I almost met ''The Legendary Dane McCloud'' last year
 

At the Jets/Chiefs game. he was in the VIP area though :(

Hey d2112 how are ya. What you think of rex ryan. Also sanchez as starting qb.
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I have one of his official, autographed condoms.

FAX

Plus you got facebook or twitter.
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Hey simply red
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:Scanlon:

I met him one time in the restroom at the Willshire Grand Hotel in LA. He's one helluva a tipper.

:D

Thats not a happy story. Are you Redmond?

I lost my virginity to him in '97

And by 'autographed' you of course mean load laden.

:clap:ROFL very good, misses, very good.

Was GoChiefs involved in this threesome?

I think that goes for all of us.

Good to see you are still alive. I was worried there for a bit.

Dane once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

I guess I'm not legendary enough to get my own thread.

Dane let me do diane lane.
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'95 for me.

He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran McCloud!

If Mcdumbfuck get's one, I don't see why you can't have one.

No shit?! I met him. I'm 6'5 and his cock is taller than me. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess.

It was Dane of course.

Dane once had an awkward moment...just to see what it was like.

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ROFL I just keep thinking of the Bill Brasky from the SNL skits.

ROFL

Dane smoked dope,took a trip on LSD, and burned his draft card on main street in muskogee oklahoma usa.

A great story! Another great story is the time he impregnated that woman in Mumbai. FROM MUSKOGEE OKLAHOMA USA!!!

Dane once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just "The Islands".

I don't know anything about Dane, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that D2112 is the biggest Jets Fan I've ever seen. Theres no denying its true. You meet him at a Jets game and you'll find out why.

ROFL:clap:

You, too?

Thanks for lying to me, Dane, you SOB.

He is eerily similar to the most interesting man in the world.

Dane doesn't take virginity all the time, but when he does, he prefers Deeznuts.

LMAO

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Dane ended the conflict in Darfur with an elementary Jedi mind trick. He was asleep at the time.

My user name on the planet was John Holmes.......until I met Dane.

I hear when he fathers a daughter, her and the next six generations of daughters are born without hymens.

LMAO 7 shades of awesome.

They paid him to take it.

Hey Nut! what it be brother? I am officially a pessimist this year. I'll believe it when I see it. ;) I'm still numb over the monumental collapse last year..lol
LOL! Real life has been occupying a lot of my time lately. in a good way ;) thanks!
I met you! hahaha! Jet fans throw the finest tailgates, right? :evil:

I still beat off to the Joe Satriani Sues Coldplay for Plagiarism thread.

Dane M. > http://i31.tinypic.com/b63pft.jpg

So does Dane. But when he does it, he doesn't kill the one thing that exceeds his existence.

My username shrivels whenever Dane appears in the thread.

Dane McCloud will make your brown eye blue if you guys keep picking on him. this is only from what I've heard of course.

And again in '82

Few know of this, but as a reward for their performance in the running of the bulls, the Pamplona herd is shortly thereafter spirited away to a secret city where they are treated to an exhilarating round of running with the Dane.

Who?

On average, how many survive?

I can only dare to dream that one day i will get to meet the legendary Mr. Dane McCloud.

Let's put it this way...now you know where hamburger comes from.

Yes, as a matter of fact that is a Dane McLoud bobblehead in the rear window of my car.

Dane makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.

dane doesn't have to give a name when making a rez at dorsia

LMAO

When Dane goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money

It was McCloud who took out his own rib to create woman, because he was really, really, horny.

ROFL

You should try and keep things realistic, the dissapointments won't be so hard to handle.

I was going to meet Dane last year during a trip to SoCal, but I forgot to call him.

Rumor has it that due to your political views. Dane had planned to make your brown eye blue. had such a meeting occurred of course.

Another Jedi Mind trick accomplished while Dane was sleeping.

Its rumored that Kirstie Alley swallowed Dane's load after a Cheers reunion party. We all know how that worked out for her.

It's growing inside of her and won't let her go?

AND YOU'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAAAAAAME!!!

Did you guys know Dane lives in L.A.? I think I heard him say it once.

I'm starting to get the impression that you people are being dishonest with regard to your "not meeting" Dane stories.

Did you know Dane McCloud is the godfather of my son? He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Dane pushes the priest aside and says, 'I'll baptize that piece of calamari!' Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, 'There! You're baptized!' The boy is blind to this day.