How to eat checkin wings properly.
 

A spin off John Wayne's thread...it does deserve its own post

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Just suck it off the bone!!!!!ROFL
Sounds like Knowshit!!!:clap:

mistake watching this while hungry

"Boneless Wings" = :shake:

What's a checkin wing?

I've eaten so many wings over the years I already know about pulling out the little bone. Instead of boning it completely though I hold it by the remaining bone, dip, then stick the whole thing in my mouth and suck it all right off the bone. I am a wing master.

If the wing isn't comprised of all three sections; you aren't eating a ****ing wing.

If you dip your wing in ranch dressing; please visit and hike the Alomar Forest at your earliest convenience.

And if you believe Hooters makes "great wings"; Al Davis is a better human specimen than you will ever be.

Generally I do it like I'm sucking cock. Not that I know how to suck cock. But if I did, I'd do it how I eat chicken wings.

LMAO You cad.

Not a single advantage to the bones I can think of.

Either way I'm sucking cock.

http://www.photochart.com/data/media/7/cock.jpg

Boneless wings are usually comprised of "parts is parts" meat.

These wings checkin, but they don't checkout.

Good to know. Fortunately most I have had usually seem like form of breast meat which I prefer over wings.

ROFL You aren't eating "rooster wings" ya' ****!!!

And I agree; boneless wings are nothing but glorified chicken-nuggets. And boneless wings put a hamper on making voodoo necklaces afterward; completely useless.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/13/bu...y/13wings.html its breast meat which ironically has gotten cheaper than wings.

Not always.

That frozen shit you buy or that crap you get at chili's is almost guaranteed to be parts is parts.

Who the **** eats at Chili's?

sluts who suck my dick

Or frozen wings? Boneless or not.

It's my tradition to eat wings during Chiefs games. I usually get the big bag of frozen tyson chicken wings and consume it over several weeks. Three bags lasts me a season usually. Last year, I decided to try the boneless wings during the middle of the year. Bad idea.

Nah, the parts is parts meat with chicken is where things like McNuggets and other things featuring "mechanically separated chicken" in the ingredients comes from. Stuff where its an actual hunk of meat your talking about breast and "rib" --poorly named since its really the bit of meat from the area of the scapula-- if its white meat.

Intelligent and sophisticated people who enjoy flavorful and affordable food served by friendly staff in a pleasant environment. That's who.

Don't EVER denigrate Chili's again.

ROFLROFL

ROFL

Do you REALLY want to throw down a food war with ROR?

No. No you do not.

What is "parts is parts"?

:BLVD::popcorn::toast:

I'm sorry. I just get emotional about Chili's. Their chicken tenders meal with french fries and corn on the cob...it's comfort food like the mother I never had (other than my mother).

One cannot judge Chili's before partaking of their chicken tenders meal with french fries and corn on the cob.

chicken tenders?

CHICKEN TENDERS!?!?

WHAT?

I bet chickens volunteer to be chicken tenders at Chili's, all juicy and covered with that delicious breading. If I was a chicken, that's how I'd want to go out.

WTF?ROFL

Okay, I yield to your greater wisdom in the matter.

I cannot explain it, but can only acknowledge its truth.

Chili's chicken tenders are my favorite binge meal. Greasy breaded chicken, pepper-covered corn, and a haystack of french fries, washed down with never-ending Dr. Pepper. 2,000 calories of decadent deliciousness.

Mmm...fries and Dr. Pepper.:)