Dear Broncos Faithful: A Haiku
 

Dear Broncos Faithful
Your season looked bright at first
Prepare for lightning

Six and Zero Start
Lose to Ravens, Pitt, and Skins
Shanny is Laughing

A Limerick

There once was a team from Denver
Who's season in half would be rendered
The first half was good as the second half could
If the quarterback's not on a bender

Poetry AND Denver smashing? I think I'm in love.

Flying to Denver
To watch the Chargers beat Donx
Sunday Funday yay

Kyle orton likes
Jack Daniels but not on ice
Chris Simms likes cosmos

lost three in a row
KnowMo on suicide watch
Chiefs fans are laughing

Denver and san diego sucks
also the raiders i really don't give a ****
luv katipan and most the ladies of are better then huck
when they notice me i give an awwww chuck.
Denver and san diego sucks.

Hey, I love the confidence factor, but don't let the visions of divisional dominance dance too early in your head.

Both teams are 6-3 ... Denver won @ SD

During SD's current 4 game winning streak, they've defeated the Chiefs, Raiders, Giants (game 4 of their 4 game losing streak) and Philly (Philly is a mixed bag, hell they lost to OAK).

Don't get me wrong... two quality wins @ NY and vs PHI.

Denver has a few quality wins of their own and 2 of their 3 losses were to PIT (6 wins and defending champs) and the Ravens (soon to have 5 wins after tonight).

Denver and the Chargers share 2 similar losses - PIT and BAL, they just came at different times in the schedule.

The Broncos definitely crapped the bed yesterday with the loss at WAS, I won't even try to sugar coat it.

But, if you're thinking this is going to be an easy win for SD in Denver... well, I think you'll be surprised. It's going to be a close one, I don't see either team getting destroyed.

Bring it on, dude. :p

Denver sucks balls, man
Let me taste their salty tears
So Stay Down Bitches

Brandon Marshall soon
Will ask out of Denver too
Ed Royal likes men

Coming from the guy who made the "Hey, Amnorix" thread

Ed Hochuli not present
Dont expect blown call again
Crisco prices up

Oh and sorry ... that response was not in the form of a Haiku.

Silence around us
Norv's watchful eyes see the reality
Broncos do the winning.

Points coming slowly
Broncos fans cheer their team
Silence and beauty.

Brandon stretching out
To grab the touchdown pass
Norv is crying.

Again, I applaud it... love the trash talk, wasn't saying you shouldn't do it... was just replying with my own retort.

McDaniels is like
Normal Daniels just faster
And Cheap quality

The winter arrives,
Real opponents lie in wait,
Death to all donkeys.

Broncos dropped Chargers at home
Season high in scoring
Expect repeat performance.

Since I know you have an account on the Mane, I'm assuming you made this thread for the benefit of the Chiefs fans.

Never too early for Christmas charity.

Denver circles drain
Buckinkaeding will be there
To watch implosion

KnoMo loads his gun
A lead sammich incoming
After Sunday's loss

Buzz cuts all the rage,
Hand-down hoody's not the same,
Chris Simms for the win.

This is not in the
Correct format you dumbass
Five Seven Five dude

Oh and we welcome the lightning... you should just prepare to be "Thunderstruck".

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Everyone's a critic... just deal with it. But, if not... will this work for you?

Chargers lost at home
Broncos top score of season
Expect repeat game.

The spleenectomy
Has effected Simms wobble
Orton sucks penis

I do have one there
That cess pool smells like shit though
So I posted here

On December six,
Against our lack-luster team,
You will learn defeat.

Five thousand feet up,
Denver is. I didn’t know,
They stacked shit that high

Chargers Giants Chiefs
Colts Raiders Eagles Chiefs too
six and ten likely

Norv has won nothing
Best of a bad division
Yet still employed.

It is too bad for KnowMo
That this year's not strike-shortened
Or you might have won.

McDaniels neither
Bad Division? Ninja please
you are just upset

Sherm Lewis called it
A fake punt bomb by Punter
Better than B 6

Bronco fan too dumb
to correctly craft haiku
team and fan both fail

two shrivelled peanuts
so he cries himself to sleep
balls don't grow back, shawne

Your Haiku Skills Suck
Five Syllables then Seven
Then Five Again, Douche

Heh ... that's what I get for trying to do the count while on a conference call... I was off one in line one, sue me. STFU

Buck likes to whack it
To pictures of Ryan Leaf
Fat rolls are jiggly

You have given out
too much Reputation in
the last 24

LaTorsha proved it
LT still knows how to score
Bend over Nolan

Hey BuckinKaeding
Denver's demise is Norv's win
5 year extension

A likely excuse
Just like all true bronco fans
Run into aids tree

**** **** **** **** ****
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Fluke win in Cincy
Special teams luck in San D
should be four and five

ROFL

Chiefs' fans rejoice
The success from other teams
Failure in KC.

Six and three they are
Suck like KC they do not
Will win on Sunday.

LT don't have it
I'm stylin in my new stripes
And cak'n patna

You are bad at this.
Are you missing a finger?
Five, Seven, Five, Douche

unless you don't know
that fans is one syllable
your haiku still sucks.

ROFL

Maybe I'm stoned... rejoice is 3 syllables.

Chiefs' fans re-jo-ice (5)
The suc-cess from oth-er teams (7)
Fail-ure in K-C. (5)

Kaeding is genius
Chiefs fans are now cheerleading
for SD Chargers

:clap:

Losing to the Skins
Is not what I'd call success
your brain is cow shit

Rejoice is not 5
unless you talk real funny
it's the altitude

Let me explain this
"rejoice" is two syllables
You're worse than Chris Simms

Re-joice (2)


Silly Denver Fan
Never passed the seventh grade
Makin words is hard

Rejoice is only
two syllables you moran
you canadian?

Mush Mouth Shannon Sharpe
Might pronounce "rejoice" that way.
Not English speakers

At least MHM
Is not an albino donk
and still has his spleen.

Blueballs would love this thread.

I have to go now.
Like most Chiefs fans I'm employed
And not on welfare.

Five, seven then five
Pretend you're counting fans' teeth
At the last home game

My Haiku may suck
The Norv Turner of poems
Denver beats Chargers.








Ok, eat it. :doh!:

Elway's the biggest
cheat but thats nothing compared
to sharpes bad english

Redrum posted here
Now this thread will surely die
Where's all the mom jokes?

chargers climb mountain
where does their next breath come from
LT pouts on bench

hiakus are teh gey
why do we do them at all
denver still sucks balls

but the tags are gone
how will gonzo secretly
tell luv how he feels

No-Yards Moran-O
Will have no yards on sunday
Chargers will win yo

Haiku Smack is fun
Too bad the Chiefs suck so much
Or I'd smack some too.

:eek: :spock:

Just ate a whopper
I must go make a turd like
donx laid yesterday

Would some of you young'ns please translate these ramblings into a language a Robert Frost reader understands.

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I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep. . .

Now that's poetry.

Donks lose numero quadro

This thread brings me great joy... That is all

Bronco fans are gay
They have bad body odor
Chargers will kick ass

A dictionary
Is what we need presently
to prove donx fans wrong