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Mmm...what was that number again? What could it possibly be?.... WHO could it possibly be?

Oh yes:

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Oh DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHEY!

Got Traveling Papers?

:fire:

Uh, maybe you missed the part about Rex Ryan knowing how to "manage QBs to put them in a chance to succeed." Go ahead and see Flacco's stats from last year, to see how Ryan manages them.

When was Rex Ryan a QB Coach or offense coordinator? When has he ever managed a QB?

The Jets would be smart to sit Sanchez the first 5 games or so. At Texas to start followed by New England and the Titans. That's a tough start to a career.

Uh, maybe you missed the part where Cassel went to Kansas City and will be playing behind a team with one legitimate receiver?

:shrug:

In other news, dirty sanchez seen walking on water. Turns out he was in a shallow wading pool. DCS/toolbag heard sobbing at the scene. More on this story later, after the group circle jerk.

Go beat off your tranny girlfriend mother****er.

No, I didn't miss that, but then again you don't see me starting ****ing reeruned threads trying to prove some kind of point when there isn't one.

You'll have your point soon enough dick bag.

Sanchez will not succeed in NY

I think it's hilarious how you spent a whole day and dozens of posts bragging about putting me on ignore, but you have responded to EVERY one of my posts since then. You are clown shoes.

You will never be loved.

Maybe I feel like yanking your chain today, Douchey3.

Or maybe you're just the biggest ****tard in the history of the interwebs. :shrug:

Jeez, you havent killed yourself yet?

Dance for me, Douchey3! DANCE!

You're much too violent; I think you need a nice, warm, fuzzy, kitten to cuddle up with.

Trannys are better, according to you. Make up your mind.

You can have both, Hymen. Just don't stick the cat up your ass "gerbil-style", or you'll end up like that other Lawrence dickbag who gets off on ****ing dogs.

Your voice of experience is disturbing. But then again, it is you.

Maybe I'm a little out of the loop on the status of New York's receiving corps after Laveranues Coles left cor Cincy, but as it stands now, Mark Sanchez's receivers are:

Cotcherey (4th rounder): 71 catches for 858 yards
Clowney (5th rounder): 1 catch for 26 yards
Smith (4th rounder): 12 catches for 64 yards
Stuckey (7th rounder): 32 catches for 359 yards

and a bunch of other guys with little to no NFL stats of note. Sounds like a big step up from our wideouts in terms of actual production...

Actually it does when you take Gonzo out of the equation. You could call Cotcherey 08 Bowe, and the rest you can divide amongst the other "world-shakers".

:shrug:

Well, you are a worthless Beaker so I figured it would be best to paint a vivid, "color by numbers" example for your stupid Kansas ass.

:shrug:

Both QB's are essentially right now in a position where they need their receivers to step up.

The real edge New York has right now is a better OL...

Don't I know it! :thumb:

Let's hope for Cassel's sake that they've been riding his ass hard about getting rid of the ball in a timely, decisive manner because Sanchez wipes the floor with him in that particular aspect of the game and position.

The Chiefs are better at left tackle and right guard, and are arguably better at left guard. The biggest edge for the Jets is at center, and that's an enormous advantage for the Jets, but that NY offensive line gets overrated by a lot of people.

I think their defense is going to surprise some people this year. The reports I'm getting from New York paint a much different picture than what they had last year.

I don't agree with Raised on Riots about Sanchez but he's correct about Lawrence douchebags. That town is filled with douchebags

Oh, you should try being in Lawrence when Nebraska football fans come through; the Combined Douchebaggery is literally 9.0 on the Richter Douche-Scale.

The local Fire Chief actually sends out fire crews to power spray Mass. Street with vinegar and water, so strong is the douchiness.

lol I'm a husker fan hopefully going to the game this year when Nebraska beats them.... again.

ROFL:LOL:

What your not one of those people who thinks KU is actually good cuz they played a cupcake schedule?

**** no! I was laughing because I didn't know you were a Husker fan.

THIS is what I think of KU:

1) The Proper Mascot:

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2) Basketball:

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3) And last but not least; where Barbecue goes to Auschwitz:

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Comic gold

:D

1. It's kind of funny that you actually searched for a picture of a dildo...or did you already have that saved from when you won that on ebay for you and your "partner"?.
2. You've aquired the target congrats, you just can't win there. misery has won what, 3 games at the Fieldhouse since 1990?
3. We have a nice 30 minute drive for some Jack Stack so it's all good on the BBQ front, I really haven't tried Lawrence BBQ.....how's the BBQ there in Arizona?

Your weak smack and plentiful butt-hurt pleases me.

slap fight :eek:

None at all, I just think it's amusing you picked basketball to go with. The series record there is pretty lopsided, and well we dominate at the Fieldhouse. Thats not even mentioning the Championship we just won last year and the preseason #1 we will likely have next year. I'm not going to say championship for next year because anything can happen in the tourney, but we will be one of the favorites.....will MU?

What does that have to do with blowing up your field-house?

Records come and go, C-4 is forever. :LOL:

Hey now, don't taunt my favorite chew-toy. :fire:

lol the people from that shitty institution can only mention there basketball. They never talk about there crumbling infrastructre and there 1960 Rosa park buses. That town is a dump filled with douchebags

UP THE IRON MATE!!!

I wonder why Bruce never sings 6 6 6-he always sings the first 6-maybe he is spooked by it??

Maiden sounds even better now Gers is in the band-never better!!

well we like our football team too but you can only show off the orange bowl trophy so many times...

lol KU 1 Orange Bowl trophy Nebraska 5 rings. Which is better? I know we're on a Chiefs fan board so half will probably say the 1 orange bowl.

well considering Nebraska hasn't done squat in anything since Eric Crouch was still around lol... I would probably take the more recent Orange Bowl Trophy.... we can make up the difference with our 5 rings for BBall

They won 9 games and a bowl game. Not to mention they beat KU. Also they've went to the Big 12 title game a few years ago. I'd say thats more then KU has done.

He's probably getting superstitious in his old age.

Actually records are pretty lasting.....167-94.

Plus then we'd just have to beat you all anywhere else like a playground so the misery kids can feel at home and have a little extra comfort.

Oh yeah, way to choose an explosive that is ignited by a detonator and wouldn't need to have a lock on a target making your picture pretty much....well dumb.

I actually have respect for Nebraska, they've at least been great and have the rings in a sport that means something.....misery, not so much.

actually besides the original recording-I don't think he has sung it a handful of times. I have been to many IM concerts and he NEVER has sung it.

It IS the number of the Beast afterall-lol

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The pre-planted C-4 guarantees that the job is done thoroughly. The RPG is just for shits and giggles.

ADDENDUM:

The RPG is also necessary should "ManZilla" show up for a basketball game. High-powered ordnance is required to fell the beast, but aiming can be a tricky proposition due to the massive vibrations that his Uber-Waddle produces.

Yeah, at least your shitty institution did well with the academics for you.