LJ - "Gonna Gallop over the Chiefs"
 

If you have facebook...

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref...&id=1542657976

If you don't...

http://i34.tinypic.com/2my6poi.jpg

(P.S.. He should worry about getting the ball before he worries about gallop'in.)

**** MICHAEL SMITH!

Oh no.

LAWL

He's just confused since he was used to running up the offensive linemen's backs all the time. He won't know what else to do.

If gallop means falling over when breathed on and having your kneecaps broken in the pile, I can't freaking wait.

I was thinkin that they should use Albert, Waters, and Company on the D-Line against the Bengals... LJ never made it past them the first 8 games this season, he shouldn't be able to week 16...

People on the bench can gallop?

No, but asses can.

LJ is delusional. And this isn't the first sign.

im bankin on the fact that his cake n panta ass gets his legs broken if he plays us

How unsportsman like is it of LJ to plan on running over a man lying on the ground in a fit of laughter?

I bet there is a few that wants to take a shot at him.

I'm just glad to see LJ is proving everyone wrong. Clearly posting this on facebook is showing how much he has matured in the last two weeks. Way to go LJ.

He probably will be successful against the Chiefs. The only time Larry really runs well is when he's mad. He has a pretty good chip on his shoulder for the Chiefs. Then again, if he runs for them like he's ran for us the last 2 years, there's a good chance he can rack up 30-40 yards in his 25 carries.


I'm anxious to see how he gets along with Ocho-whateverhisnameisthisweek-Cinco. Not sure Cinncinati is big enough for the two egos.

LMAO LMAO

ROFL

Gallop? Makes it sound like he went to the Colts or Broncs. Gallop? He's a Bengal. He should say he's gonna tear us to shreds or something.

Ya gotta get on the field first patna

http://www.local12.com/mostpopular/s...rIGc4p_Xw.cspx

"That's what his role would be, it would be as a fourth running back and an opportunity as a backup player on this football team doing all the things backup players do, and that's work their tails off in the kicking game and showing looks (on the scout team) and so forth that way," Lewis said. "And then he would be an insurance policy if something would happen down the line to one of our guys where he'd have a chance to be active. But I couldn't foresee him being active when he was initially here, if this is what happens. And that's what I've told him."


ROFL at LJ "working his tail off in the kicking game"

Dude, if Cedric Benson can run behind that line, and LJ is playing the Chiefs...he'll probably run all over us, yeah.

He'll play against us cuz the Bungles will be resting starters for the playoffs. on that note have fun running behind 3rd string o linemen LJ, it was so successful here!

LJ on the scout team. Nice! :toast:

Does it hurt to post this stuff now? Do you feel like one of the girls he spat a drink at?

Not trying to poke fun with this, seriously asking.

Even at his pinnacle, larry was a very hard for me to like or understand guy... he's the Stephon Marbury of the NFL. Very good, but not nearly as good as he thinks he is & when your talent is outshined by your bullsh*t you wont stick long anywhere.

Barring another injury to Benson, larry wont be on the field against us much anyway, Benson might start sunday v. jokeland.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/players/playerpage/406400

Guys a jackass, i'm so glad we've moved on.

No. I thought he was delusional after the Redskins game when he posted a picture of him "busting" a 17-yard run with the caption "I still got it!"

I used to like LJ but now hes just another douchebag.

I bet he plays Farmville

Sorta like having Presidential dreams while serving as the Secretary of Agriculture. Just 14 heartbeats away from the top, buddy!

He'll be galloping all up and down the sidelines because he won't hardly get any carries.

hows he gonna gallop when he trips over feet every 2 yards

Is he calling Haley a Nazi in his twitter wallpaper?

https://twitter.com/toonicon

ROFL

I hope he gets some carries against us and I hope we smash his knee.

Larry in the kicking game? Anybody wanna see him get run over by a Studebaker?

Righhhhht Larry. Go get your pacifier.

I want to see his heart ripped out through his anal cavity. Then I want Priest Holmes to sprinkle nachos all over it.

The things you do to me, Larry. Those things that you do.

We need some Chiefs fans to bring diapers to that Bungals game, to throw at Larry while he sits on the bench.

Larry Johnson = douchebag

I can't believe Larry Johnson still does that douchey diamond thing with his hands. What a loser.

How bad are things when THIS is the best offer he got?

I will laugh my ass off watching him try to play special teams, running into his own players backs on kickoffs. That is, if he plays special teams, like most back-up runningbacks do.

So he'll be riding a horse in the backfield then?

