I'm being considered a candidate for the Chiefs GM position
 

According to me.

What do you think?

to the ship!!!!!!!!!!!!













heh ... use what you learn :D

CP is weak today.....

Could'nt do any worse than the former.

I guarantee Chiefs fans this:

1. I am not Carl Peterson
2. I am not Herm Edwards
3. My decision to fire Herm Edwards will be based on the collection of bribes I receive from Chiefs fans. How much do you want it?
4. I WILL sign Hugh Douglas no matter what. He will not escape Kansas City under my watch.
5. I am not beyond calling myself a tough SOB negotiator, however

Link????



:D

Fail.

Print em' !!

:clap: Bring Jeff George in and get Whitlock on your side. :D

Will the Cheerleaders see a roster turnover/makeover

They will be replaced by me running around on the sideline getting the crowd riled up by performing hilarious antics. I'll be the most popular GM in the league, and we'll save tons of money by eliminating the ugly fat cheerleaders who don't do shit to get the crowd excited anyway.

Im gonna throw shoes at press conferences.

I'll pay you six figures to write nice articles about me on the internet instead of throw shoes.

So the KC Wolf should start packing his bags?

I think you are the hardest working individual that the Chiefs have ever employed and your ideas are innovative.

Clark has contracted me to be the one who notifies the coaching staff that they have been fired. He said he researched various posters on the Planet for weeks and had it down to me or Iowanian, but Iowanian's pathetic hard boiled egg problem, more specifically the fact that he was shitting his pants over a "I told you so" moment from BrideofIowanian made it go my way.

i hope clark interviews Leon Panetta

Hey I got a degree in Sports Managment and working on a marketing one. :)

What do Wolves have to do with "Chiefs"?

He's gone.

Sadly, I have no open positions for hire.

You're still in good luck though. There are numerous season ticket packages STILL on sale, and after my extremely reasonable 5-dollar price increase, a variety of affordable great seats can be yours for 8 Chiefs home games. Don't pass this up!

The Wolf Pack at old Municpal Stadium.

This is Arrowhead Stadium. He's gone.