My inside source: Chiefs will sign TE Garrett Mills from the Pats....
 

....... I have no idea how reliable this source is. I guess we'll see. :)

He was drafted by the Pats. Now he's on the Vike's practice squad. Appears to be a good pass catching TE.

TO THE MOTHER****ING 'SHIP!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1350/...6f6ae71580.jpg

Is your "inside source" ESPN texts?

i'm for this if he is good

i'm against this if he is bad

This.

I'm also for this if you're right

Or against it if you're wrong :D

LOL!!

If you could modify that photo to show the hull of the Titanic bending so that the stern is almost parallel with the water, it would be more accurate. History Channel had a great piece on that. The movie has the ship straight and breaking. That's not right. The Titanic bent, and bent, and bent, and then came apart.

I must be missing the joke, because Mills slipped through to the Vikings practice squad.

We aren't signing anyone

It looks like someone claimed Bear Pascoe. Hope its KC. Mills is an H-Back. The Chiefs need a full time TE. That's Bear.

FYP

Wow.

wtf?

Awesome!

I've always been an SNL fan & Garrett Morris will bring the funny, i promise you that.

ROFL

Yeah, incredible. Metal bends. If you take an empty can of soda and apply force on the ends, the can bends. Wow. What a concept. Metal doesn't just "snap" like an icicle. It bends first...


Someone is enough of a geek with the vids to take that photo and "bend" Titanic like a banana.

you really need a bj .... you know, from a real girl.

Would you say that metal bends due to its interstitial nature?

Chiefs and Broncos are both talking to Garrett Mills' agent now. My source is Kevin Harlen, 2nd hand.

Those are just, SO neat.

let him sign with dungver they can cut Sheffler and we will claim him.

or we can just sign him. I don't care.

What if the boat was on a treadmill?

is the deal done yet?

Ben Coates still available???

Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. It hit a Jew. A really big Jew. His nose, even.

2nd hand? thats not a "source". thats a rumor. but thanks for playing.

Is your source also responsible for your chain e-mails? If so, kick that bastard in the balls for me...

i always though it was in 1492 columbus sailed the ocean blue?

This ship hasn't left port yet .. Can't sink till it gets out to sea .. Which may be sunday ...

who cares

Only if she swallows

I don't know. But, I'm impatient.

I remember watching Mills lead all of D1 in catches for a TE at Tulsa. He has great hands and runs good routes. He isn't the best blocker and has average speed.

Certainly not a pass-catching TE

The right 53 is already in place.

to the whatever this is would be more apropriate for this team

LMAO

Oh god; that will NEVER not be funny.

The Havana to Miami Flotation Vessel?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PcBCwx8If3...64g/s400/4.jpg

Mills is a legend in Tulsa. Right up there with Bob St. Clair, Howard Twilley, Jerry Rhome, Steve Largent, Lovie Smith and Gus Frerotte.

He's similar to Frank Wycheck or Chris Cooley. The undersized H-back type that plays off the line.

Well, then why don't we sign him already?!! :mad:

Now can we finally print 'em?

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Cross thread rep!!!

STOP!!! I'm dying here!!!
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