Drinking Beer and Smoking Ribs...
 

I'm in my backyard on a beautiful day, drinking beer and smoking a few racks of ribs. I think I have just about perfected this art. I use a good dry rub that has ground cayanne, sea salt, minced dry garlic, red pepper and a little onion salt. My baste has some Johnny Red, olive oil, cajun seasoning, balsanic vinagar and fresh garlic. My beer has alcohol, hopps and has been kissed by angels.
My boy is hanging out with me. He turns 1 on Tuesday. My wife is mowing the yard in some skin tight jeans.
Life is good today, that is all.
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Oh ya... One more thing.


HIGH LIFE!
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Let the guessing begin ... I'm assuming it's a microbew ... probably an IPA of some sort ...

That sounds great...........unless she's fat.

sounds like you have a good afternoon going.

i took the bike out for a ride, then came back and washed it down. mrs sec and the daughter are heading in to town to steal the grandkids and bring them back out. i'm starting a fire for a wienie roast.

beautiful day out here. enjoy.
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Miller High Life hardly has hops.

5'4 and 110 lbs Mr. Skip.
(she's a hottie too)
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He posted that as I was typing my post. Kissed by angels? Wow.

I'm not drinking the High Life...

I am living it today though.

:)
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Oh. Good.

What are you drinking?

No citric acid in your rub? You're missing out.

God I wish I could do that today. It's over 100 fracking degrees here again (and I'm not sitting in front of a grill all day).

Mine was 5'4. 105. So yours is just my size.

I'm glad to hear that too.

Great Pilsner Taste.
Triple Hops Brewed.
Start guessing.
I started out with Stella though.
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Smoking WEED smokin WEED drinking beers beers beers...

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Miller Lite claims to be triple hops brewed.

Can't believe no one posted it...

This thread is worthless without pics :D

Miller Lite. A beer that claims to both be a pilsner and be hoppy and is, in truth, neither of those things.

Considering your taste in beer, your ribs probably suck as well.

Yeah, I love it though.
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Beer snob huh? That's cool, (to each his own). You can take your boulevard, I prefer a lighter beer that doesn't taste like I'm drinking a bottle of moldy bread.
And no...My ribs are the shit.
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I'm not really a beer snob. People with compromised palates such as yourself might think that I am, but I'm not. If I were a snob, I would be touting something more exclusive than Boulevard, which is a very accessible craft brewery. Truthfully, I don't have an issue with anyone drinking Miller Lite or something similar. (I say compromised palate because there is no Boulevard product that contains a "moldy bread" flavor profile. You are straight incorrect about that.)

You might want to try Boulevard Pilsner. It is similar to a Miller, except has a true hop character and uses 100% malted barely. Miller Lite is an adjunct lager; it uses rice as an adjunct grain to its barely. That rice is what makes it an inferior product in my eyes.

And you say your not a beer snob. ROFL
That's cool, I'm a scotch snob. Which is why I only use bargain barrel scotch to cook with.
Listen, talk shit on my beer of choice, talk shit on my wife but never, never talk shit on another man's ribs. Them's fightin words.
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I like good beer. That doesn't make me a snob. And I only doubt your own opinion on how your ribs taste because your palate is not working with respect to your beer. I mean, kissed by angels? Please.

How long has this been around? I haven't heard of it.

About a month or so. Its only available in the greater KC area so far. Its really solid, easy drinking and refreshing. The label is the same colors and font of the old Muehlebach Pilsner (from KC brewery Muehlebach) and its being sold on shelves near Bud, Miller, Coors, etc. Boulevard may have a hit on their hands once they start shipping it all over.

anxiously awaiting this. They just recently started getting the Smokestack series here in Texas. I've been drinking the shit out of the doublewide IPA.

One of these days I'm going to find you.

That sounds good. I'm in Wichita so I know it will be here eventually.

Oh, it has been. I mean it's like at 34 degrees and it is cool and refreshing. I was being overly descriptive I suppose. There's nothing wrong with my pallate sir. I have cooked meals with the game I've shot that would make Jesus consider coverting to Islam.
And yes, I was aware that Miller brews with rice, which is why I get no hangover after copius amounts of intake from said beer, (which is the point). I've drank the types of beer in which you speak of. I've seen little homo's put orange slices and limes in it as well. Give me a miller lite and a ****ing cheeseburger, (or ribs in this case) and I'm a happy man.
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ROFL Damn straight! Sounds like a great day my friend; enjoy it mightily.

There could easily be a Chiefs Planet Beer Forum ... seriously ... I'd probably post there as much as the lounge.

I've drank something like Boulevard Pale Ale all day long and never gotten a hangover from it. So I don't understand that argument.

I have to take issue with your phrasing in the latter part of your post. "The types of beer in which I speak of" is not very descriptive. The only beers that I've mentioned specifically before this post have been Miller Lite and Boulevard Pilsner. If by "the types..." you mean craft beer in general, then the phrase is even more undescriptive. Beer is an incredibly varied form of beverage, with more separate and distinct types than there are distinct types of wine.

