Its gonna be a long one.
 

well I have the unhappy job of sitting with a patient. sitting here for 12 and 1/2 long hours, but lucky me I have the laptop, so when she goes to sleep you guys have the wonderful experience of having to put up with me ALL night.:D

Its gonna be a long one..... that's what she said.

LMAO I bet. Hey come to think of it I have a laptop, tv and phone and she just took a ativan, I don't have to work my ass of tonight, it may indeed be a great night.

Cool, I'm going to head over to your place to take a shower and make myself dinner.

I have been gone so much lately my food is probably spoiled, help yourself.;)

Are you a hospice or home care nurse?

Your soooo right, that me I love attentiono:-)

I work in a hospital, but some patients that may harm themselves needs sitters, we take turns and tonight is my night.

You want me to come over and give her a back scratch?

she is like 70 so I am sure she would appreciate it.LMAO

When you watch women, you get to wear a uniform and get paid. When I watch women, I have the police called on me. Does it really make that much difference that I'm outside in the bushes?

try putting on a uniform, and walk into a hospital, pick you out a woman and just go into her room and watch her, if anyone askes just say your sitting with her and you work on another floor, that they sent you.:thumb:

That's why you snap at me and tell me I want nothing but attention like it's a bad thing?

OK, we both love attention, we agree on something for a change.:thumb:

Woo hoo! Chick fight!

Or not.

Y'know, that's a good idea.

Except I don't like to be around sick people. Are there any patients in hospitals who aren't sick?

Only I don't love attention. I like conversation.

That can be a very hard job.

My Father was in the hospital a few months ago to have hip replacement surgery. He has Aluzhimers and I would sit with him during the day. Every five minutes he would try to pull out his IV. Then he would try to get out of bed. Then he would ask me where he was. Then he would ask me why he was in the hospital. Then he would repeat all of this over and over again. After about four hours of this I wanted to put a pillow over his head.

Oh jeez that means I have to stay off the planet tonight or get harassed!!

You could always pop in on the women's health care wing.

"I'll be your gynecologist today, Dr. Brewer is out, I'm Dr. Man; Rain Man."

Are there any in their 40s with a good rack, blonde hair and disease free :)

My mom always wanted me to be a doctor.

Yea there is a special part where they are just nuts.:D

that would be your best bet:p

Are you going to sexually harass me again? I have a good mind to come over there and rearrange your linen closet...

come on over it probably could use a good straightening up. While your at it clean out the guest bedroom close. Thanks..;)

I never said straighten it out. No if I did that you would be afraid very afraid...

About half of them.

:eek: I already am!!! You scare me Dave Lane. You are a bad man.;)

If you fid any, let me know too

LMAO

Damn you are good at BS

No truer words were ever spoken!

When I read the title I thought this was going to be another poop thread.

:D

DT

You ****.

Clayton don't you have some pole dancer to go visit?

:eek:WTF?!?! ROFL

I know.:D

get the hell off of any of my threads you good for nothing.

I think he likes you.

I think hes a moron, he hates me and I hate him and thats a given.

He's still cranky cuz' his dream marriage between the Rat and the Centaur went right down the shitter.

:D

:clap:LMAO

Actually I think he's turning into your stalker.

:hmmm:

Me thinks he might have a shrine to you in his bedroom. LMAO

Realize that when you talk to badgranny in Chiefs-specific language, she has no ****ing clue what you're talking about. She doesn't come around here for the Chiefs. I doubt she even watches them, or has been to a game in recent memory.

She comes here to be a giant attention whore, tell us about her job, and generally tries to pass herself off as a much younger, prettier woman, who isn't a dried-out old has-been. She flirts with a bunch of the reeruns on here, and they buy her reeruned act hooker, line and sinker.

OMG!!!! Thats a scary thought. :deevee:

thats what she said

YES!

shut the f**k up you moron, at least my room is not decorated in Star Wars bullshit, you need to ween yourself off your moms tit and become a man you life sucking bastard.

You have some nerve calling other planeteers reeruns when they all know you and how you are. I don't act like I am younger than I am, I have said several times I am 44 years old you freak.

You come on here and act like the fairy you are and then when you do finally talk to a woman in the chat you have the nerve to post it for everyone on here to see. Your pathetic, why don't you just go kill yourself and lessen this world of one pathetic loser with no job and still hanging on the skirt tail of his mommys apron.

badgirl who do you think the chiefs are gonna draft this year?

As opposed to a nerdy virgin who lives in his moms basement and comes here to act like a football knowledge god to get attention. And also tries to act like he has ANY knowledge of the other sex, beyond what he reads on his internet porn sites.

Good lord you two!ROFL

I sense kismet!

No one cares. You're about as relevant around here as she is.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Says the pot

I'm not a chiefs fan.

Did I miss anything?

then proceeds to wack off to. I guess in a way his mom is also paying for him to wack off since she is the one paying for his internet.

Nope

Yea claythan entering the thread, he sucks the life out of anything he comes in contact with.

who do you think whoever your favorite team is is going to draft in the first round?

ROFL good luck sending with that message! Many of us have been saying that for years! Although at his development rate one could equate this to him pulling on your pig tails for attention...and that is a small but positive step!

Badgranny doesn't care about the NFL draft.

Thanks! :thumb:

don't know, I like the titans, but I watched football more when I was with someone to watch it with, I only watched 2 or 3 games all season, since my boyfriend isn't into football I don't watch it much anymore, I have said on here I know how its played and like to watch it with other people, thats about it, I come on here to talk to people I have talked to for 4 years now. Most threads on here isn't about football anyway.

It just keeps coming back. I honestly thought when he got banned a few years back he would leave, stupid me. :rolleyes:

*slipping on raincoat*

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

whats that mean?

Phil Collins maybe?

what are you talking about?:huh:

Not to be contrary, but I think he's managed to bring some drama to the thread. You like that, don't you?

Quietly walking out of thread.

says the drama queen.

This is true, but it wouldn't so bad if every one of her threads wasn't total shit.

yet people like you still jump in the shit feet first don't you. don't like my threads don't bother reading much less posting in them.

this is a place to pass time, nothing more.

There are enough reeruns here that buy into your act and give you attention that it doesn't really matter. The best that upstanding Chiefsplanet citizens like Zach and I can do is try and reerun the flow of your ever-surging stupidity, so that people here might one day see the light and you'll stop coming around.

ROFLROFL You the one that has been banned and keep coming back. You consider yourself a upstanding citizen? this is a damn bulletin board on the internet you moron, its not your real life.

Girl I have seen you around the Planet, don't think we have ever crossed threads. That said this guy feeds on your negative reaction. You have a better chance at filling up the Grand Canyon with pennies than you do trying to reach this guy

She also feed off of his.

oh thank you dr. luv

yea your right, but I am gonna be super bored till 7am so I figure its something to do.;)

Feel the love.... LMAO