A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet
 

Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.

My advice to n00bs? Go Away.

No, there is not a "football" forum. The Lounge is for pretty much any topic except for politics. We like it that way, and it's not going to change just because you don't like it.

Rude comments, while not necessarily encouraged, are not a bannable offense. So don't report them. The mods don't care.

Dane McCloud can be a bit of an asshole if you get on his bad side. No, he's not leaving. Get over it.

OK, those are the few that came to mind. I'll let you guys come up with the rest.

Grow a set, and if you're female then show us your BOOBS!!!!


Yes we know that certain words are misspelled...moran, genuis etc It's a tradition.

Skip Towne is the official n00b beat down member, just take what he says and say "Please Sir, may I have another?"

Oh and one more thing, anyone who has a join date of 2000 should be treated with the utmost respect!! :D

n00bs, this board can seem a harsh and intimidating environment at first but there is much goodness and value in hanging around until you get comfortable.
Should you find yourself needing a kind and knowledgeable hand to guide you thorugh the rough spots all you need do is reach out to the board care taker and friend to all n00bs, a kindly gentleman named Skip Towne.

Retart, genious, moran are proper spellings

Stfu and lurk a while... N00bs should average less than 2 posts per day for the first 6 months.
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1. You're always smarter than everybody else. Be sure to let people know that, especially the folks with lots of posts who have been here for years. Don't be phased if they seem stubborn.

2. Chiefsplanet is a large community. Often one thread isn't enough for sufficient discussion, especially when it comes to new headlines around the NFL. Repost liberally.

3. The DC forum is a good way to meet friends and have civil discussions over politics and religion.

4. Because the Chiefs are figured to be bad this year, it's a good idea to post your brilliant, wacky, ideas about resurrecting the team during the regular season. Any complicated 4-way team trade scenarios involving trading Larry Johnson and Glenn Dorsey are entertaining and welcome reads.

Hope this helps.

Your key to success lies in these words right here. Don't be a whiny bitch, and remember, this is the internet. Don't take it too seriously.

DaKCManAP is awesome.

Never engage in debate with JASONSAUTO

I really wish DCS/RoR would have followed this rule.

I handle all new registrations. Use the Planets secure private messaging system to send me your VISA or Mastercard numbers.
Welcome aboard.

When am I officially not a noob?

Every post should be taken at face value, because sarcasm is in very short supply with this crowd.

When we vote on it:evil:

Yes, DenverChief is checking out your ass.

edit-forgot about Mr Kotter

Go to the DC Forum and stay there forever. K Thx Bye.

Typing in all caps gets your point across better. Rule not specific to CP.

Be sure to challenge the board to find your real identity, especially if you're a child molester.

Tell us where you work, your SSN and your wife's phone number.

Skips approved quota used to be 3000 posts.

Always post about your failed love life, and be sure to post pictures.


Also if you're interested in some woman, post her contact info in addition, in case of an emergency

The Lounge is really a dating forum. And like JOhn said, we all really enjoy hearing about your woman/man problems and will offer the best support available in times of emotional hardship.

Boy, count on us to do something nice and it blows up in your face, huh, DaFace? ROFL

Kcnut like ku and ksu so stfu. Also like people who hook him up with cool stuff. Plus if i'm flirting with a cp female leave me be.
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Always give out Neg rep for things you don't like, the constructive criticism is appreciated by one and all

Go fetch Bwana a beer, make it a very cold beer and no swill! Be gone with you...CHOP CHOP!

In the event that you get a message from redrum, telling you about the myriad ways he abused & debased your mother last night...be thankful that you've been graced by greatness.

STFD and STFU

Get in line and take a number. Each noob will be judged on their own merits.

:wayne::wayne:

This means respect your elders, and in Skip's case, that means everyone respects him

Na, I know this place. I figured the thread would be 20% good advice and 80% humor for the rest of us. :)

Yes, Knowshit is that stupid

When someone tells you to go make an antifreeze cocktail, use Prestone; it mixes and tastes better than most other stuff.

Damn DaFace your getting soft, I figured 5% vs 95% :D

You should leave now... because if you keep coming back... you will NEVER be able to leave.

This place is like Hotel California... so, be careful.

Probably the best advice in the thread.

This is internet crack-cocaine. Use it with caution n00bs.

I was thinking more like the Bates Motel :eek:


Or at times it's like a Roach motel

Those of you who think you know it all really piss off those of us who do. Also it is better the world to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

who the **** are you?


:D

This probably goes without saying but don't ever post a poll without a Gaz option or you will be waterboarded in Tequila Rose.

There is a hidden tribute to The Flintstones. Find it and win millions in Casino Cash.

DAMMIT!!

That's rude... how do you report this?








:jester:

Followed by Mr. Bubble being poured into the open wounds.

You're a dumbass.

That's all you know, and all you need to know, dumbass.

If you have to ask if you're a n00b, you're a n00b.


Send your complaint to Bob Dole. He'll get back to you neverday.

Skip is old. Go chiefs is a gay model. Midnight Vulture has a badass bike, and all the girls. Hamas is pissed, and that MTG was recently involved in a divorce.

A few others

Frazod likes n00bs with opinions & goofy ideas
Bwana is extremely anti gun
Badgirl is a wealth of knowledge on all things

Badgirl is a wealth of knowledge on all things[/QUOTE]
Lmao

CP is the Mane, but with slightly more actual Broncos fans.

Your first homework assignment is to find out the Planet history behind the following:

Marty's Man Whore
Skinbra
Kirstie Tynes
American Hero
Pink socks
The New Year's Day gay porn controversy

[QUOTE=JimNasium;6040344]Your first homework assignment is to find out the Planet history behind the following:

Kirstie Tynes


yeah, that was fun lol

lexicon

Make sure in the event that you get mad at someone and decide to leave, to make a thread telling us you are leaving forever. Helps the mods keep track of members, thanks in advance.

What the.......:hmmm:

On a related note, if you choose to come back under a different username, the mods know. I promise.

when does a n00b lose n00b status?

A great way to assure not only a seamless introduction, but a rocketride straight to the top...is to tell us about some really heinous thing you've done, as if you thought it was cool & would impress us.

Stealing, driving like a moran, giving your pals girl the O face...stuff like that.

When Skip says so.

Yes, you do smell like Donkey feces.
Accept the fact that Skip, while senile can still leave some witty nr
Every Raiders fan has a criminal record.

ROFLROFL



:evil:

Read the ****ing thread, n00b.

If you take anything personally, you will not survive. Anything you say here, stupid or otherwise, can (and will) be held against you for....well....always.

Don't join if you are not overweight, bald, and have a goatee

Who's Ship?

i stole my pals girl and gave her the o face while driving like a moron.

Shit and Skips little brother. :D

go away bug****er

Wanna know how I can tell you're a n00b?

Orly?

Well, there's a scale in there somewhere. You'd be surprised what gets reported though.

HAHAHAHAHA! BUG****ER! THAT IS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL!

I think it's after 500,000 posts, but I could be wrong. :D

Yeah, no doubt. ROFL

I suspect I'm Ship

Damn i didn't realize you had a goatee? :shrug: