Who's the 2008 King of the N00b's? Time to vote.
 

This is a non-public poll so you can vote in secret for your favorite n00b.

The Polls are now open. Poll place listing determined by order of nomination. Midnight Vulture was disqualified because he has already been on the Planet under another username. Triple could be a dupe user name, if so he will also be disqualified. Stevie Ray is not a N00b. Wellll on the Planet anyway.

N00bs may campaign, bribe and unduly influence voters at will during the election.

Past Winners:
2007 Crazy Coffey
2006 Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 Forgot, anyone remember? The poll may not have taken place. Where's the Planet's historian?
2004 Fax

Write in votes must be public.

Current write in totals:
badmajama = 1 vote
M_V = 1 vote

MikeMaslowski.

Is there going to be a "Who the **** cares about n00bs?" option?

oy, slim pickin's this year.

Theres an option to voice your displeasure.

the_spat got my vote for the Time To Come Up With Some Sweet Bands Name's thread, cuz I love that shit. Zilla, you had me until the other day when you said you just had this feeling that we were going to get Marty as GM, Cowher as HC, and Wade Phillips as DC. Its that kind of unacceptable homerism that has set Chiefs fans back to Red and Gold lightning Zuba pants status. Anyway, congrats to all the members on the list.

Had to go with Chiefzilla....

I said slim pickens, not no pickens.

Voted for Spat.

I have a hard and fast rule against voting for kitchen utensils.

badmajama is my write in n00b.

:spock: I wonder why he didn't make the list, he wasn't disqualified for any reason that I know of.

Meh. Oh well, life's not fair.

No love for Midnight Vulture?

He was disqualified because he wasn't a true n00b.

I told you BRC wasn't qualified for this job. but who am I? :shrug:

He wasnt? Did he join in 07? Or is he someone else?

He was fightclub1983, remember the "I stole a sweet laptop" thread? Same guy.

At least dorseybowe talks about football.

2008 was
EPIC FAIL
write in for M_V

Too bad he originally joined in 2007.

what part of
EPIC FAIL
do you not understand

I didn't know he was nominated. I will keep a tally of all write in votes in the 1st post in this thread.

I asked if there was anyone we missed and posted the poll list for two days before it became "official".

Dorseybowe with the early lead of 6 votes but 5 nominees are within 3 votes of the leader.

When does this poll close?

My goal is to draw conservatives and liberals together, uniting our country and enhancing our democracy.

Additionally, after my inauguration, in my new administration, Herman Edwards, Larry Johnson, Dick Curl, Mike Priefer, Tim Krumrie, and Gunther Cunningham will be deported to the country of Canada.

Despite Dwayne Bowe demonstrating a lack of competence and Glenn Dorsey potentially being a bust, I can only ask for a dorseybowe vote.

:D ROFL

I voted for the the_spatula. He got on my nerves when he first joined and I was kind of shitty to him, but he ended up being OK.

I hate my job.

write in candidate n00bs caught up to here

Looks like the 2007 poll went on for 12 days.

Any suggested length?

Remember, if you're undecided, there is an offer of $5500 casino cash to vote for the Rabbi!

This

didn't they break the mold after Coffey won it anyway?

Meh. That stuff is worthless. I've tried to spend mine all over town. Nobody accepts it.

Midnight Vulture, he is more deserving then the others even with your restrictions..

Triple should have way more votes.

He may be disqualified anyway if its found out that this is a dupe ID or a new one for a former poster.

He joined this year with both of them so it really shouldn't matter.

Yep, if thats the case then he's good to go.

Jewish Rabbi

I WIN THIS AWARD.
Thank You All I am So Grateful to Except this Great Honor,lol

With having your username that you have it would seems that you would have at least got a nomination.

accept.:)

Can I write myself in for 2005?

welll I am in the biggest loser challenge. Maybe we can work a deal?:)

How's that going so far? What's your plan?

