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Hammock Parties 08-29-2009 08:00 PM

Bernard Pollard Haters Unite
 
If you're as tired of his shit as I am, let everyone know.

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JuicesFlowing 08-29-2009 08:03 PM

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MGRS13 08-29-2009 08:07 PM

What r we gonna do? start Morgon or Brown? They both make Pollard look good. Stop bitching like pollard is the only player we need to replace. Christ he sucks and yet hes 5 times the player your boyfriend darling is.

Hammock Parties 08-29-2009 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGRS13 (Post 6013777)
What r we gonna do? start Morgon or Brown? They both make Pollard look good. Stop bitching like pollard is the only player we need to replace. Christ he sucks and yet hes 5 times the player your boyfriend darling is.

Brown doesn't miss tackles.

UsualSuspects 08-29-2009 08:10 PM

Yeah, lets have LJ as a starter along with DVD.

You are really this stupid?


After research, history proves you are. My bad.

MGRS13 08-29-2009 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013794)
Brown doesn't miss tackles.

He cant catch any one to make a tackle. Do you really even watch the games? Hes ****ing awful. I can't even see how he will make the team.

Hammock Parties 08-29-2009 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGRS13 (Post 6013807)
He cant catch any one to make a tackle. Do you really even watch the games? Hes ****ing awful. I can't even see how he will make the team.

I don't care about what Mike Brown does in preseason. He's a proven defender who's only problem has been staying healthy.

When he's on the field he's a superior player. No question.

UsualSuspects 08-29-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013816)
I don't care about what Mike Brown does in preseason. He's a proven defender who's only problem has been staying healthy.

When he's on the field he's a superior player. No question.

Wow jinx another player cause U would not know football, if it gave itself up.

You never played I bet.

MGRS13 08-29-2009 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013816)
I don't care about what Mike Brown does in preseason. He's a proven defender who's only problem has been staying healthy.

When he's on the field he's a superior player. No question.

You should watch him now instead of videos of him 4 years ago because I'm watching him in preseason and he can't play any more. God you just prove to be more and more of an idiot every year.

rambleonthruthefog 08-29-2009 08:15 PM

i'm in. can i get whiff whiff!!

Hammock Parties 08-29-2009 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGRS13 (Post 6013841)
You should watch him now instead of videos of him 4 years ago because I'm watching him in preseason and he can't play any more. God you just prove to be more and more of an idiot every year.

Again - preseason is meaningless for accomplished veterans like Mike Brown.

Bernard Pollard can't hold Mike Brown's jock.

MGRS13 08-29-2009 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013859)
Again - preseason is meaningless for accomplished veterans like Mike Brown.

Bernard Pollard can't hold Mike Brown's jock.

Jesus you are stupid football is football. He can't beat Pollard out of a job because he can't play any more no matter how much you want to sleep with him. I see you have no real arguments other then "he can't hold his jock" because you don't even know what you are talking about.

Hammock Parties 08-29-2009 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGRS13 (Post 6013882)
Jesus you are stupid football is football.

It's not, actually. A lot of veterans dog it during preseason. It's documented fact.

Bugeater 08-29-2009 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsualSuspects (Post 6013836)
Wow jinx another player cause U would not know football, if it gave itself up.

You never played I bet.

That's a very Smed-like post. Are you related?

BucEyedPea 08-29-2009 08:19 PM

Yes, I hate him too.

UsualSuspects 08-29-2009 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013886)
It's not, actually. A lot of veterans dog it during preseason. It's documented fact.

So football is football.

Oh you had a point?

wild1 08-29-2009 08:23 PM

I am certain that Chiefs Head Coach Mike Shanahan will figure something out.

luv 08-29-2009 08:24 PM

It might help if he learned how to tackle.

Hammock Parties 08-29-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 6013915)
It might help if he learned how to tackle.

A girl has it figured out.

Come on.

MGRS13 08-29-2009 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013886)
It's not, actually. A lot of veterans dog it during preseason. It's documented fact.

He's in danger of NOT making the team. You really think he's just dogging it. Christ you are stupid.

58kcfan89 08-29-2009 09:01 PM

Eh, he sucks, but he's probably the best we have. As far as Mike Brown goes, the preseason matters to veterans when they're battling for a starting spot...

Here's hoping we can grab Eric Berry from Tennessee in next year's draft.

