Just sent out over 50 graduation invites. Wow
 

It seems like just a little while ago that my daughter was born, now she graduates in 3 weeks.

Many of you have given me advice through the years and I feel she has grown up with the planet.

Just wanted to give a public shout out to my baby girl and for those of you who care, thanks for all the advice and for being a sounding board though out all the years.

I can't believe I have a HS graduate for a kid!!!


(and for those of you that don't care about family...don't read the post!) :p

too late, already read it.

I was wondering who that invitation was from.

It really isn't that difficult to graduate from HS.

Then why did it take me 12 years? Huh? Why???

Not difficult, If i can do it and missed half of the school days, then anyone can do it. Granted my senior year i had to work my ass off to graduate. Had to do night school 4 days a week for pretty much the whole year, but i did it.

Honestly, i was more proud of that then anything. I could have easily said **** it, but i actually applied myself in school for once. lol Another thing that is shocking is i actually read novels for book reports. I never ever did until my 12th year in HS. I had to do so many for extra credit. lol I was proud.

here is an actual prom night picture with her date...

Hooo boy, posting that pic was daring.

Hell, a lot of guys I knew practically slept through it

Oh..so she's after his egg roll, eh?

I was getting ready to type.. What ever you do, do not show these guys a picture of your kid.. You will regret it..

LMAO

That's some godawful wallpaper btw.

How much planning did it take to make the wallpaper match his tie? I must admit, I'm impressed.

She is taking some AP classes and is scheduled to do Basic this summer then school then training next summer.

She decided on the Reserves and is doing a split entry? not sure if that is the right term but that lets her do basic then go to school then next summer continue training.

I am happy with this and not as scared as I was when she first started talking about the military.


One change tho ... she has switched her area of interest again. Back to the medical field...I can live with that.

The math in the Engineering scared her

Who's good with photoshop?

Maybe he's after her mayonegg.

Good for her, and good for you surviving it. Next thing you know she will be bringing her grandkids to the nursing home to visit you.

El oh el.

Oh man... If I were he would have Tyler Thigpen's head by now

Nice cans.

oh god...not yet !!!

I no.

but wheres da nekkid pics?

amirite?

Wang Chung gets 2 c da goods, but not CP???wtf??

Bwaha

Wang Chung saw no goods...he is just a really good friend

50 seems like alot. Is that for the actual graduation, or the party?

I sent a bunch of graduation invites last week but they were just "gift-vites", to my family members.

that is for the actual graduation, but we know a lot won't be able to make it as graduation is on a Wed evening.

I graduated with 325 people. We had a limit on the number of ceremony attendees we could have.

Do any of them know that you're not actually graduating anything?

No, I didn't bother inviting them.

her graduating class is over 700 they are graduating at an arena

The more I think about this, the more I like it. Nobody in my family knows what I'm doing, so they shouldn't be surprised if I sent out graduation announcements.

It would have to be in something they would never need, though, so no law school or medical school. How about maybe a Ph.D. in medieval art history?

And do you think they'd still send money if the graduate is in his 40s? I'm not in this for congratulation cards.

Have you considered faking an illness? You could get a sandwich tray delivered to your spouse or something like that. The only other thing that comes to my mind is faking a "major award" from an award-granting institution, that may or may not exist.

or you could romance your wife and have a renewal ceremony

I guarantee he gave her his soy sauce.

wouldn't bet the farm on it!!!

No doubt.

Dude was obviously face first in some poon-tang chow mein.

They probably post the Nobel prize winners somewhere on the Internet, don't they?

haha

you boys think of nothing else do ya...

hehe

but put up some money...I would gladly take it ;)

the boy is a real gentle man

chin, meet wontons

More like crab rangoon.

Wait just a minute. You may be on to something here. We're closing in on our 20-year anniversary.

And now that you mention it, we eloped, so we didn't get any gifts the first time around other than our parents. Maybe it's time to fill in that gift gap.

Tell them you're the new poet laureate and then direct them to your entries on poetry.com.

They're sure to be impressed.

Perhaps...but not the Noble Prize Winners of Eastern Colorado.

Oh, so he's a gay then.

That's all you had to say. If I had a daughter I'd want her to go to prom with a Perez Hilton type myself.

Well there ya go and your wife would LOVE it!!!

might cost you a new set of rings...but would be WORTH it

then take a cruise for a honeymoon


By the way, we celebrate our 20 this november...congrats

we remember being a 16 year old boy... no matter how good the act for her mom is o:-)

Guarantee ya Wang Chung was blaring this song in his IROC on his way to pick up the corsage before heading over to your place, noswad.

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putting on an act for mom is not the issue...


Dad is one big sumbitch hehe

That's what they want you to think. Too bad he was giving her some yellow fever.

Come on baby..feel the typhoon.

GET SOME OF THIS RICE MILK!!!

So Rain Man when is the big 20?

really think about it you would be the BIG romantic...

There has been no dad big enough in this world to make a teenage boy even give a second thought about getting a piece of pussy.

this

it's good to let them think that scares you though...

Congrats again, Pam. Boy they grow-up fast. Enjoy the time you have left....:thumb:

Too fast!!

thank you .

I know at graduation I will be a bawling mess hehe

This.

Most kids know that their GF's dad can't legally do shit to them anyhow, so it's not like the "Your dad will kick my ass" angle holds any real weight when it comes to getting some suck n ****.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2BZwwgKF2s

sorry, Dawson. :(

You feeling old yet Pam? :D

That's a little dramatic. I recently attended my daughter's graduation and it never occurred to me to cry.

Rascal Scooter Driving Schools have graduation ceremonies?

Have to agree here....Mind graduates in two weeks.:p

Nothing quite like cream of sumyunguy.

Now that's wasssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaabi.