Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs (with NSFW pics)
 

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs".

If you have a write-in vote, post it in this thread and I'll keep track of them in the original post. EDIT: We left off one nominated poster: Dante84. If you wanto vote for Dante84 just post it in this thread and I'll keep track of the vote in the opening thread.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. I know there is already burnt ends and beer on the table for the next Planet bash as the first bribe.

As was the case last year, there is an option to vote for the "no noob is worthy". But it seems to me there are some worthy candidates this year, but, its your vote.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158


Known Bribes:

Boss Chief: 50k in casino money(but he has been giving much larger amounts to voters). from phobia
25k from flopnuts
3 reps from me (only 750 a hit, but everybody gets rep...this will take a few days to fullfill)
1 rep from Flopnuts (the ron jeremy stick)
free beer at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up winning)
free burnt ends at the next bash ($50 bucks worth if I end up doubling the second place cantidate).

Kylle DeLexus: is offering $75000 casino cash for each vote. And Pestilence is also throwing in $100,000 casino money for each vote.



Write in Votes:
Dante84

My vote does have a price.

This is an old school Chicago Mayor Daly election. Everything is fair game. Just get the votes and win.

Tough choice

I went with the promise of free beer and free burnt ends.

I think the public nature of this poll will lead to group-think.

Me.

It's always been private but more than a few wanted it public and no one spoke up to keep it private. soooo it is what it is now.

Looks like JD and who gives a crap have the early leads

Whoever get's me over the 2 million hump in casino cash gets my vote. Oh, and bonus brownie points for rep...

Damn, BRC, am I that easy to forget about? jeesh.

The answer is yes. Yes, I am.

I just started a 'vote for the worst' campaign for Pioli Zombie at www.doodie.com.

Crap man I'm sorry dude. I'll get you a mention in the top of the thread.

$25k in casino cash to my voters....just saying

Numbahs gets my vote.

man I should have held out longer, I caved in for beer and burnt ends.:shake:

Ummm.....I'm going to need a little more than that.


I gotta feed my family.....

ROFL, Yeah I noticed your bankroll there and figured I wouldn't sway your vote.

I would have done the burnt ends and beer thing, then again i'm broke in real life. But on Chiefsplanet....I'm worth a million casino dollars.

Is that a poster?

And I'm teh n00b? :spock:

JDNumbahs.

really bi_polar?

ROFL

Give me Bree Olsen and we have a deal.

I thought you were bi?

_polar ?

We're gonna have to start calling him Kotter.

I'd do a Bree Olsen for Brianna Banks and your vote swap?

Deal.

Just voted. You wanna announce it in the other thread? I'm at work....so I really don't go in there.

ROFL I better win this now, I just gave up my favorite porn star for a vote(and another good choice)

Yeah, I'll let it be known.

Not too many people here seem to like free beer...yet anyway!

pedal? Very much so, yes.

Posted this in the other thread, but some might not read that anymore.

Just in case people aren't reading the other thread before voting in the poll. I'm offering 25k in casino cash for votes. And I am a Supporter of the planet. Most important, I'm a Chief fan. Haven't Chief fans had to suffer losing enough these last few years? Let's go out and win one on here because we aren't talented enough on the field yet!!!!

I'll have to do some research first.

ROFL

ROFL I was wondering who would be the first to vote for them self



BossChief
BigRedChief, BossChief


I think Mike will get my vote for his avatar alone. Unless winning is within my grasp then the politician in me will try to get the win.

If I win I am donating $50 worth of beer to the next planet bash...if I end up doubling the second place votes, I add in an equal amount of burnt ends of raw meat to grill to planet specs.

BOOM!

they might not know...

What kind of beer? And who is cooking?

HAHA

**** you!

Jackstack and Boluvard ale?

I will poll the planet to decide both if I win!

That's tough to compete with.

Here's what I'll do, I'm going to split the prize money for winning this right down the middle and donate half to CP and the other half to bash drink/food :)

Ill add in 3 reps per vote, I hit for a little less than 800 each one. (this will take a week or so to fullfill due to planet restrictions)

Dang, and i was looking so good in the Preliminaries...

guess i gotta offer up some Casino Cash to my voters...



a few of these....


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...lors_Boobs.gif


http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img...red-bikini.gif


http://www.threadbombing.com/data/me...rs_Boobs_2.gif



now crown me.

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KnoMo sent me here to vote for him... then I noticed the cheap plea for my vote with bouncing fun bags... well, I was bought. :clap:

We'll need at least 10 more of those Sofa King.

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1. http://www.jollylops.com/pictures/al...boobs-0075.gif

2. http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld...1247928284.gif

3. http://img.funnyanimatedgifs.net/img...cing-boobs.gif

4. http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/grap...-own-boobs.gif

5. http://www.boobbouncers.com/boobs/an...obs_shaker.gif

6. http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/24v8zn4.gif

7. http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o.../gif/boobs.gif

8. http://s5.tinypic.com/2zsywle.jpg

9. http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...g_boobs-41.gif

10. http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/124...ing-bodies.gif

and 11. http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s...rt83/boobs.gif


that was the best use of 10 minutes ever..

I voted for BossChief simply because he seems like a pretty good ole Iowa boy. But there are a few quality candidates here.

I'll throw $50k casino cash to anybody lending their support to BossChief henceforth.

Oh - and can we please get a NSFW label on this thread now? It doesn't affect me because I'm the boss but I can see a lot of people getting in trouble for the content.

I can't do it. Has to be a mod.

BossChief for the win

He picked up a big time endorsement in that Phobia guy. Wonder what he had to promise? Help him put up some drywall? Do some roofing?:hmmm:

Nah - he didn't promise anything. I just like his style. It could have been JD or any number of other quality n00bs.

Yeah I'm done for now. Phobia doubled my offer and he's got the beer and bbq thing.


And I gave up Bree Olsen for this shit.

ROFL

Damn I could have sent you some pron if you wanted to see some boobs.

Thanks for the votes Vailpass and Garcia Bronco. :)

In the words of Bartles and James

thank you for your support!

We need more of this...

Good year for n00bs it seems. We almost need to have multiple rounds of elimination in the voting since there's clearly not anyone who is going to win a majority.

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Apparently "Who Gives a Crap" has a powerful grassroots campaign.

I promise to not give you shit for voting for me. Hell I would vote for Boss just for the beer and burnt ends. Anyone who votes for me is a reerun.

Looks like you're right.

See, this proves how influential I am here.:D

I need your support to make this happen planet!

Read the sig and place your votes!

Hey 10 votes > 9 votes. 10 votes = winner

But we can have a playoff. Take the top 5 vote getters or something and have a final vote. Take out some options in the poll.

Whatever you guys want to do is kosher with me.

9 more votes could put me over the top with how everyone is getting a few votes. 75k in casino cash to anyone who votes for me from now on. I'll most likely have some left to give my current supporters their cut.

If we do this I might have to retract my latest bribe.

My apoligies to Dante84 for being left off the poll. He was duly nominated. My bad. :shake:

Still a long ways to go.

As long as one of the bastard Patriot trolls don't win.

Talk to your fellow Chief fans. You can't rig the election. It's public knowledge who is voting for him.

Gaz votes Cabletech94!!!!!!

Right Gaz?

I voted for JD. He's not a troll. Probably more interesting to talk to than you are.

Fritz, you are lucky I voted before Sofa King's epic post.

Yeah I sold out early for the beer and burnt ends.