Wellll its going great for the whole 4 days so far....:)

Man I should have joined in 2009 would have had a full year to campaign. Now I'm not even qualified to run against a field that has "no 2008 n00b is worthy" as an option.

if your think that you're better than the n00b class of 2008 then you can go **** yourself

n00b fight!@@1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!onewon

Spatula's a lead paint eating drano baby.

DCS gets my vote!

What, no KCBubb listed?

Dang, I had put a lot of hope and effort into that guy. Even gave him his own welcome thread.

He's like my own personal Brodie Croyle.

I think he's closer to your own personal Rashard Barksdale

Of course I'm better!...I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.


But then again I wasn't even included in the n00b class of 2008 on the official here's who you can nominate post so what do I know.

you didn't have enough posts... it was in the OP n00b

Also...a vote for MWagg72 is basically a vote saying yes I'd have sex with Taya Parker 2009 Penthouse Pet of the Year! Why, anything else would be un-American (or un-Canadian if thats where your from)

Yep, I was just trying to make a case for what a great candidate I could have made given time to campaign and $30 mill. and to raise attention to the fact that the system is flawed!

gtfo

Mike Mazlowski leads the pack with 15 votes

Darth Carlsatan and dorseybowe are tied for 2nd place with 11 votes apiece.

What kind of shit is this? Jesus, I thought I would get a sympathy vote at least.

Why? Because he dared to question you in the everlasting Big 12/Pac 10 pissfest?

And THEN you go on to laud Darth Douche, the most annoying poster on here?

I vote for Midnight Duchebag.

He was entertaining to watch everyone pile on and he didn't know when to stop.

AND he's got a KICKASS motorcycle too. Chicks dig it.

You got nominated. Seems at least your nominator would vote for you?

disqualifed. Read the first post.

You will get to run in 2009. That was the case last year, CC won the n00b 2007 class, but was a late 2006 join date..........I was the brides maid :doh!:

:doh!:

Hey wait....how do we know one of those listed isn't a GoatCheeze alias? Like Darth CarlSatan?????1??

Gotta go with Jewish Rabbi.

Daface confimed they were legitamate first time users. welll as far as he can tell anyway. But who can tell better than him?

Weak class this year.

The veterans on the planet are real harsh this year.

No worthy n00b takes over 2nd place.

Yes! One vote!

jeeez $10 mil in casino cash how?

What happens if that option gets the most votes? Does no one win then?

Never happened before but I would assume so? But then again a lot of veterans have it in for n00bs so thats not fair either.

Won't be a decision I make. Hopefully someone will beat out no one.

I voted for DCS.

Love him or hate him, he's got a pretty good football acumen.

Never mind that, but instead take a minute to think about this: Your name can be rearranged to spell "Dig Rich Beef" or "Iced Herb Fig."

Please read my suggestion in post #7 on this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=199718

Thats a good idea.

This thread is quickly losing it's burst. BRC, do something.

It would seem to me that the Planet is a little underwhelmed with the choice of King of the N00b this year. Currently the no one is worthy option is leading.

So the question is do we forget this year and make it a two year award. Use join dates of Jan.2008 - Dec. 2009?

What say you Planet?

For refrence here's the nominees from the last 2 years.


Best n00b of 2007 nominees

1. CrazyCoffey Winner!
2. findthedr
3. Fly O.T. Wall
4. GonzoRox88
5. kstater
6. Micjones
7. pestilenceaf23
8. Rustshack
9. smittybar
10. kdog414141
11. Buehler445

Best n00b of 2006 nominees.

1. Humas Jenkins
2. Hootie
3. Buc Eyed
4. Bill Parcell (now, D2112)Winner!
5. Mooo
6. Scott Free
7. Blue Balls
8. Basileus77
9. Rad 1638
10. pr_capone
11. BWillie1007

Geee.... Where did you ever come up with such a great idea?

Shaddduppp and post some pics of boobies.