Mrs. Jeff Garcia
 

It's good to be an NFL QB. At least until the divorce.

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"I've had better"/Midnight_Vulture

Gotta love a long torso.

Thought he was gay?

That was wishful thinking on TO's part. There's a reason he cried over Romo and hated Jessica. NTTIAWWT :D

Absolutely. And the subtle hint of cameltoe.

Not only am I convinced that TO is bi polar. But I also think he has latent tendencies. I'm dead serious.

Yeah, she's a 10.

that's the very definition of a trophy wife...

I don't like fake...that's fake. Give me a girl who is 15 and real any day of the week.

I wouldn't want anything that good more than once.

Give me a solid 7 any day of the week...

A solid 7.5 that is 18 years old is currently my dream girl...in black framed glasses! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmawwwwwaaah

Carmella DeCeasare.....yum.

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15 is one thing, but 10?? That's just sick dude.

And that's the very definition of "sour grapes."

sour grapes 
–noun pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have: She said that she and her husband didn't want to join the club anyway, but it was clearly sour grapes.

DUDE DUDE DUDE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

everyone knows I'm OBSESSED with Lisa Loeb...

EVERYONE

That is my favorite song...ever. When that video first came out I was about 8 or 9 years old...my older sisters loved it...watching that video made me realize I wasn't gay.

Everytime I went out in Chicago when I was really drunk my girl friends from work would play that song on the jukebox because they knew I'd start singing it and for some reason that was funny to them.

I'm the Lisa Loeb guy...I watch her cooking show...I want to feel her deep inside of me.

She's 15. She's homeless. And she's mine!

Always thought she was hot.

A thread about Carmella DeCeasare with no Playboy nudes. Weak.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when dudes post softcore pictures of girls that have done dirtier work. Don't ****ing cock tease me when there's better shit out on the web!!!

LMAO

We have rules here, sir. And please remember your station when speaking to a senior member. (Sometimes aka old dick.) :doh!: But here you go: [NSFW!!!] http://www.playboy.com/commerce/land...ella-decesare/

BIIIIIIIIIIIG fan

One of my very first threads on this site was dedicated to that video...I just bumped it for you.

Hai.

dude I think black framed glasses make an average girl turn into a really hot girl.

I am obsessed with glasses. I don't know what it is. It's just like 15 year old girls...I CAN'T STOP THIS OBSESSION.

Statutory rape. You are a class act Hootie.

You'd like this girl I know. She's 18 but looks 15. I had to ask for her ID... :evil:

I saw less silicone at Home Depot this weekend.

ROFLROFLROFL

15 is the new 25.

[QUOTE=Mr. Flopnuts;5651524]She's 15. She's JAILBAIT, I'LL DO TIME/QUOTE]

FYP

She must dig watching two dudes.

The correct term is she digs money.

The Lisa Loeb effect.

Latest photo. Sad. Pierce Brosnan's wife offered some diet help.

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Oh....SERIOUS party foul.
If you google her (and I know you guys would love to double google her) she apparently takes off her clothes...a lot, a really lot.

Nice beard.

I would too with a body like that.

I question why google would be searching pics like that...

Well OK but ONLY if I gotta? :hump:


I guessing there is "NO BEARD" on that taco! :shrug: :hmmm: PBJ PBJ

Definitely some times in Garcia's life when being "sacked" is a very good thing.

Take all the shot you want at Garcia. He is a gamer....period!!

You could practice being a QB all day with that as your center

This is one of my all time favorite "barely safe for work" pics.

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I'm sure it takes tons of game for a FB player to land a jersey chaser.

She looks so much like Eva Longoria it's scary.

Gotta little bit of a moose knuckle there I see.

That's just nasty. She probably had a nice set of tits before Dr. Frankenboob went to work.

Only Donger would find something bad to say, I swear he's gay.

I kinda agree about the huge ta-ta's. She coulda gotten a bit of a bump, but didn't need to put 2 hot-air balloons on her chest.

That doesn't mean I wouldn't forget my name if I saw her in real life.

Her vast augmentation ruins her figure, IMO. I don't understand why some women who do augment their breasts go for the ones that are way out of proportion with the rest of their body.

They want big boobs?

I agree. Far better is this

NSFW!!!

http://www.break.com/pictures_nsfw/p...ack691639.html

I admit it, adding nipples to the picture does wonders.

I talking purely football skills. The picture of his chic pretty much speaks for itself. The man shows up to play on Sunday!!

Hootie and Claythan, ICarly is on Nickelodeon RIGHT NOW!!!!
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Ok, I'm going to hell, but that's pretty funny ROFL That girl is hot though, I had never even seen her before this thread. Hmm, she kind of looks like a young Sarah Palin.

That is more of a show... she has her boyfriends on the side and so does Jeffy.

