticks."

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Boondock Saints?

What the **** is going on in here?

the picture is rather neat

WOW. I knew you were a dick, its no wonder people say that you are what you eat!

Gay sex makes a person sick?

Let me guess, you love god?

And jesus?

Why would anyone bump this?

Shhhhhh!

Look busy Clay.

He's coming, you know.

Well, would you like me to post some AIDs statistics?

So I was boning this dude in the ass, right, and he turns around and asks me for a reach around. How gay is that dude?

ROFL

Yes. Post them all.

Of new infections among men in the United States, CDC estimates that approximately 60 percent of men were infected through homosexual sex, 25 percent through injection drug use, and 15 percent through heterosexual sex. Of newly infected men, approximately 50 percent are black, 30 percent are white, 20 percent are Hispanic, and a small percentage are members of other racial/ethnic groups.4

http://www.thebody.com/content/art6580.html

No, ass! ALL!!!


I SAID ALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Carry on, Liza...

Okay.

http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/stats/hasr1202.pdf

Check out the nifty graphs on the first page, notably the second one. The one showing number of cases related to homosexual sex versus heterosexual. What do you see?

Jeez, another butt sex thread?
I can't wait for the draft.

Adjusted your post.

Trying to rick-roll me aren't you?..

The CDC does not have a sense of humor of which they are aware.

Video killed the radio star. Wouldn't you agree?

What the **** is going on in here?

It buggles the mind, yes.

feels good man

As it should in the age of plastic...

I don't have anything to add. I just thought it was kind of disturbing having a thread about boning some dude in the ass and the last posters' name listed as Donger.





Oh shit, wait a minute

That's why I only accept blowjobs from gay men.

The hetero ones aren't exactly lining up, eh?

Or the women.

I'm batting about .250 in blowjob-to-date ratio. I can live with that.

Did you ever get used to the taste of latex or lubricant?

ROFLROFL

That's not really all that funny. Suggesting I'm gay got old about 2 years ago.

I learned it from watching you!!!!

It's not gay if you're getting paid for it.

Then it's called "work".

Now we all know why you're moving to Dallas for that new "job".

BOO-YAH. Nockedtitouddadapawk.

Have you considered any correlation between your ED?

Seriously. You're not gay?

I really don't know why, but now I want to go to the gahden, get some beeahr, and watch the broooins.

Yes. I'm not really sure I have ED, though.

Might find out tonight.

Um, no. I like women.

Then eat some wicked clam chowda.

Yah hair is like a shag cahpet. I wanna sit on it and play a boawd game.
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MEEAEAAAAEAEAAAHHH!!!

Bohbby! Go Pak the cah in the cah pak!

It's wicked cold owet heeya!

Eaaaaa, you like apples?
I gowt heh numbah! Howdou liahk dem apples?

This thread reminds me, i gotta put the license plate stickers on my car...

Dude, he's not the one throwing the suggestion out there. You're really pathetic aren't you?

Sarcasm is apparently lost on your dumb ass.

Doesn't sound like it's receiprical though, at least with the women.
It also sounds like the gay men are doing for you what you need.

So you are actually bi-sexual? Or are you just confused?

Not really, you are just not good at it if you repeatedly announce such things.

There is a golden vein of stupidity in your comments. Must be one of your strong traits.

Receiprical is not a word.

It is if you don't use Firefox.

Possible bestseller? :D

Are you suggesting I would make a spelling mistake and let Firefox correct it? That I would even have the need for such a feature?

Poppycock.

That should be in someone's sig.

No, I'm suggesting Tom is too old and stupid to realize there is any other browser besides IE.

Anyone want to bet this becomes Goatboys favorite thread ?

It's better to give than receive
may fit well here

Wait, he IS Tom? Because he vehemently denies it.

It's my favorite thread RIGHT NOW! http://i.imgur.com/5EcSU.gif