That was odd
 

I choked and coughed so hard that my left nut kind of buzzed

that is all

you've never had to turn your head and cough?

When I enlisted... it didnt buzz then, it did just now.

Why?

Am I going to die? :eek:

You're a very lucky man, Mr. pr_capone. Many are the souls who have succumbed to a testicough.

FAX

I knew a guy that sneezed so hard his right ball burst right through the skin!

Next time, make sure you release when you cough. It's safe to resume when you finish.

Did you have any electrical devices attached to the testicle in question at the time?

I would trust advice from deeznutz on the matter

were you at the gym lifting weights when this happened?

I have no expertise with DozeNutz. Not related.

Were you taking a leak near an electric fence at the time is your "nut buzz?"

That's nothing, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. I knew a guy who farted so hard that both his balls burst through his skin and his penis tied itself in a knot and his pubic hair turned gray and his liver exploded.

FAX

That's what I would call a bad day Mr. FAX.

Yeah ... it was.

FAX

I did not

I had just finished mowing my back yard and had been sitting in front of my computer for about 10 minutes when the buzz occurred.

I was not... had been sitting for a bit but no where near exposed electricity.

Had you been rubbing your balls vigorously on a shag carpet?

Before anyone says it, this thread is not useless without pics.

That's a valid question.

Thirty years ago, carpet wasn't static treated. Rubbing one's balls on a 70's shag could certainly result in static build up.

Combine that with a sneeze, perhaps somewhere near a light switch, and fireworks are sure to ensue.

Goodness Gracious!
Great Balls of Fire!

No electricity was involved in this buzz... static or otherwise.

Electricity is all around you.

Do you live near power lines?

Ever hear a faint humming in your head?

doesn't everyone?

I suppose I would if the voices ever shut the hell up.

I hate those pricks. All three of them.

This belongs in the random thought thread, people.

There's no need for a thread about your nuts buzzing.

Christ.

So you're only a numb nut, then.

Best thing I have seen on CP all day long.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9230/gcbs.jpg

You and Phil are SO proud of that.

High fivin' each other!

I've got it!! I should have thought of it before.

Cosmic rays. That's the only logical answer. Mr. pr_capone's ball has been struck by cosmic rays. Probably gamma. Congratulations, Mr. pr_capone. Your ball now possesses super powers.

FAX

pr's wife isn't going to appreciate this post later tonight.

Hrm...

Super Sperm you say?

Hell, I may get on top of my wife tonight
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You'll need to take it slow and easy, Mr. pr_capone. You're not used to your super powers yet.

To begin, you should probably try flying. But don't endanger yourself. Just stand on a chair, concentrate on your ballsack, and declare in a firm voice, "Nut Away!" Or try your invisibility power. Take off your clothes, again concentrate on your scrotum, and say, "Nut No See!!" Please report back.

FAX

Great. And then his nut will rip off and fly away and he'll bleed out. :shake:

Is that how you got your name??

Maybe it knows the answer.

GDI Fax

I got to enjoy the facilities of the Sedgwick County Jail for the past 18 hours thanks to you.

Like I told you in the other thread, I had managed to make my pinky toe disappear. I kept at it though most of the night and soon enough I managed to make the rest of me disappear as well.

Well... as any good invisible person would do, I shed my clothing and went out for a walk. Turns out that my invisibility powers make me invisible to myself but others can see me just fine.

I managed not to make any new "friends" while I was in holding but I can assure you that I will not be making myself invisible again any time in the near future. By the way, I forged your name on the forms they had me fill out to get bail.

Check to see if you inadvertently (yeah, right...) got your ball stuck in your bong. That could explain why it has a buzz.

You know ... this really hasn't been my night.

You try and help out a friend with a brand new, cosmic-rayed, super-powered nut and this is the thanks you get. Sometimes it just isn't worth it.

FAX

I might suggest next time that maybe it's not your true power? You might have super strength. So next time you visit there, try picking a fight with the biggest guy there, you'll command instant respect.

Big events in the lives of little people?

What did you say?

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/4...tcherknife.jpg

:spock:
ROFL