RAIN, RAIN, GO THE HELL AWAY!!!!
 

Damn it, I have been off for 5 days and planned on mowing my yard, which is in terrible shape, but it has rained every day I have been off and now I have to go back in tomorrow night!!! My grass is gonna be waist high before I get a chance to mow, I think I may as well buy a goat.:mad:

i saw this porno b4

What does porn have to do with grass mowing?

I like the rain. It keeps the kids off my lawn.

sorry, just the way my brain works sometimes. You said you need to mow your lawn or it will be waist high. I'm a dirty perv.:D

do you got a mower that bags the grass clippings? those are handy.

Pay a neighbor kid $20.

No, just a plain ole push mower. By the time I'm off work again and get to mow I will need one of those tractor things.

Its still to wet right now and I am still to broke, I just bought a new living room suite.

Your boyfriend won't stop by and do it for free?

I love the rain if everything is done, I have those fuzzy things in my yard all over the place, I have those cut off logs going beside my driveway and I can't even see them anymore.:deevee:

i've mowed twice already. It's a once a week thing this time of year with all the rain. It can suck getting back into the groove again.

He done his yardwork over the weekend and I don't ask him to do anything for me, if he doesn't offer I don't ask, that would be nice though.:(

What the heck did I do? I'm just minding my own business over here.

What? I didn't say anything to you.:)

This seems like a good place for me to whine. I've walked one day in over a week. I went to lunch today, and it was perfect walking weather. I was looking forward to a four mile power walk. By the time I got off of work, it was raining AGAIN.

Okay. I'm done.

This post is obviously the first step in some sort of Badgirl & DaFace co-conspiracy. DaFace wants to ascend the corporate ladder through your removal and Badgirl is obviously weary of your clever quips over shadowing hers.

God's speed to you Rain Man.

Well maybe you can make up for it tomorrow, hopefully it won't rain.

You're not the witch from the Wizard of Oz are you? I pictured her much older by now.

Huh???

Come on up here to the great white north, and you can play with my snow blower tomorrow morning if the forcast hold true :(

We haven't been getting much here, I just mowed my lawn for the first time on Sunday. I didn't even use my tractor thing.

Did you call a doctor yet?

when it breaks do you take it to the tractor place?

No not yet.:(

what's wrong?

ok maybe its called a tractor mower, or something like that, but its like a tractor with a big lawn mower blade under it.

pains in my stomach and vomiting, its been going on since December.

I'll definately pass.

if it's ulcers that isn't something to let go and put off. Even if not it is probably best to get it checked out to be on the safe side.

yea I plan on it.

I think it's the epizudic. Sure sounds like it.

Did you ever get that Autopsy lined up to see whats wrong ?

you have until the end of teh week or i stop sending you dirty pictures ok?

Oh yeah, I'll mow your grass for sex ?

brb have to google that first.

And if you vomit during sex , I'll understand.

hell no, the tractor guy is a crook.

Sex in the grass? OK;)

Unacceptable. It's been what? Two weeks? Three?

badgirl, call tomorrow morning. If you do - postitive rep. If you don't - you don't even want to know.

I think I can handle NOT vomiting during sex.;)

good thing omaha has more than 1 tractor place and 1 tractor guy

Do I have to mow first ?

Ok I will call tomorrow I promise and let you know what happens, I mean for your rep who would pass it up. Seriously I will call. I been so damn worried about my lawn and pissed over that, I just didn't think. When days go by with no problems I don't think about it, but then it hits me and I get concerned. I will call the Doc in the morning.

lets not, then the neighbors can't see us.:eek:

Well take it to a lawn mower person.

I don't believe you.

And what if I'm too tired to mow afterward ?

OK, good

golden showers bring may flowers

I'll give you a rub down to get you refreshed.;)

havn't you seen the movie the lawn mower man?

I don't do the golden shower thing.:eek:

no

ROFLi didn't really think so, i just never had the chance to type that before.

That will probably just get me aroused again. Your lawn may never get mowed . I'll just give the neighbor boy 20 bucks.

Deal ?

Well I am glad you finally had the opportunity.;)

i have not either. I just wondered if he kills people with his lawnmower or not. Otherwise what do they call it that for?

Deal.

maybe he just does a really good job at mowing lawns, like edward sissorhands.

Speaking of vomiting during sex, anyone got the balls to go watch this video?

First, a disclaimer:

WARNING! THIS VIDEO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK. OR HOME. OR ANYWHERE.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU DO NOT WATCH IT UNLESS YOU ARE A SICK ****.

http://www.2girls1finger.com/

I'm on my way.

And I'm not bringing my lawnmower.

I will not even look at it ,I am afraid to, with a warning like that.

it's so easy it's just like going to the doctor when a person has problems with their belly

My sliders will be open. Just come on in...;)

no wander he is mad and kills people then. each time he tries to whack off he cuts his pecker. I would be mad too.

I'm going to go. Soon.

Man, I didn't even think of that. His girlfriends probably doesn't enjoy foreplay either.

never heard em called sliders. let me write this down.........

You, Hog Farmer, and her boyfriend. Hope you're prepared to take turns.

poor guy needs some special mittens or something

excuse me, we're having fun here, its not like they live down the road, why are you such a kill joy?

If you don't like to flirt, good for you, but I do, its innocent flirting and having fun. Damn ..

Hey, The smell of boar semen is like an aphrodisiac. Should I bring some ?

Because we're just having fun?

it's just pretend.

she doesn't know how to get to iowa. i don't know how to get to kentucky.

You got some just laying around? Well bring it then!!!

Its Tennessee, I hate KY:)

yea Luv, fun, you know joking around.

No, I'm clueless. What's that?

Wow! This is gonna be fun. you're gonna get drenched!

i hate ky too. just spit on it!!