Zoey 101 is on too. Lola is hot!
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I am also a big Lisa Loeb guy... :drool:

Hootie... here's a thread you can really get behind.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=134786

So, you think being a pedophile is funny?

Hysterical.

You know the movie First Wives Club? I am a member of the First Pedophiles Club. PROUD member.

I often pass out candy to first graders...get in early, once they hit junior high...boom!

So Hootie, you actually print threads out for your ex?

No? ROFL

Emily and my roommate and I all worked together...everytime I'd say something that had anything to do with current events, sports, etc...they'd make fun of me and say, "where'd you hear that, ChiefsPlanet?"...or every time I got online they'd ask me if my friends on ChiefsPlanet had anything to say...and my roommate mocks me all the time about my buddies on ChiefsPlanet.

All of my friends know I spend a ton of time on this site.

So you link her? You said you "showed her."

Do they know about the virgin of legend?

I said I would show her if people were really that concerned. My friends and I used to razz on her all the time...the thing is, after someone started posting my facebook shit and real name all over, it stopped being funny to me (and that's my fault). The cool thing is, I can't get in trouble or anything because every single part of that thread that I typed was true...I just rather not have my friends full names being thrown around this website because I know a lot of people who google their names (that Tynes chick) for one and I rather not have random people I hardly know from high school read this site and see that it was my fault they have mecca talking about how big their heads are.

As for Emily, the only reason she liked me was because of how off the wall I was and the stories we used to tell her about the nights we had in Vegas or stories from past people like the chocolate/vanilla one that was at her expense. If it came down to it and everyone started pressing me about showing poor Emily that thread, I'd have my roommate facebook her the link, but I'm trying not to come off as some psychotic ex that can't get over her (because I'm not).

Meh. She's no Salma Hayek.

Call me gay...I think big boobs are nice and all, but I'm taking fit girl, nice ass, and B cup any day. A LOT of people are obsessed with that Salma Hayek girl or whatever...I guess I just don't see it. Apparently I have weird taste.

She's really the type of chick who wouldn't care that her pussy stank?

I have dabbled in my fair share of vagina...some always has a scent to it, some does more often than not, some barely ever does, and some never does (or so I've learned)...out of all the times we messed around, it was never as bad as it was the other night...and I didn't even notice it until I was walking back to the bar (and then I started giggling because I already knew what was going to happen).

She would come out with my roommate and I, and we'd spend the entire time ripping on her (she used to carry a ridiculous yellow purse that we'd call her Johnny Appleseed bag)...calling her a hippie...making fun of her eating habits (we'd be at work and she'd put sour cream on everything)...etc. He'd make fun of her because he'd walk by my room and we'd be listening to 'Do You Sleep' by Lisa Loeb on full blast on repeat while we both passed out drunk and he'd have to come and turn it off...

Our whole relationship was built around us making fun of one another and everyone else we worked with/saw/anything...

So no, she'd read my account of the story, laugh, realize we were probably the worst couple ever, and then move on.

My friends now refer to her as the hippie...but I don't think they understand she was a FASHION DESIGN MAJOR...of course, that yellow purse was ridiculous, so...can't say I blame them. Of course every time my sister needled me for dating a hippie, I wanted to cry.

I guess that's where we differ. I find it to be a disgusting, heinous thing, and even joking about it is reprehensible. And I believe where there's smoke, there's often times a fire, or the potential for a fire. And I'd rather be safe than sorry, from a societal perspective, and find it's best to make the proper authorities aware of any potential danger.

Go ahead.

You need to calm the **** down. It's the internet, I'm a very sarcastic person...if I indeed was passing out candy to 1st grade girls and cleaning up at junior high schools, I wouldn't broadcast it to the world...

Do you think if I was TRULY that lucky I would do something that would ruin my good fortune?!

ROFL

Wait, it's not? I really thought it was.

I did.

And you need to realize that some things are neither funny nor appreciated. Do you seriously think that even dealing with something like pedophilia is a joking matter? If so, you really need help. You should probably need to spend some time with victims of it or people who have perpetrated such a malevolent crime to understand why it is not something to even joke about. And just because "it's the internet" doesn't make it any more acceptable. It actually makes it all the more dangerous to children, and it's a reason why law enforcement takes such suggestions and "jokes" so seriously.

Laugh it up dumbass. Now that you've been permanently tagged (and just to let you know, knowing people in the FBI, as well as programmers for the NSA, FBI and Homeland Security, you have now been tagged) as being a "potential", I'm sure the rest of your life will be a laugh riot. Too bad that in your mid-20's you still haven't learned to be anything other than a total immature dumbass.

Well...this thread is about to es-plode...

I wouldn't say she's a perfect 10. The fact that she married Garcia proves that her uncorrected vision is 20/200

meeeee too!

Carmella DeCesare