TEX 08-29-2009 09:08 PM

Pollard BLOWS. Too slow and can't tackle for shit. Takes bad angles as well which makes him seem slower. He's been that way since day 1. :shake:

Hammock Parties 08-29-2009 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGRS13 (Post 6014151)
He's in danger of NOT making the team. You really think he's just dogging it. Christ you are stupid.

There is no way Mike Brown doesn't make this football team.

MGRS13 08-29-2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6014176)
There is no way Mike Brown doesn't make this football team.

Yes there is a way and he seems to be doing it very well.

LaChapelle 08-29-2009 09:18 PM

Who's your momma's bitch? Pollard

UsualSuspects 08-29-2009 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGRS13 (Post 6014188)
Yes there is a way and he seems to be doing it very well.

LOL

SenselessChiefsFan 08-29-2009 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013859)
Again - preseason is meaningless for accomplished veterans like Mike Brown.

Bernard Pollard can't hold Mike Brown's jock.

Dummmy...... Thigpen and Pollard are dogging it.

You are foolish to think that Mike Brown is dogging it. He is a long shot to make the team at this point.

Hammock Parties 08-29-2009 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SensibleChiefsfan (Post 6014248)

You are foolish to think that Mike Brown is dogging it. He is a long shot to make the team at this point.

Please. He's a lock.

Easy 6 08-29-2009 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGRS13 (Post 6013841)
You should watch him now instead of videos of him 4 years ago because I'm watching him in preseason and he can't play any more. God you just prove to be more and more of an idiot every year.

As straightforward as Haley seems to be, it doesnt make a lick of sense for him to be praising Brown like he has.

Mike Brown seems to be a Roaf-esque gamble, twice the talent of the nearest competitor...but with a risk, if he can stay healthy he's our best safety in many, many moons.

Pollard?...i've hit him hard recently, yet i think he can still be a good role player, but lets please put the hype in a none too early grave.

Role Player.

tonyetony 08-30-2009 12:03 AM

Pollard can be an asset if played on running downs and special teams. Let him crowd the line or give him gap coverage on 1st downs then get him the hell out of there on passing situations.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2009 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tonyetony (Post 6014703)
Pollard can be an asset if played on running downs

You mean when has to tackle a running back?

Direckshun 08-30-2009 12:20 AM

I'm just getting pissed off with all these soft zones.

It simply DOES NOT play to Pollard's strengths.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2009 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 6014734)
I'm just getting pissed off with all these soft zones.

It simply DOES NOT play to Pollard's strengths.

Yeah, being on an NFL football field is not something he's cut out for.

Direckshun 08-30-2009 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6014744)
Yeah, being on an NFL football field is not something he's cut out for.

I think he's got a shot, but in a soft zone with zero pass rush, you're going to need excellent decision-making skills and insane speed.

Pollard has fair decision-making and mediocre speed.

To say nothing of his ability to make something happen when he does meet the ballcarrier.

Tiger's Fan 08-30-2009 12:32 AM

Pollard belongs on the edge rushing punters, and as a 2nd string safety.

While Brown isn't lighting it up, he is a lock to make the roster, with the likes of trash like Morgan around.

Direckshun 08-30-2009 12:34 AM

Let's just face it, Pioli has to completely build this franchise from the ground up.

Games like today tell us what we already know: we need to completely invent a passrush, beef up our WR corps, need a NT, at least one new starting safety, revamp our OL, touch up our backfield and gain depth across the board at every position but QB.

Pioli's up to the task, but it's not going to be a Vermeil-like three year project.

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-30-2009 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MGRS13 (Post 6013841)
You should watch him now instead of videos of him 4 years ago because I'm watching him in preseason and he can't play any more. God you just prove to be more and more of an idiot every year.

LMAO

Pollard's on thin ice right now. It's obvious he can't groove without his buddies Page and Johnson out there, but really what choice do we have at this point?

He's not getting cut or replaced. Sorry GoChiefs.

Chiefshrink 08-30-2009 12:36 AM

But at least he can dance!!

Titty Meat 08-30-2009 01:06 AM

lol @ Pollard is better then Brown.

Sweet Daddy Hate 08-30-2009 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 6014823)
lol @ Pollard is better then Brown.

http://www.tricaremedical.com/images...al_release.jpg

Time catches us all, Billay.

UsualSuspects 08-30-2009 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 6014823)
lol @ Pollard is better then Brown.

