know how i know the world is gettin smaller?
 

Ive been going to the same fishing hole for almost 20 years. Its a nice hole of water, big bass,big crawdads and clean. Its hinda off the beaten path and if you arent a river rat chances are youd never find it.
So the kids,woman and i skin out early sat. get down to the river not a soul to be seen.
It was great till about 1pm then people started to show up, fat hippies,long hairs, wiggers, an epic conflagration of inhumanity poured in.
A one armed woman even.
Now i havent told more than 5 people where this place is since i found it....hope they dont know about the better hole on down...FTW.

Did ya catch anything?

sometimes it seems like every lake in North America is being fished dry. Its harder and harder to catch a large mouth these days..

was she paddling her canoe in circles?
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Just a sun burn and a buzz.

NOpe. but i wondered how she tied her shirt up with one hand. The worst part was the fat hippies(chicks) had a ****in dog that barked the whole time. But on the upside one of them fell down a river shoal and rolled acouple times.

What did the wigger do?

I hear ya, man.

I went to the Jack's Fork on Saturday, and there was a group of about 10 Asian kids who had empty canoes, big smiles, and no clue.

I cant even catch anything on these charter boats i keep paying for.

Used to be nice years back. but it's nothing but throngs of college students pitching beer cans and cigarette butts in the river. there's another one down there that's better but i can't remember the name and am not in the area anymore so haven't been in years.

Miss virginia- new port richey. its about 50 for a day. Ive always caught plenty of fish.

http://missvirginiadeepseafishing.com/

Eleven Point

ran around with another wigger. they were with the one armed girl and her friend. Her friend took it upon herself to tell us her life story. how her family were drunks blah blah blah.

Sounds like he fished some poor woman's arm out of the muck.

I never understood why people do that. As if anyone gives a shit.

At least there were no skeezers.

Humans are breeding worse than cockroaches given life expectancy. It's not them, it's us.

Not behind my house in TN. Still plenty of ol large mouth, and crappie, and blue gill, and cat. Leaving on weds. to go home for the 4th. Looking forward to pulling some in.

If there's anything I hate worse than a midget, it's a one-armed fat lady.

FAX

Or try this, I did and caught the virtually the same lake trout that guy is holding great battle!

http://northofsixty.com

I used to go to Jack's fork and the Current every summer when I was a kid. Loved it other than the snakes.



My brothers and I had a fishing hole we called "the secret pond". Its a very small, clear pond full of sunfish and 6lb bass. It was almost a guarantee to pull out at least 1 over 5lbs in a trip. This pond was at least a half mile from any road and took a little stunt driving to get to, in the middle of a field, hidden by trees. We always did catch and release...

My brother took a friend once, who took 1 hippy, who brough hippys and ruined it in less than 1 summer. I'd like to put their mullet scalps on the lodge pole.

Hold my beer and WATCH THIS?

Bascially. You need a truck you didn't mind getting scratched and had to cross an goat path through a ravine that was "just" wide enough......and pretty spooky if it was wet/muddy.

Hmmmm... me and a friend went and kayaked on the Jack's from Alley Springs to Two Rivers this past Saturday.

We did start out surrounded by the obligatory beer-toting college kids, but after we blasted past them (and helped two of them with thier tipped water-and-river rock filled canoe--first time I've ever seen that much rock in a canoe, btw), it wasn't anywhere near as busy as we thought it would be. Aside from the campgrounds around Eminence that is. It was a really nice float.

Of course, part of that might also be that we were on the river at 8:30 am... :)

(And for the record: even with the increase of idiots on the Current and Jack's Fork, I'll still take them over that abomination of a canoe trip called the Niangua any day.)

Those stunt driving hippies are the worst.

Imagine how your head would explode if you ever came across a fat, one armed, female midget there Mr. Fax.

At first, I thought you meant some chick with a glock.

Na, evidently she had already been dis-armed.

I've floated the Current and Jacks Fork plenty of times; and yes, I am one of those idiots that get shit-faced and struggle to get my canoe to shore when we inevitably flip it.

But, has anyone here floated the Meramec or something more North?

I'm in St. Joe and we used to go to a little hell-hole of ass-backwardness called Eminence, MO every year, but I'm tired of driving almost 6 hours through the Ozarks. Suggestions appreciated.

Just floated the Meramac a few weeks ago. I liked it. Camp sites were nice and gave you plenty of room. The river was nice and wide. Challenging in a few places. Several different runs to do. Everything from 5 mi. to 15 mi. It wasn't busy at all either. A lot less boats. I'd recommend it.

You're doing it wrong.


Stuntaz smack is a sharp sword that must only be used in the most critical and perfectly timed postings.

It only takes one person to load up the site to a gps website..

That's exactly why I live where I do. You can still get away and not see another person for a week if you choose to.

THIS :D