The Human Pez dispenser
 

Michael Johnson DE

I've seen worse

I don't know...Johnsons neck looks longer than his head.

Uses that snake move to get past offensive tackles.

he is so good he can literally juke out blockers with only his neck, nothing else.

Wow, even Merton Hanks is jealous.

http://x18.xanga.com/acab17e501c3132.../b22662236.jpg

The Padaung women are jealous.

http://www.hottnez.com/wp-content/up...62a68dfcd1.jpg

Harvey Williams is impressed.

Long-neck egret is jealous.

http://jrcompton.com/photos/The_Bird...g-neck-eeg.jpg

This guy is comfortable with his length:

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2145/longneckyb6.jpg

Long neck tortoise is too busy to care.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...gicollis02.jpg

Beware. A long neck can be a hindrance...

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzool...vs%20plane.jpg

That looks like the turtle has a snake neck and head!

Heh, yeah. Uber snake. He's mutated.

i love mutated looking animals, they are just weird and interesting to look at!!!

Tripel Karmeliet is too busy caressing my tongue.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/full_size/5368.jpg

Check this out buddy:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...69_468x329.jpg

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!! It looks cool :D but gross :eek: and disgusting and scary all at the same time. But I love it. :)

Wow. Didn't know he looked so wierd w/o the helmet. I live in GA so I've seen this guy play at GT in the flesh, man he is a ****ing beast! Why haven't I heard more about getting this guy to visit KC? He's fast, aggressive, and has a great vertical. I've seen him reject shit Hakeem Olajuwon style.

I want one of those as a pet. I would love to keep it on my shoulder. Take it to school with and have it sneak in the cafeteria during class to get me food. Not like I would ever do that. :bong: lol
and i would poke it to see what would happen :Poke:

That's illegal in most states.

I wouldn't really do that.