Gimme some love...
 

I hope this message finds everyone in good spirits.

Well, I left my wife today. It was a long time coming. We both have been extremely unhappy for years. I just had to take the chance and moved in with my buddy.

I don't usually consider myself an attention whore.. but today it seems like it may make me feel better.

Post something funny!

Thanks,

Have another beer on me.

for better or worse!

Best of luck bud!! I hope things work out good for you!!

The Denver Offseason

(hey you said post something funny!)

Best wishes on the new future.

My marriage was like farves retirement.. fake as shit.

Thanks, thats the craziest shit tho... like..uh, what do I do now?

Well hope it's not like farve then. Back from the dead....3X(and counting)

Good luck man. Any kids involved?

Jeez. I need to name this place "Separation Planet" it seems. Been a lot of these lately.

Anyway, good luck dude. Hope things work out for the best.

Haha now she is gonna have to give blowjobs again! That is great.

Got any vids/pics of your wife naked you'd like to release?

I think the term isn't what but who! :D

Yeah..but the only thing that makes it a tiny bit easier is that they are step kids.

keep an eye on youporn.com!

That makes a world of difference.

In November '10 I will be tearing up the KC scene! You all better snatch up your chicks ASAP:evil:

I dont know if this is the reason for the op's separation but women crave financial stability. Even if you're not great looking or got a small pecker chicks will overlook those type of things if shes got a nice house and doesn't have to work. In this economy divorce lawyers are the ones comin up.

Crazy stuff man. I never knew that you guys were having problems. Do you still live out of the country?

Good luck my friend.
Hope everything works out.

You must be happier now...cheer up ..life isn't worth it..

enjoy

Dinner Is Served...
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Hit up craigslist.

Yeah, we've had problems for a good while. Right now we are living in Italy, so it makes it tough to be completely away. And I shoulda never checked facebook...she made some dumbass comment that I would have rather not have seen...

If I needed a used coffee maker I could hit up a pawn shop....

That's why you gotta date the rich ones, bro.

If thats her bouncing in your avatar throw our her number :)

DON'T listen to GoChiefs.

Hope it works out for you, brotha man.

I'm fresh outa funny, but I still get a chuckle out of the Donko offseason.
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"It's over. SO ready for a big one!"

Yo yeah, well in my case my wife works while i dont do shit. but im good looking and have a big wang so

Does she have enough money to get back to the US or is she Italian?

Does ex-wifey need to be exposed to the CP sleuths in a throwdown deathmatch?

It's been awhile since we've had one of those.
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thanks... regardless... I'm still gonna be Dr. Mikemaslowski, who needs a woman. *for a good while anyway....

The donks offseason is like a Dane Cook performance, sad, unfunny and bronco fans are reeruns...just like cooks fans...

sorry if anyone likes that homo

The Army gives her a free ride back...

Is she hot?

Maybe too soon... but fug it.. yes. On the outside... inside... she's shit.

man those are always fun...

Some women do, yes. But not ALL women. I work my ass off! :thumb:

Hang in there Mike!

Have you been talking to my wife!!!

Ang

How long have you been married?

Ask your mom if there's anyone at work she thinks you might like.

All the best in your new found freedom. Now, where are the pics?

I was wondering the same thing.

COME ON MIKEMASLOWSKI, DO IT!

Congrats dude. How old are you by the way?

Its a weight lifted off your shoulders if anything cause like you said, you two have been unhappy for years.

QFT

Sack up Airborne, look on the bright side, Jody calls aint about you anymore.

There is no pussy in KC. If you can pull it off drive to Lawrence and hit on college girls.

A lot of people don't have the stones to walk away from a situation that is not healthy for anyone involved. It's an incredibly difficult thing to do. Kudos to you for improving your life. It's not funny, but hopefully it's somewhat encouraging.

Well, when one door closes, another opens. At least that's what they say. Whoever the hell 'they' are.

I've posted pics of her before... im sure the crack detective CP sleuths could find them... I just bought a new pc... and am staying at my buddies,, so unfortunately no pics.

5 years

25..

il keep my feet and knees together.....

This forum seems horrible for marriages, if I ever get married I'm not going to post again.

Comes to a point where you're just sick of being treated like shit...

From your posts i think you will be posting for a long, long time....:D

You know the old saying "no matter how good looking they are some where some guy is sick and tired of their shit" Good luck!

no shit... she's so fine that i think i might just find me an ugly chick.

Is this your wife?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=190

naw, that was my little asian sex kitten when we were split up... good effort tho..

LOL, what in the world are you talking about? Lawrence is definitely easier, but there's plenty of poon in KC too.

Of course there is always a good looking girl here and there. But make no mistake KC is in and is part of the great American Pussy Desert. Haven't you traveled or are you just ugly so you don't notice?

It's been 5 days and she hasn't bothered to call... Guess that makes it easier? I wish the season would start already.

I guess that means its okay to post pics of her now.

Like I said... pics are on her pc. I posted pics before and the CP crack search crew hasn't found them. And you are kinda borderline being an asshat. Suppose I'll let it go.

Good day sir.

Sorry man. I guess I was just trying to be funny to cheer you up. I won't bug you anymore for pics.

Sounds like you're having regrets.

It's alright, after I posted I went and washed the sand out of my vagina. You're cool with me.

It really just cements the fact that she doesn't give a shit. When you break it off with someone I guess there is an underlying hope that they miss you. Even a little.

Well... I just got the call. She asked me to return HER camera, that I bought. Hmmm, oh well.

Sorry dude. She sounds cold-hearted. Good luck.

return HER camera with a picture of HER toothbrush up YOUR ass.

Too bad she loves giving rim jobs... damn.:banghead:

SCREW that. It's your camera.

I bought it around the time of her birthday...so she's laid claim to it. Possesions aren't that big of a deal to me. It just surprised me that a camera was the topic of the call.

Well, Im sorry but I don't really have any humor to offer at this time.

Sorry to hear about this. I hope things will get better for you in the future.

God Bless

Thanks man, on to bigger and better things. Moving to KC will make me happy for at least a few months out of the year!

Get your ass back here in time for the Bash,you'll feel better.

Good luck dude.

There is a curse to this place.
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Until the next morning! Then you will feel like ASS, that's the vibe Im getting from the bash thread. sounds awesome