CARL PETERSON HEADED TO MIAMI?
 

I would love this scenario

ROFL

WOW!!!! There goes the turn around.ROFL

So the **** what? He's their problem now

Pennington safe until he retires at 45.

After killing a nation, the disease moves on to find a new host, so he may suck it dry until its death.

Why would Parcells work for no money? He won't. So either Miami gives him what he is owed, and re-ups him, or he is gone.

He's gonna walk when the fish are sold. he has an out in his contract that pays him 9 million dollars if there's a change in ownership.

Wow, Dolphin fans must be really be excited...

LOL

God, Bill Parcells and Carl Peterson would kill each other. Those two egos have enough trouble existing in the same dimensional reality, much less in the same football organization.

Never gonna happen. Parcells is gonna walk. and may come back to coach the Jets.

That's exactly my point. He has an option to get his full contract amount due upon the sale of the team. By failing to exercise that option, Parcells would be doing charity work for the new owner, and Parcells doesn't seem that stupid.

Parcells builds the team up... and Peterson tears it down. Perfect.

Means absolutely nothing to me. CYA Carl!

Soooo... to make it seem like a good hire they have to go back twenty-something years to Peterson's record in a different league? Why don't they mention Peterson's record with the Chiefs or, better yet, Peterson's record without Marty?

Maybe that's why Herm hasn't been fired. When Carl gets to Miami, we can get a draft pick for the rights to Herm Edwards.

there is some nice comments about this on the finsboard its like music to my ears...

I just read that... To bad other fanbases see Herm for what he is, yet he was praised here because he could turn around defenses...

yet there is a sad few on here who would love to see herm stay even when he failed at the one thing he was suppose to be good at our defense is just has bad if not worst then when he got here.

Peterson in the same division with the Patriots.

There's a recipe for success!

I’m sure this falls into the category of leave it alone, but…Carl Peterson retires from the Chiefs who still have him under contract. Carl in that same year takes a job with the Miami Dolphins. Wouldn’t the Dolphins owe the Chiefs some type of compensation? Maybe in this case we have to pay Miami a case of beer.

If there was a position called "Team Motivational Speaker," Herman would fit the role perfectly. I agree with Shitlock's words, "damaged goods."

I hope for the sake of those fans this isn't true. Carl doesn't deserve another GM job. Nobody deserves the pain that comes with him.

I know it will never happen, but imagine the entertainment value of Carl Peterson and Bill Parcells in the same organization. Watching the two collide would be hysterically funny. Who cares about fins fans when we could watch that?

Parcells would just totally kick the crap out of Carl...

Carl is a spineless coward.

Other than he didn't retire, he resigned.

Carl: Shut the eff up and cook with the groceries I gave you!!!

If they're bring Carl in to make money
it's a fine choice

Why not I want them to suffer has I have suffered pain has I have pained feel has I felt a lesson to all fan's of teams looking for a new gm No one is safe from the grasp of King carl.



Somthing wicked this way comes miami

The beginning to the end of the Dolphins.

Well the good news for Miami is that Irelanad would still be the GM. As long as Carl doesn't touch the roster, he'd be a good enough businessman to try and get fannies in the seats. But if Carl gets to start dictating roster and draft decisions, Miami is going to go back to mediocrity real quick...

You are correct. But NFL GMs under contract after leaving a team would not be allowed to go to another team unless the Chiefs really did "fire" him.

too

pft...

Hilarious if this happens, i'd feel real bad for the phins

Oh this is perfect. I can't stand Miami as it is. Let them suffer. heh

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Muahahahahhahaahhaaahhahaahahah!!!!

Mike Myers was ahead of his time. Imitating a front office and coaching staff that wouldn't come together until years later.

You don't know a lot of Browns fans, do you?

Never met one, actually. Based on my Arrowhead experience, I'm most annoyed by Green Bay and Buffalo fans.

Man I wish I could rep some of their posts.

It will be hilarious when Peterson goes there and wins a few Super Bowls

With who, Chad Pennington?

Maybe the Phins can develop John Beck? ROFL

http://www.bccancerfoundation.com/cm..._upperLeft.jpg Of The Miami Dolphins

The return of Rufus Dawes is closer than you think.

If Peterson just ran the business side and be the top guy of the organization instead of doing it all, it could be a nice hire. Plus Miami wouldnt be a bad gig to go out on.

What's all this talk about the business side? All NFL teams sellout any way. In what role is Carl competent? I just don't see it.

