World’s strongest vagina breaks own record lifting 14 kilos
 

http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/07/07/strongvagina/

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina, she proudly told Life.ru.

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls,” she said. “I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

The embarrassing first experience did not scare Tatiana off. She developed quite a taste for vagina fitness, and now she has her exercising balls custom-made.

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The Russian recommends vaginal exercises to all women who want to improve their sex life.

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she says.

You need to call this broad up.

Would be quite the contrast from your last (first) conquest.

Get on it boys. This may be the only set of balls your wives will allow near their vaginas.

In Soviet Russia, vagina ****s YOU!

LMAO

Worthless w/o pics. I think.

:shake:

Odds probably aren't too good there....

I bet you could beat her.

Oh wait...I thought this was about vagina odor....

ROFL

http://images.jambase.com/fans/Shenny/YakovSmirnoff.jpg

That's my kind of woman!

She's gotta be juicing

I can't top this.

Vaginal muscles? Exercise balls? Unforgettable pleasure in bed?

Am I the only one who sees a ready made infomercial here?

The Vaginacizer!

You Can Even Do It While Watching TV!!!!

HAHAH... my grandpa emailed this to me. Awesome.

Russian Woman...there's a shocker.

If you don't please her while going down on her. She can wrap her legs around your head. Dislocate your tongue or suck an eye out of it's socket.

The ultimate Snapper Pussy!

I take it she didn't compete in the clean and jerk ... ?

... but won the snatch competition?

FAX

Talk about your sticky situations...
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Apparently you could have. But YOU didn't.

Very well played, Mr. FAX.

And here I thought Clayton was the worlds stongest pussy?

Thanks, but I prefer the skin ON my penis, not dangling off the end like a wet sock.

Something new for my bucket list.

Mine's been dislocated.

Slam that thing against the wall and pop it back in

If I were her husband, I don't think I would want to piss her off. It sounds like she could snatch off his junk faster than a grizzy bear eats a grape.

"Oh Borris, you come lay on me."

Borris: Awwwwwwww!

Tatiata: You anger Tatiata with look at other woman. We now call now stubby.

Seriously. Manufacture the vaginal barbell, put together a Vagercize DVD and have Vince (Shamwow, Slapchop) put together a 60 second commercial for late night TV.

MILLIONAIRE!!

Sounds like she's in danger of developing carpal tunnel syndrome....

this thread's for pussies.
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That vagina video in the guess her muff thread is just ****ing disgusting.




Sorry this made me think of that.

Snap, Crackle and POP!

That's all very impressive but how strong is her sphincter?

:eek::eek:

Sounds like giving that woman an orgasm during penetration might cause a man a compound fracture...



I'm not afraid of her though, my womb broom has been strengthened by a 1500PSI grip for about 20 years.

That's actually pretty hilarious...and true...I'm a big pussy.

I was thinking a new sitcom, staring Patricia Heaton.....

from: http://newsbizarre.com/2009/07/tatia...s-russian.html


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I think you're on to something. :thumb:

Your demeanor tells us that you are somewhat a pacifist. With the ritual you have now with going to the gym tells this tale.

:thumb:

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "baller".

hmmm, I think I'd hit it...