LOL U KNOW FOOTBALL.

Titty Meat 08-30-2009 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UsualSuspects (Post 6014836)
LOL U KNOW FOOTBALL.

I know as much about football as you do sucking cawk.

GoHuge 08-30-2009 01:37 AM

GoChiefs goes from Bernard Pollard "Bonecrusher" avatar and strokefest to his biggest hater. At least he can't be pigeon holed. Dude is all over the place.

crazycoffey 08-30-2009 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013816)
I don't care about what Mike Brown does in preseason. He's a proven defender who's only problem has been staying healthy.

When he's on the field he's a superior player. No question.

same was said about Sammy Knight.....
sammy knight = mike brown.

LaChapelle 08-30-2009 06:23 AM

This constant mother****ing player blowing is getting mother****ing old.
**** Pollard, **** LJ, **** Thigpen, **** Darling, **** Brown, **** Sanchez, **** the Broncos and **** Favre.

booger 08-30-2009 06:27 AM

Page gets it and has looked better at run support and tackling. Maybe Pollard needs benched and try and block some punts like he did his first 2 years and pollish his tackling on kick and punt coverage. Bench him a few games and he gets another shot once Brown gets hurt.

On a side note, Morgan didn't do anything special but he looked half ass like he knew what he was doing and actually gave a shit out there last night. Sad it takes having his roster spot on the line.

booger 08-30-2009 06:48 AM

I'd almost be tempted to move Donald Washington to FS bump page down to SS.

ChiefGator 08-30-2009 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 6014839)
I know as much about football as you do sucking cawk.

I'm still waiting for the Usual Suspects to give us insight into how much he knows about "sucking cawk", so I can accurately gauge billay's football acumen.

Usual Suspects... how woul you rate you cawk suckage knowledge:

1) No knowledge
2) Second-hand knowledge
3) Mediocre first-hand knowledge
4) Very adept

donkhater 08-30-2009 07:12 AM

Pollard is just a Roy Williams-type safety that happens to play special teams pretty well.

booger 08-30-2009 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkhater (Post 6014985)
Pollard is just a Roy Williams-type safety that happens to play special teams pretty well.

good analogy

beach tribe 08-30-2009 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 6014823)
lol @ Pollard is better then Brown.

LOL

Brown is done.

Baby Lee 08-30-2009 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefGator (Post 6014977)
I'm still waiting for the Usual Suspects to give us insight into how much he knows about "sucking cawk", so I can accurately gauge billay's football acumen.

Usual Suspects... how woul you rate you cawk suckage knowledge:

1) No knowledge
2) Second-hand knowledge
3) Mediocre first-hand knowledge
4) Very adept

Psst, if you do it with your hand, it's not a Beej.

Hammock Parties 08-30-2009 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donkhater (Post 6014985)
Pollard is just a Roy Williams-type safety that happens to play special teams pretty well.

Someone seriously just compared Pollard to PRO BOWL safety Roy Williams?

I'm gonna puke.

MGRS13 08-30-2009 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6015261)
Someone seriously just compared Pollard to PRO BOWL safety Roy Williams?

I'm gonna puke.

What makes me wanna puke is your love affair with below average bums like Darling and Brown. You know their are good football players in the league you can extend your man crush to.(of course none of them play for KC right now.)

GoHuge 08-30-2009 01:50 PM

GoChiefs is in full blown bromance with every new stud in KC that the Chiefs sign. Talent be damned......."I like that guy right now not because he's assignment sound, or plays within the system, or helps the team rather than his own personal highlight films, but because he's got a bad ass nickname: BONECRUSHER......Arrgghh!!!" AKA Roy Williams 2.0. Both are extreme risks in coverage and just do what they feel like doing when they feel like doing it. They do look good in Under Armour tights though!! "We must protect this house!!!!

Hammock Parties 09-01-2009 07:54 PM

The gifs don't lie. I said I would gif Pollard up, and now his day of reckoning has arrived.

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Easy 6 09-01-2009 08:00 PM

LMAO, i love the 'lookout its Bonecrusher' stuff, but seriously, all of those whiffs in ONE game?!

Here we see in action all of the usual complaints...bad angles, going for the nuke & whiffing etc, etc.

No way this guy should be starting. No. Way.

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-01-2009 08:09 PM

LMAO Jesus Christ...