As for the fruit, well, some styles lend themselves to that sort of thing. I've never seen a lime slice put into anything, but lemon and orange can be put into a pale wheat beer, a hefewiezen or a witbeir to accentuate the citrus flavors.

Also, lovely use of "homo" as a pejorative. I'm sure the child in your avatar is going to be real proud of ol' pops.

Awesome. Have a great afternoon.

Wait. Women can mow lawns? WTF wasn't I informed of this?

Feel free to talk crap about my parenting skills, you opinion matters not, and I used the word homo for it's comical value, not to be degrading. So if you suck dick, I apologize.(nttawwt) Tell you what, we'll agree to disagree. The whole point of this thread was not to get into an ardious (sp?) debate over my beer of choice, but to strike up a conversation concerning my day of awesomness. Thank you for your attempt at pissing on it, it will be all for not however.
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****ing right!
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All for naught, you mean. Also, since you asked, its arduous. Are you using Internet Explorer for some unGodly reason? Because Firefox has automatic spellchecker.

And no, this thread is now about how much you have been wrong in this thread.

Wow. You're kind of a prick.

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If someone said that Herm was a good coach grace by angelic presence, then this board would be all over that person. Gonzo's opinion regarding Miller Lite is equally poor.

Which isn't to say that I am not a prick.

Sorry, but you're being a snob when you say things like this:

Alright, you got me there.

I think that the word "snob" is a crutch that rubes use.

That's your opinion. It is not fact.

Do you require some sort of validation sir? Ok then, quote me on this...

REAPER 16 HAS BETTER TASTE IN BEER THAN I DO!

Go ahead and put that in your sig if you like.
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Its my opinion that he has a poor opinion? Yes. Yes it is. I don't think that I said anything to the contrary, but its good to see a sentence of yours that doesn't end in a question mark.

I won't put it in my sig. Now that you, of all people, have said that I have to question whether or not the claim is true.

snob <script>play_w2("S0512300")</script> (snhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/obreve.gifb)n.

1. One who tends to patronize, rebuff, or ignore people regarded as social inferiors and imitate, admire, or seek association with people regarded as social superiors.
2. One who affects an offensive air of self-satisfied superiority in matters of taste or intellect.

... snob is such a shitty word with stigma ... go to beeradvocate.com and you'll see what a beer snob is.

That definition sounds like it was written by a jealous rube.

Well, thank you for sharing your opinion with us. I know that I feel better knowing what you think about beer and how well-developed your palate is.

I am a proud member of beeradvocate.com. The vast majority of uses there are not stuck-up at all.

I love you like a brother. P.M. me and come eat some ****ing ribs.
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You are most certainly welcome.

You wouldn't happen to be 25 years old or younger, would you?

Jesus man...
Calm the hell down. Go drink one of your jizz flavored microbrews and try again.
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Life is good, but some days are gooder than others.

I think that a quick click on my username to take you to my profile would confirm that I am.

This is obvious bait, but I'm interested to see if you are going to go anywhere fresh with this line of attack, so to speak.

Jizz-flavored. Accurate.

Sure, I could have done that. But since you've been so loquacious on this thread, I thought I'd engage you with a direct question.

Thank you for your answer.

I go there often to get "reviews" and it's a great source of info. However on their homepage when they say there is a difference between being a beer snob, a phrase they proclaim with a negative tone, and a beer geek ... I can't tell the difference. The reviews read like wine reviews.

It's ok to be a beer snob. Most of us are snobs about something. Snobbery is not for the stuck-up only.

Oh. You think that an admission of my age says something on its face regarding this thread beyond simply telling how old that I am. Cute.

Mmmmm. Yummy.

Is that a question or a statement?

Well, wine is an incredibly complex beverage. Beer is, too. You'd think that my reviews are totally snobby, too, I suspect.

A statement. I don't see that exchange involving my age as working in any different way.

I agree with this if it's someone who appreciates good beer. But like all things, opinions are subjective. Just like movie critics ... opinions vary.

Heh, that's tempting but I'll be firing up my grill shortly, it's steak and shrimp night here. And I'll be enjoying a few Busch heavies with it.

There's no reason to get all riled up. I was 99% sure that you were, anyway. I was just asking for confirmation.

Oh, I agree totally, just don't say you're not a snob when you are one.

I'll highly recommend that you do NOT visit GoChiefs' "Designer Vaginaa" thread and look at the pictures linked in post #13.

Busch Heavy? You beer snob. I don't think my inferior pallate could handle such a beer.
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I always hated that term. (I don't hate that you enjoy Busch, btw) A lot of people will avoid, say, stouts because of the perceived "heaviness." But a Guiness is, for all intents and purposes, as light as a Budweiser... which is to say that it isn't "heavy" at all.

Sorry, just nitpicking a large, regional trend.

Aren't you supposed to be mowing the lawn?

I respect a man who will admit to indulging a couple of heavy bushes.

What's to say that I'm riled up? I'm cool as a cucumber in this thread.

Fine, I will admit to being a snob under the definition that you provided. I just don't like the negative implications that the word has... its part of a long, long history of anti-intellectualism in this country.

You sir, are a gentleman. I appreciate your tact and candor.
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