What a maroon.

OMG go watch the animated intro at his website. This guy really thinks he's Hanna Montana on the fame scale.

http://www.toonicon.com/

Wow that's one Christopher Street site.

But...but...it's HIP! It's SAVVY! :rolleyes:

Click on blog and read back a bit.

What am I looking for here? I see a lot of stupid shit.

Al I see are pictures and no actual writing.

Maybe he is refering to the drug bottle pictures and the little quote about being a manwhore

"Everybodys like he's no item please don't like him, he don't wife them he one nights them..."

Sounds like a stupid rap song.

Well, the guy was clearly on board. "Don't sleep on the Chiefs" etc...

I think it shows that his new attitude was genuine. There are several comments in there like that. In the end, it means nothing. (The rats are always the first to leave a sinking ship.) But I found it interesting.

Im sure it was genuine, but then the real games came along and he was sucking and of course he wasn't going to take any of the blame, threw a fit, made a scene and got cut, like he wanted.

Can't argue with that. Unfortunately, the guy cant seem to handle adversity. Probably hasn't faced much in his life.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

If you didn't just inadvertently lay down the greatest short-summary of Larry Johnson, I don't know who ever will.

Heh. I didn't even realize it until you just menioned it. But yeah, that basically sums up Larry in a short sentence.

Uf tukel wouldn't even be saying good morning to that web site. Jesus that's 1999 flash movie quality!

LMAO

I don't know why that Nordic sonofabitch tickles my funny bone, but sometimes you just gotta' roll with flow!


"Uf! You know my name, now gimme' my money"!

haha I know it. I haven't stopped laughing since the first ""good morning"" I heard when that initial thread first came up. especially since when you switched pages it repeated itself!

"atop the midport parking garage" just makes it sound supremely cheesy!ROFL

It's good to see that LJ has learned something about posting on social networks.

Uf Tukel is like a Mad Magazine 45 when you're 10 years old; there is NOTHING funnier.

Guys, hate to be a downer, but that looks like a fake facebook account. Most Athletes have fan pages and what not. Some of his "groups" and even his pics look like someone grabbed them off the internet randomly. And do you think he would keep his profile open to the public? Maybe, lol.

I'm gunna go with "fake" on this one.

Great...I wake up to find Larry now playing in my backyard. Now every week for the rest of the season I get LJ on my local game.

It's bad enough I have to listen to Bengals fans crowing about their success...now I have to listen to all the LJ crap locally.

mmaddog
*******

You must have been one of Hitler's german shepherds in a previous life.

Karma is a bitch,mein doggie.

Just bide your time. You have some good "I told you so" conversations on the horizon in the next year or two.

Considering that he never saw the end zone this season, we don't know that he does still do that.

THIS!

I don't care if he torches us for 200 yards, causes a fumble on a kickoff return. Don't try to piss on the boots of Chief fans and then tell us its just raining. we know how you feel about us, so why should we care about you? Provide applause for your actions?

He is an embrassment to himself and doesn't deserve to be playing football until he gets his act together in life.

ROFL

LJ,

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i tend to agree.
however, f@ck lj.
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Good to see he's learned from his Twitter mistake.

Yeah Larry, you may run all over us (if 3 other people get hurt in front of you)
But you're missing the point.....we can improve; you, will always be a douchenozzle.

Cinci should just ****ing change the entire uniform to orange. No brown.

I mean, it's what they wear half the time anyway...

Hey LJ, congrats on the KC Chiefs all time rushing record you set....wait. LMAO

Bling bling no game little bitch.

I don't think he does it anymore. Never saw him do it this year. Oh he only does it when he scores. Maybe that was his way of retiring it. By staying out of the end zone. I wonder if he'll go into the Hall as a Chief or Bengal? :)
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It does, and always has, looked like a vagina.

Gonna Gallop
 

:LOL:

I'm sure all the Bengals offensive lineman are running to the mall looking for back pads. Maybe big bras that they can wear backwards and stuff with Charmin to cushion for the punishment that LJ is gonna lay on their backs when he's running (I mean falling forward) with the rock.

4th on the depth chart, maybe he plans on running over people in the tunnel?!

First time I saw that, I was like, "why is he making Sammy Hagar hand signals"?

Funny thing about people like L j They always go back to thier real ways eventually. He WILL proove himself a turd in cinncy also. I feel bad for his dad he seems to be a good guy with a putz for a son. I would rather be 2 and 14 without him as 3 and 13 with him, thats assumeing he would have had 1 breakout game this season.