Caption this pic: Stan van Gundy
 

BUT I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A PORN STAR

*Seeing Kobe Bryant wide open at the corner as the ball is being passed to him*

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

WE ARE ORLANDO!!!!!

Does this bib make me look fat?

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NSFW (language)

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I hate having HEMORRHOIDS!!!

If this is what it's gonna take Shaq, get over here.

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It's hard to describe, but its much like a shoreline fog horn, calling in the distance to a ship that can't hear it....except it's whining and bitching because it's a whiny bitch.

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Is THIS wide enough Kobe?"

NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!!

Kahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!

'The PHAAAAAAANTOM of the Opera is there, inside your mind."

Ahhhhhhh---yyyyyooooooooo----kittt!!!!!

(streetfighter)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BABY YOUR GOIN TO DIEEE

YEAH! YEAH! GO! GO! NO! NO!

WTF!!! Carl Peterson is my my boss now?

Give Me That FISSSSSHHHHHH!

I WILL BURY YOU!!!

Ron Jeremy is my brother!!

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"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!" "

"THIS IS THE STAPLES CENTER!!!!"

Doctor: Pull down your pants and say AHHH.

Van Gundy: Ahhh...OOOWWWW!!!!

Good luck! You look more like a homeless extra on the set, than a porn star....

He looks like Ron Jeremy.

Is my hero. Short little fat white guy with a 'stache has gained the respect of the masses. Guy has got to have some charisma and drive to be taken seriously.

Ron Jeremy showed me how to properly show my "O Face"