Accepts in reality, Parcells didn't build shit. He pulled a perfect Carl Peterson.

11-5, Division winner, first round flop.

The Dolphins only beat TWO teams this year with a winning record. One in week three (the Patriots) and the Jets in week 17.

They're the biggest frauds since the 2003 Chiefs.

If Parcells stays, Ross could hire Peterson in another capacity and create a situation where Parcells has less decision-making power.

Anyone who takes decisions away from parcells to give to peterson is insane.

There is more to business side than just selling tickets.

Not really. Did you know Minnesota had to get two extensions to the deadline for selling out today's playoff game to avoid a blackout?

Carl and Parcells, that could get really interesting.

Exactly. That's why Carl should be interested, because he wouldn't have to do anything. Serviceable QB, good RB, no recievers, and Vonnie Holiday. Miami is the Carl Peterson Chiefs.

Rep.

My god, now that I am free of this cancer, I seem to give zero shits about any other teams problems. Let them feel the FAIL!!1!!1!!

The word you're looking for is 'yet.'
True that's all Parcells did this year, the FIRST with this team, after doing the same and continuing on to the SB three other places.

If Carl goes there, he won't repeat the same mistakes he made in KC.

No, he'll make totally new ones.

Three? Which three?

Not the Jets.

Not the Cowboys.

And certainly not in Miami.

Nice grammar, Dumbo

My bad, AFC championship in NY. So many facts in this big brain, some get misfiled.

I feel ya

:D

I feel for the Miami fans if this is true...

But nothing would be more comical than if Carl Hired Herm as Coach...

Oh Lord, please let this happen.

Rep

There is a lot to the business side. Stadium issues, premium seating, sponsorship/signage, other special events at the stadium, business office, broadcasting contracts, public relations, community relations/player programs.

The biggest of all is that your premise is WRONG. Not all NFL teams sellout. The Dolphins didn't sellout all their games this year. The Dolphins have not soldout playoff games in the past. Five or six teams this season had blackouts. The Chiefs only avoided blackouts because KCTV 5 and a few sponsors bought extra tickets so the games would be televised.

I'm hoping Carl ends up at either in Denver, San Diego, or Oakland. Take your pick.

Sorry if re post:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3809823

Maybe if Carl goes to Miami, he'll want Herm and give us a 4th for him...:rolleyes:

ROFLROFLROFL

lol

the Miami Dolphins, Carl, Herm, Gunther, Paul Hackett... the stars are aligning...

I saw this on the ticker earlier. Parcells isn't leaving.

HUIZENGA SAYS TUNA IS STAYING
Posted by Mike Florio on January 4, 2009, 5:30 p.m. EST
Amid rampant speculation that, once Stephen Ross acquires controlling interest in the Miami Dolphins, V.P. of football operations Bill Parcells will exercise an option to receive the balance of his four-year contract and walk away with no strings attached, current owner Wayne Huizenga says that Parcells isn’t leaving.

“Bill’s going to stay,” Huizenga said, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. “He told me [Friday] he’s going to stay. He said he likes it here.”

With all due respect, what Parcells tells Huizenga is far less legally binding than the terms of his contract. At a bare minimum, Parcells will parlay the current situation into a better contract with Ross.

Otherwise, Parcells wouldn’t have leaked to ESPN’s Chris Mortensen last week the details of the Tuna’s “take the money and walk briskly” arrangement.

Meanwhile, a league source tells us that former Chiefs G.M. Carl Peterson attended Sunday’s playoff game, and that Peterson was “loving up to Ross” before the opening kickoff.

Earlier on Sunday, Adam Schefter of NFL Network reported that multiple league insiders are convinced that Peterson will join the Dolphins after Ross assumes control of the team.

And, if Peterson is going to be there, it really doesn’t make sense for Parcells to stick around.

Unless Peterson is going to be picking up the Tuna’s dry cleaning. Or giving Parcells lessons in how to spend 20 years with the same team and never go to the Super Bowl.

Some DCS wizardry from Finheaven:


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Well I'm sure there are positions open,such as concessions stands worker,or as one of those guys that hands out the cups of gatorade,or ball boy, or maybe a mascot, or maybe a new position like handing out snacks/gatorade to the cheerleaders.As long as it has nothing to do with player/coaching selection ,it wouldn't be too bad giving the poor guy a job.
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The most productive position Carl could be given with Miami, would be to have him dress up in the opposing teams mascot costume before the game, and sell tickets for charity which would allow each individual purchaser to beat him with a base ball bat.

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