Does your poop float or sink?
 

Does your poop float or sink?
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sinks. Allthough it could float. Hard to explain really. After dropping a log all the water in the bowl is gone. The turd just engulfs it all.

Does your poop float or sink?
 

Absolutely!

well this thread is going to be interesting

Sinks almost all the time. STINKS 100% of the time
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I think it depends on what ya eat.

If you eat a lot of fattening foods it is more likely to float.

Mine sink like a rock. Then clog up the toilet. For some reason regular home toilets cannot take my shit. It will overflow everytime. I've grown fond of shitting in public. Gotta love industrial toilets. I actually have a long plastic knives in my bathroom so I can cut up my shit so it goes down. Honest to god. Nothing else I can do

lately it's come out and just made toilet chili, if you really want to know.....

Sinks every time... I'd worry if it floated

between the size of the turds (length and girth) and the wrest of the time seems to be the ones where you never seem like your done wiping............I think someone should invent an in line garbage disposal contraption type divice except for the toilet and not the sink. shred that shat right up/down.

the type where it explodes when it hits the back of the toilet wall? I hate that. I want to reach for the shower head and just power wash my ass it goes every which way. OMFG there is shit everywhere.

Speaking of which, Im gonna go drop a Hillman.

sometimes when i know i got a nice solid log i put a paper towel down first. the drop that sucker down and it neatly wraps itself like a subway sandwich. In fact subway sandwhich napkins work well too. then i scream #2 your orders ready and flush while pretending that on the other end of the sewer pipes some doooosh is there to eat my poop sandwhich. I know its not true butt it makes pooping more fun.

I know this is bad, but my step-dad told me this weekend he had to rush home to shit out a large Obama doll. It cracked me up.

i don't get why sometimes they come out like rabbit turds being shot out of a paint ball gun. Like some dung beetles broke into my intestines and rolled them all into a shit ton of poop balls.

sinks

From what I've read, a mixture of both is good.

does yours sink half way down then float and stay there? That's pretty cool if true.

I feel like this is a topic booger is very passionate about!!

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Mine float so high my ceiling is covered in it.

You had to ask this today. I'm still shitting from the Pesto I had at Noodles and Co. Today.
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Mmmm. Noodles

They've been coming out in the consistancy of peanut butter mixed with crap.
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it's the simple things that make me smile:)

clear up by the golden sparkles? talk about dropping a floater.

I swear to god, when I was in Jamaica my shit looked like dreadlock clippings floating in the toilet. It was like some rastafarian stood over the toilet and clipped his shit.

you supposed to smoke it not eat it

It's called a macerator, and they're pretty common in marine heads. They also make some home models.

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Better late than never....don't forget to wipe your Trey.

Don't pinch too early.

cool. Now all i need to find is a way to get some use out of all the dog shite. Like a chipper shredder you stuff the tree branches in and wood chips come out to use as mulch or whatever. I need to find a machine like that i can throw in the dog poo and it makes it into fertilizer I can point the machine at and shoot it all around the garden and flower bed.

Yes.

know what i focking hate? When you get one that goes straight down the hole before you can look at it. You stand up and all you see is the tail and you don't know if you beat your record or not. That is so disappointing.

they need a button on the toilet to cover the hole for case's like that. then you push the button again and it goes back to normal.

The auto flushers at work have a hair trigger. You barely twitch your ass and it heaves it down, its like a race to get up in time and look back. You have to do it all in one motion if you want to admire anything or take your shoe off and hold it in front of the sensor while you get to your feet mission impossible style.

sometimes technology messes things up like that. they need to have cameras and a flat screen on the back of the stall door. Dookie cam as it leaves your ass. Now that would impress me.

Well, there ya go!

Nah man, if it fit down the hole, you KNOW it didn't break the record. I can remember the day after a big party where I crapped 3 full times and it WASN't diarrehea. Man, that was satisfying.

yes those sure take your breath away

You people suck. No mention of a Champion yet?

still trying to figure out how to measure

Chevy, you ignorant, maladjusted freak. First off, your question is crass, vulgar and inappropriate on a Chiefs message board - even the general one. Second of all, you are a reerun. A bowel movement floating or sinking has no relevance on an individual, but rather, the amount of trapped gas/air pockets/cavities within the individual feces themselves. Damn you are dumb.

Next time you have a question like this, go here and not the Chiefs board:

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

party pooper

Yeah, I feel bad. I kinda threw this thread right in the crapper.

I just got a digital camera. I'll take pics of my next effort and post them in this thread. You can then judge for yourself. I'll try to do it around dinnertime.

My record is 6 Courics.

Pretty obvious NSFW with pron links and pics of Poo

don't click this is gross shit

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

Why did I read this thread past the 8th post?

Yeah, it seems like he's been waiting a while for this topic to crop up on CP. Just let it all out dude.;)

From now on I'm going call the the kind that just sit there all clogged up at the hole a "Guillen"

"Are you ok in there?"

"Uuuuuuuhhhhhh. Yeah. I just got a Guillen."
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Well, knowing that my poop sinks in a hurry, it just reminds me of Damon Huard curling in a fetus position and sinking well before he's getting shitfaced by a blitzing linebacker.

So, I call my poops, Damon Turd.

I had to laugh at the thought of you cutting up your logs before you flush.