Did I mention I like Mays?PBJ


Okay; you win, I lose. NO question.

CoMoChief 09-01-2009 08:09 PM

Wow he is ****ing terrible at tackling.

GoChiefs is right.......gifs don't lie.

I was out of town fishing at the time and the motel didn't carry the game so I didn't get to see it.

But that is honestly some of the WORST tackling I have ever seen. Not even kidding. I about threw up.

Tiger's Fan 09-01-2009 08:11 PM

It's shit like that that keeps guys like McGraw on this team.

nstygma 09-01-2009 08:15 PM

He also allowed a TD in that game because of terrible coverage.
I was sitting behind the end zone, and watched as the guy broke and caught a TD right in front of him. he's super slow to react. its not like he wasn't looking at the same thing i was looking at. i knew what was going to happen before it did, i could see the QB's eyes watching and the open space right by Pollard
edit: its this gif
http://i32.tinypic.com/34gt0sm.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-01-2009 08:27 PM

This begs the question:

If Pollard sucks this bad, how utterly ****ing useless is Mike Brown?

Titty Meat 09-01-2009 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6024080)
This begs the question:

If Pollard sucks this bad, how utterly ****ing useless is Mike Brown?

If you haven't noticed the coaches started Darling and Copper instead of Bowe. It doesn't mean shit in pre-season.

evolve27 09-01-2009 08:29 PM

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nstygma 09-01-2009 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6024080)
This begs the question:

If Pollard sucks this bad, how utterly ****ing useless is Mike Brown?

well, Haley said Brown had 2 INTs in practice today. not that it means much but its somethin

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-01-2009 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 6024090)
If you haven't noticed the coaches started Darling and Copper instead of Bowe. It doesn't mean shit in pre-season.

That sounds like wishful thinking, Billay.

Hammock Parties 09-01-2009 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6024080)
This begs the question:

If Pollard sucks this bad, how utterly ****ing useless is Mike Brown?

Mike Brown hasn't been gif'd up.

When Mike Brown deserves to be gif'd up, he will be gif'd up.

Mr. Kotter 09-01-2009 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6013859)
....
Bernard Pollard can't hold Mike Brown's jock.

That's because you've swallowed it....

;)

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-01-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6024101)
Mike Brown hasn't been gif'd up.

When Mike Brown deserves to be gif'd up, he will be gif'd up.

Hey, I'm all about whatever makes the defense better. If Brown's the guy or the stop-gap, so be it.

Titty Meat 09-01-2009 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6024112)
Hey, I'm all about whatever makes the defense better. If Brown's the guy or the stop-gap, so be it.

Defeated bitch!

KCrockaholic 09-01-2009 08:35 PM

Go Pollard! Page was 2nd string btw,

Sweet Daddy Hate 09-01-2009 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billay (Post 6024116)
Defeated bitch!

Uh, you can claim defeat when Brown proves his worth. You got a ways to go yet son.

Easy 6 09-01-2009 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots (Post 6024080)
This begs the question:

If Pollard sucks this bad, how utterly ****ing useless is Mike Brown?

The only knock on Brown, granted its kind of a biggie, is his propensity for injury.

Outside of that, he was the undisputed leader & catalyst of a rock solid (at one time) Bears D.

The guys a flat-out playmaker, IF he can stay healthy he'll be Hell On Wheels for KC.

Sure theres risk involved, but who in the hell else do we have?

KCUnited 09-01-2009 08:39 PM

I heard Brown gets hurt a lot.

crazycoffey 09-01-2009 08:42 PM

damn, I knew these gifs would be epic....

Hammock Parties 09-01-2009 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcrockaholic4life (Post 6024118)
Go Pollard! Page was 2nd string btw,

You need to shut up.

TEX 09-01-2009 08:45 PM

Dude has sucked form day one. I thought you got faster if you dropped weight???

luv 09-01-2009 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6023937)
The gifs don't lie. I said I would gif Pollard up, and now his day of reckoning has arrived.

Running into people will not always knock them down. WRAP THEM UP!

Buehler445 09-01-2009 08:59 PM

Damn dude. Them's some bad angles.

Mecca 09-01-2009 08:59 PM

Pollard is still right now the exact same guy he was on a draft day.

A safety who goes for big hits and whifs...is slow in coverage and isn't smart enough to get in the proper positions to make up for his lack of speed.


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